Fics That Butter My Biscuit
I've been on this site for over ten years now and I figured: if I use other people's collections for recs, might as well make one.
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Dew Over by ataratah
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Mar 2020
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Shen Qingqiu does a slightly better job of resolving things with Luo Binghe before self destructing, so when he's reborn into the Sun and Moon Dew Flower Seed body, the System gives him the chance to unlock a new save file as Peerless Cucumber: Mysterious Rogue Cultivator.
He still can't escape the protagonist's orbit, or his fate as a fixer of plotholes, of course, but Shen Yuan won't let go of his fresh start so easily.
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Hired Hands by neighborhood_yogurt
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Batman - All Media Types
05 Oct 2024
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"A short, plump man in a three-piece suit stood over a costumed child wrapped in a small boat chain. The man had a smoking revolver in his hand leveled at a spot right next to the kid’s ear. His ridiculous top hat sat low over his eyes, but his hooked nose was just long enough to jut past the brim. The lighting in the warehouse wasn’t great, but Percy recognized him immediately. It was the Gotham supervillain Penguin, and Percy was on his godsdamned payroll."
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She blinks at the boy her age as he sits down on the bench facing hers.
“Hello, my name’s Justin Finch-Fletchley. I think we’ve met before. In the muggle world at some ball or garden party or something.”
Well, she hadn’t expected that. And here she was thinking that she’d successfully left behind the world of old money, peerage, and dancing at honest-to-god balls.
He did look kind of familiar though.
“Hermione Granger.”
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As tagged, this is the story of the Platonic Only relationship between Hermione Granger and fellow muggleborn, Justin Finch-Fletchley. Both properly raised in muggle, upper class London Society, which means nothing to the snooty purebloods of the wizarding world.
(I know nothing about upper class London society circles. Or any upper class society circles. Except that there are definitely ones where stuff like cotillion is still a Thing.)
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To Boil a Frog by todesesser
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jul 2022
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In the days before the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe finds his life upended when Shizun starts behaving coldly toward him. When Shen Qingqiu begins having nightmares, Binghe delves into his dreams only to find his master held under duress. Will Binghe be able to rescue Shizun from this intruder, keep competing suitors at bay, and win over the love of his life?
(or Luo Binghe kills the system and enacts his plan to seduce the most oblivious man in airplane’s creation)
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"Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.
"Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."
"No, I'm gonna bite you."
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SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.
Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.
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She blinks at the boy her age as he sits down on the bench facing hers.
“Hello, my name’s Justin Finch-Fletchley. I think we’ve met before. In the muggle world at some ball or garden party or something.”
Well, she hadn’t expected that. And here she was thinking that she’d successfully left behind the world of old money, peerage, and dancing at honest-to-god balls.
He did look kind of familiar though.
“Hermione Granger.”
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As tagged, this is the story of the Platonic Only relationship between Hermione Granger and fellow muggleborn, Justin Finch-Fletchley. Both properly raised in muggle, upper class London Society, which means nothing to the snooty purebloods of the wizarding world.
(I know nothing about upper class London society circles. Or any upper class society circles. Except that there are definitely ones where stuff like cotillion is still a Thing.)
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07 May 2022
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Some Nights They Danced by InkOfLethe
Published: 2020-11-20Work Summary:
She blinks at the boy her age as he sits down on the bench facing hers.
“Hello, my name’s Justin Finch-Fletchley. I think we’ve met before. In the muggle world at some ball or garden party or something.”
Well, she hadn’t expected that. And here she was thinking that she’d successfully left behind the world of old money, peerage, and dancing at honest-to-god balls.
He did look kind of familiar though.
“Hermione Granger.”
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As tagged, this is the story of the Platonic Only relationship between Hermione Granger and fellow muggleborn, Justin Finch-Fletchley. Both properly raised in muggle, upper class London Society, which means nothing to the snooty purebloods of the wizarding world.
(I know nothing about upper class London society circles. Or any upper class society circles. Except that there are definitely ones where stuff like cotillion is still a Thing.)
(Approximate) Last Read: 2023/10/23
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Cross Our Hearts (2020) by SeventhStrife
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types, Prototype (Video Games)
09 Dec 2021
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During a graveyard shift, a janitor at Gentek stumbles upon a deadly secret that's far, far above his pay grade.
Like Desmond doesn't have enough shit to worry about.
This work has been translated into Korean by the wonderful ok960208!
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11 Mar 2022
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Cross Our Hearts (2020) by SeventhStrife
Completed: 2021-12-10Work Summary:
During a graveyard shift, a janitor at Gentek stumbles upon a deadly secret that's far, far above his pay grade.
Like Desmond doesn't have enough shit to worry about.
This work has been translated into Korean by the wonderful ok960208!
(Approximate) Last Read: 2023/10/23
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Our Scales Aren't The Same by Mecha_Kitten
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Sep 2025
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Shen Yuan is a mermaid who wanders off and meets a prickly siren, who makes it his life mission to feed the most useless mermaids he's ever seen. Meanwhile Liu Qingge is attempting to convince his danger magnet childhood friend to notice him, despite that they are basically already together. Also Meanwhile Luo Binghe is desperate for the kind mermaid he met 5 years ago to return. He's been waiting all this time.
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22 Oct 2023
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Our Scales Aren't The Same by Mecha_Kitten
Updated: 2023-10-19Work Summary:
Shen Yuan is a mermaid who wanders off and meets a prickly siren, who makes it his life mission to feed the most useless mermaids he's ever seen. Meanwhile Liu Qingge is attempting to convince his danger magnet childhood friend to notice him, despite that they are basically already together. Also Meanwhile Luo Binghe is desperate for the kind mermaid he met 5 years ago to return. He's been waiting all this time.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2023/10/23
Your Faves are in a Mer-Polycule; Polyamory Win
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when they built you, brother, they broke the mold by janie_tangerine
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
28 Apr 2016
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“All right,” Ned Stark says. “You weren’t supposed to hear that. No one was supposed to, but I guess it’s my own damned fault for not keeping it to myself. Now, I know that if I told you to forget this you’d try, but I remember – I remember how it was when I was your age, myself. Boys of seven can forget that kind of promise easily, if they don’t know why they’re making it.” He takes in another breath. “Robb,” he says, his voice dropping so low it’s barely audible, “do you love your brother?”
Or: in which Robb knows about Jon's true heritage all along.
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22 Oct 2023
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when they built you, brother, they broke the mold by janie_tangerine
Published: 2016-04-28Work Summary:
“All right,” Ned Stark says. “You weren’t supposed to hear that. No one was supposed to, but I guess it’s my own damned fault for not keeping it to myself. Now, I know that if I told you to forget this you’d try, but I remember – I remember how it was when I was your age, myself. Boys of seven can forget that kind of promise easily, if they don’t know why they’re making it.” He takes in another breath. “Robb,” he says, his voice dropping so low it’s barely audible, “do you love your brother?”
Or: in which Robb knows about Jon's true heritage all along.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2023/10/23
(Approximate) Last Read: 2023/10/23
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Legally 黄发 by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Aug 2022
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Oh my god, you guys: a heartbroken Luo Binghe decides to follow his beloved undergraduate advisor to Harvard, by any means necessary.
"Here's your chance to make it, / so take it like a man!"
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22 Oct 2023
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Legally 黄发 by x_los
Published: 2022-08-23
Work/Series ID: 41231013Relationship Tags:
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Oh my god, you guys: a heartbroken Luo Binghe decides to follow his beloved undergraduate advisor to Harvard, by any means necessary.
"Here's your chance to make it, / so take it like a man!"
(Approximate) Last Read: 2025/10/03
(Approximate) Last Read: 2023/10/23