1 - 20 of 27 Works in if i cant be happy then i will read about tfw being happy
Navigation
Listing Works
-
Tags
Summary
Dean hated witches. Really friggin hated witches.
While investigating a case, Dean gets hit by a witch’s spell. Luckily, Sam had ganked the witch before she could finish her weird voodoo and all was well in the world, one less supernatural wrecking havoc.
That is, however, until radios start to get a little too accurate in how Dean’s truly feeling…
AKA Dean has to finally confront his communication issues via song. Sam thinks this is hilarious. Dean has a lot of bi panic around a certain blue-eyed angel.
-
Tags
Summary
Normally it was always nice to meet people they had saved on a hunt. But when five teenage girls waved them over to their table, Dean wished that in this special case they hadn't.
~
Sam and Dean meet the girls of the episode 'Fanfiction' again and they really want to meet Castiel...and talk about Destiel.
-
Tags
Summary
(A guide by Castiel)
Released from the Empty deal with no repercussions, Castiel has time to think about happiness. Specifically, his own.
He’s thought about it before, about what could have triggered the deal when the one thing he wants is something that could never be his. Because it’s Dean, of course it is. Dean is his happiness.
Castiel could never believe Dean would love him back and yet the small chance he might was enough to still his tongue. And so he loved secretly, quietly.
But now, there is time.
There’s little evil left to fight, the world is as at peace as it will ever be, and Castiel wonders if, maybe, he might have his happiness after all.
-
If You Give a Moose a Salad... by SerpentCountess, typicalopposite
Fandoms: If You Give... Series - Laura Numeroff, Supernatural (TV 2005)
13 Jan 2022
Tags
Summary
When you go on a hunt, the last thing you want is a hungry moose blundering around and causing problems... but what happens if you make the mistake of feeding the wild creature? Well, if you give a moose a salad... a lot can happen!
(The title makes it pretty obvious, BUT... this is a parody of the story If You Give a Moose a Muffin carried out with the foreknowledge that Sam Winchester is a moose)
Series
-
Tags
Summary
Dean's kind of hoping he can drop this onto the end of a debrief, like, found us a vamp case in Orleans while you were out, Cas and I are thing now, did you get bacon as well as rabbit food? and Sam can say, yeah, I got the bacon, about time, when are we leaving? and then Dean can dust his hands of the whole thing.
It does not go like that.
-
Tags
Summary
The walls bleed black again, and Castiel is deposited back into the room he was snatched from in a far more undignified manner than he left it.
~~~
His face is hot when he pulls the beer away from his mouth, a rising sense of panic fluttering in his chest. He has thought these things, known them, of course, but it feels so different now because Dean will know. He is going to look at Castiel and know exactly how he feels, what he thinks. That is...distressing.
Perhaps Dean will avoid it. He is very good at doing those things. When faced with something he simply doesn't want to acknowledge, that's his first method of handling the situation, and Castiel is sure that it will go this way again. He is banking on it, in fact.
It will be fine. He has Jack. Sam will be here, a welcome presence and a perfect buffer.
It's all going to be fine.
Series
- Part 2 of Cursed Metaphors
-
Tags
Summary
A month after they finally get their shit together and Dean gets Cas into his bed for the first time, a hunt goes sideways and a spell forces Castiel out of his usual male vessel.
Or Dean forgets to use protection while Cas is temporarily inhabiting a female body and Jack ends up with a new sibling.
Series
- Part 2 of In Which Dean...
-
Tags
Summary
“You,” says Dean, when Cas doesn’t say anything. The word comes out a little fumbled, so he licks his lips and tries again. “You— okay. You get it, right? Like. Don't just do your thing where you pretend to be totally clueless about human stuff, 'cause— you know, right? When it is people take each other's last names?"
Cas, the bastard, just squints at him. Dry as anything, he says, "I believe it often occurs as part of marriage."
or; cas fills out paperwork. dean cooks dinner. somewhere in between they get married.
-
Tags
Summary
Cas comes back. It's not exactly the reunion that Dean is expecting.
~~~
Dean stares at him, flummoxed. Cas quite literally poured his heart out to Dean, gave a truly sappy and distressingly romantic speech and everything, then proceeded to give his life so that Dean could live his. And he wants to act like he doesn't want to see Dean, be around him, touch him?
Actually, Dean's ninety-nine percent sure that Cas probably wants to fuck him, and while he has no clue how he feels about that, he's pretty goddamn sure that means Cas doesn't get to act like this and make it authentic.
It feels strangely real, though, as if Cas wants nothing more than to get as far away from him as possible. This is a blatant contradiction. Even someone as weird as Cas doesn't want to get away from the person they have the desire to fuck five ways to Sunday, that they're in love with. That's not how these things work, so Dean isn't buying it.
Series
- Part 1 of Cursed Metaphors
-
Tags
Summary
Cas gives Dean a wooden carving to celebrate their fifth wedding anniversary. But, despite their friends freaking out about it, it's not like that.
(or; Dean and Cas build a gentle life together, in the wrong order.)
-
Tags
Summary
So Dean’s been the sole operator of this train for years now and knows by now that the only way to avoid being stupid about that mess, is by doing something even stupider. And what's stopping him this time?
Nothing, exactly.
He's typed out a new tweet and tweets it without a second thought.
-
Tags
Summary
Castiel's love confession scene is proving difficult to nail down. SURELY the characters will settle down in the next draft.
SURELY.
-
Sam Winchester, Ally At Law by alittleduck (amidsizedfrog), amidsizedfrog
Fandoms: Supernatural
30 Oct 2020
Tags
Summary
Sam was pretty sure he could read every single gay friendly guide to coming out or supporting queer family members ever written and literally none of them would even imply that arguing with gay people that they were actually just homophobic constituted as "ally behavior". However, Sam was equally sure that none of those book authors had found themselves accidentally watching their brother get pounded by an Angel of the Lord at 9 am on Tuesday, so Sam was pretty sure he might actually still have the higher ground. Now, if only Jack would stop trying to bond with Dean using gay slurs long enough for Sam to convince everyone of that, he might just be able to cobble together some remnant of sanity or, failing that, dignity.
Or, the one where Sam desperately wants to invent PFLAG but Dean won't stop teaching Jack gay slurs
Series
-
Tags
Summary
Dean and Cas have been dancing around each other for a painfully long time. When the Bunker becomes sentient, it has had enough and takes upon itself the mission to have Dean and Cas go from dancing around each other, to dancing with each other.
Featuring floating knives, humping dummies, Hangman, and finding a place to call home.
-
Queer Eye for the Hunter Guy by MashiarasDream
Fandoms: Supernatural, Queer Eye - Fandom, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy RPF
26 Dec 2018
Tags
Summary
They are semi-retired, no assassinations attempts, no angelic or demonic possessions in a while. But Dean is still gloomy and he’s also still not asking Cas out, and Sam’s just had it. He could try to talk some sense into Dean of course, but that’s never worked all that well. So instead, he does something drastic: He nominates Dean for the fabled Queer Eye makeover. Needless to say that the Fab 5 have their work cut out for them.
-
The Bizarre Winchester Murder Spree by Origamidragons
Fandoms: Supernatural, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
01 Oct 2018
Tags
Summary
“This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved we are discussing two of the most prolific and strangest serial killers in recent history: Sam and Dean Winchester.”
Series
- Part 5 of Buzzfeed Unsolved: Fiction Edition
-
Tags
Summary
During an impromptu family dinner, Jody figures out that Dean is in a happy long-term relationship. But does he even know? Cas is clearly paying attention. Yet Dean seems to think he's single. Jody never thought of herself as a meddler – but clearly, under circumstances such as these, something must be done.
-
Tags
Summary
They're doing that thing again, where Cas is staring at Dean with the intensity of a dog trying to remind his owner that it's past dinner time. Dean's staring right back like the first one to blink is buying the next round. Sam's aware there's a conversation going on that he isn't privy to — and he's used to it, by this point — but it's still rude.
"So, as I was saying," Sam tries to interrupt the resounding silence, "if we can just figure out a — "
"Sure," Dean says, and Sam stutters to a halt, because sure what? "I mean, yeah. Yes. Dude, you don't even have to ask."
-
Tags
Summary
After having a weird dream in which he kisses Cas, Dean accidentally discusses the matter with Sam over pancakes. (Then Cas shows up. Dean is a flustered mess.)
-
Tags
Summary
Based on this text post from thebloggerbloggerfun: "Listen, imagine Eileen sneaking out of Sam’s room at night to go to the bathroom or something and steps out into the hallway in one of Sam’s shirts only to see Cas trying to quietly leave Dean’s room while wearing one of Dean’s shirts and they both just stare at each other awkwardly for a few seconds before trying to muffle quiet laughter and now they have a late night club where they talk about life and gossip about the Winchesters in sign language"
And this anon I received: "what if Eileen and Cas discover there are some things Sam and Dean both do in bed because Dean jokingly gave Sam pointers when they were younger and Sam took the advice"