Marvel Nonsense Starring Spider-Man
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Curbside Pick-up by Triscribe
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
14 Jul 2018
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Mr. Stark: Heads up, had a change in transportation for this afternoon. He promised not to throw anything if you don’t go for his legs again
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Five times that an Avenger or two gave Peter a ride after school, and one memorable occasion when they ALL showed up.
(Edit: due to abundant support, this will now be a doubled fic - ten times an Avenger or two picked Peter up, and twice that the whole lot of them came to his school. Poor kid.)
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- Part 1 of Marvel Nonsense Starring Spider-Man
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I'm Peter By the Way by Triscribe
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Captain America (Movies), Black Panther (2018), Ant-Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)
14 Mar 2021
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Five times Peter introduced himself to someone at Avengers Compound, and one time a visitor knew exactly who he was.
EDIT: Due to popular demand, this one's going above and beyond the original format - more Avengers, more shenanigans, more Peter face-palming when he can't ever seem to meet awesome people in a normal manner.
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- Part 2 of Marvel Nonsense Starring Spider-Man
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A Quick Word by Triscribe
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
27 Jun 2018
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A missing scene from Infinity War, in which Tony Stark doesn't like it when people hold guns to his kid's head, and takes a moment to let that fact be known.
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- Part 3 of Marvel Nonsense Starring Spider-Man
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*What?* Tony demanded. *What is it, what’s wr-*
“Ohmygosh, Mister Stark! It’s too cute!” Peter beamed from ear to ear. “There’s a little girl in the car next to me wearing Spider-man footie pajamas!”
Silence reigned for a long moment, before Tony burst out laughing.
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- Part 4 of Marvel Nonsense Starring Spider-Man
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I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own by Triscribe
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
08 Jan 2022
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What. The heck.
“Please don’t freak out,” the other Spider-man blurts, holding up his hands in a wary gesture. “I saw what some of those friends of yours could do and I absolutely do not need you bringing them down on my head, so- please- don’t.”
Previously frozen, Peter’s breath suddenly seems to whoosh out of his lungs all at once. “What. The heck.”
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- Part 5 of Marvel Nonsense Starring Spider-Man
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Aftermath by Triscribe
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
28 Mar 2022
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“So you’re Tony’s Peter.”
His mind occupied with other things, it took the kid a second to register the words, and then another to blink at Captain Steve America Rogers. “Uh. Yes?”
Oddly enough, the man just smiled at him. Covered in blood and battle-grime, looking half beaten to death and one hundred percent exhausted, the super soldier from Brooklyn smiled. At him. Belatedly, Peter realized that, despite still being encased by the comforting weight of his Iron Spider armor, he’d yet to have brought back up his mask since the battle, and Captain Rogers could easily see his own bruised and bloodied face, along with everyone else in the room.
Oh. Speaking of everyone else - there were, uh, an awful lot of people looking at him.
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- Part 6 of Marvel Nonsense Starring Spider-Man
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If I Am Forgotten by Triscribe
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
22 Mar 2021
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“Fits with the corrupted data we retrieved,” Natasha said, “The ones who survived the bite apparently all developed the same baseline powers, with a few specialized differences, including a girl who got her own personal laser system.”
“I have no idea how that’s supposed to go with spiders,” Tony griped, saving the footage and frozen images to a new file.
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- Part 7 of Marvel Nonsense Starring Spider-Man
- Part 1 of Lucky Little Spiders
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Slush Pile by Triscribe
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
07 Apr 2023
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Eight years of writing fan fiction means, yes, plenty of posted works, but also a whole lot more that either didn't meet my younger self's standards or else got dropped in favor of newer, shinier plot bunnies. I have now decided to scoop up a bunch of old, partially-finished ones, dust 'em off, apply a bit of polish, and post them together in a single fic. As a treat.
So far there's a 2012-era "the Avengers meet Spidey", a high school AU, a post-Infinity War "what do we do now", plus a few more surprises. And this little Civil War gem:
“Nobody fuss at me for the Star Wars reference, but I have a bad feeling about this.”
Steve heard Sam huff behind him, and couldn’t resist speaking up. “That’s the one with the Vulcans and Klingons, right?”
“...I honestly can’t tell if you’re serious or not,” Lang replied over their comm line in a horrified tone. “Sci-fi geeks the world over just shuddered with rage and don’t know why.”
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- Part 8 of Marvel Nonsense Starring Spider-Man
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Emotion Yet Peace by Triscribe
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Star Wars - All Media Types
30 Apr 2023
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If asked, Tony would agree that of course the Jedi Code contained a rule (somewhere) about living Humbly and Frugally (probably) in order to stay better connected to the Will of the Force (more or less). Didn’t stop him from cramming his personal living quarters with about a dozen times more Stuff than his fellow Jedi, most of it bits and pieces for his droids and construction projects, with all assorted associated tools and the occasional welding mask.
(Rhodey made a joke once of putting up a Warning: Hazardous Work Site sign outside his door, only to take it back down a week later because Tony liked the silly thing. “The fewer people who try to bother me the better,” he’d said at the time, which really contorted Rhodey’s face in an un-Jedi-like manner.)
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- Part 9 of Marvel Nonsense Starring Spider-Man
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Traveler's Shield by Triscribe
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
03 Jan 2024
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“Then, I and D, those are the road and the shield, so- it could be that you’re running away from something painful, or like in a fight, when you dodge all over the place before getting whoever’s shooting at you! Whichever. Like I said, this isn’t- it’s just me trying to generalize, and let people think of things on their own that could fit-”
“Yeah,” Spider-man said softly, “I get it. What, uh, what else?”
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- Part 10 of Marvel Nonsense Starring Spider-Man
- Part 1 of The Big Fix
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Can't Breathe In If You Don't Breathe Out by Triscribe
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
04 Apr 2024
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They managed to pull the Infinity Gauntlet off of Thanos, on Titan. Things were supposed to get easier at that point, but since when has the Parker Luck cared about what's 'supposed' to happen?
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- Part 11 of Marvel Nonsense Starring Spider-Man
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Lay Your Weary Head to Rest by Triscribe
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
31 Aug 2024
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Steve sighed again. “Queens, you can’t stay up there forever.”
The kid just frowned, and huddled further into his folded arms. With his back against the ceiling, feet braced on one wall and side pressed to the other, Steve figured he’d need a ladder and a prybar to get anywhere.
...or some incentive.
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- Part 12 of Marvel Nonsense Starring Spider-Man
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Day Two: Trust Issues
So, it wasn’t as if Peter thought mentoring a prickly brand new superhero would be easy, but oy vey did Iron Man take the standard ‘must protect my identity’ paranoia and dial it up past eleven.
Case in point. The guy needed medical attention, but refused to get out of his armor.
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- Part 2 of Tri's Whumptober 2024
- Part 13 of Marvel Nonsense Starring Spider-Man
- Part 1 of Kid(s)
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Fun and Games, Until... by Triscribe
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
06 Oct 2024
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Day Six: Not Realizing They're Injured (+"It's not my blood")
Harley shot back at Machine Gun Dude, but using his specialty sci-fi potato gun. Hot, steaming hash browns splattered across the bad guy’s face mask, and while he flailed trying to wipe it off, Peter zipped in, yoinked the gun, and laid him out with one well-placed punch.
“And that is why we never underestimate the value of a good carbohydrate!”
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- Part 6 of Tri's Whumptober 2024
- Part 14 of Marvel Nonsense Starring Spider-Man
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Flashback by Triscribe
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
26 Oct 2024
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Day Twenty-Four: Collapsed Building (+"I never knew daylight could be so violent")
“Don’t worry, I’m almost there!”
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- Part 24 of Tri's Whumptober 2024
- Part 15 of Marvel Nonsense Starring Spider-Man
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Kid Addendum by Triscribe
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man: Armored Adventures (Cartoon), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
18 Dec 2024
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A key loudly entered the lock. The knob turned. And Tony found himself caught in a wide-eyed stare-off with a thickset man wearing an MIT jacket over a Star Wars t-shirt.
“Um... hi?”
The man blinked. Finished stepping all the way inside, and shut the door behind himself. “Hello, unknown teenager in my best friend’s apartment.” His expression shifted from surprise to concern. “You aren’t here to rob the place, are you?"
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- Part 2 of Kid(s)
- Part 16 of Marvel Nonsense Starring Spider-Man