The Seven Dates of Bucky Barnes
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Poor RJ by idontgettired
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types
09 Jul 2025
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Bucky is trying to get out into the dating world, but his body count is higher than you thought.
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- Part 1 of The Seven Dates of Bucky Barnes
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Goddamn Steve Rogers by idontgettired
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Aug 2025
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Stuck in the New Orleans airport after a failed attempt to tell Sam the real truth, Bucky wonders how on earth he would tell this story, even if he could find the right way to bring it up.
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- Part 2 of The Seven Dates of Bucky Barnes
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AKA Gentlemen's Night by idontgettired
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Jessica Jones (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Aug 2025
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In which Jessica Jones meets Bucky under awkward circumstances and strongly approves of his leather jacket.
This was originally posted as a chapter in a longer work, but the chapters were so different from each other that I’m reposting them as separate works with separate tag sets.
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- Part 3 of The Seven Dates of Bucky Barnes
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AKA I Want Your Cray Cray by idontgettired
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Jessica Jones (TV), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
25 Aug 2025
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In which Bucky is going through a lot, and he *really* doesn’t want to talk about it.
Content warning: Includes brief discussion of past non-con, not graphic.
This is set a few months after FAWS. It’s a sequel-ish to my fic Goddamn Steve Rogers and an immediate sequel to AKA Gentlemen’s night.
This was originally posted as a chapter in a longer work, but the chapters were so different from each other that I’m reposting them as separate works with separate tag sets.
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- Part 4 of The Seven Dates of Bucky Barnes
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AKA Freak Accident by idontgettired
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Jessica Jones (TV)
25 Aug 2025
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In which Jessica Jones gets into the gory details with Bucky about how he became the Winter Soldier.
She also tries to determine once and for all whether Steve Rogers was a bad boyfriend or not.
Content Warning: On-Page R*pe/Nonconsent, not super graphic but very clear that's what's happening.
This is a companion piece to my fics AKA Playland, AKA I Want Your Cray Cray, and AKA Gentlemen’s Night.
This was originally posted as a chapter in a longer work, but the chapters were so different from each other that I’m reposting them as separate works with separate tag sets.
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- Part 5 of The Seven Dates of Bucky Barnes
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AKA Playland by idontgettired
Fandoms: Jessica Jones (TV), Captain America - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Mystery Men (1999)
26 Aug 2025
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In which Jessica Jones fights Wolverine in an amusement park and then attempts to hit on him. Meanwhile Bucky solves a mystery and saves the day.
This is a sequel to my fic AKA I Want Your Cray Cray.
This was originally posted as a chapter in a longer work, but the chapters were so different from each other that I’m reposting them as separate works with separate tag sets.
The amount of effort it takes to repost is making me question my sanity for writing any of this in the first place...and thank you to PanamaRed who left lovely comments on the now-deleted original!
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- Part 6 of The Seven Dates of Bucky Barnes
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AKA Top Shelf Perverts by idontgettired
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Jessica Jones (TV), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
30 Aug 2025
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In which Bucky and Jessica Jones tell each other about super messed up things that happened to them.
Ok guys this one is very r*pey. Like, I had to be in a specific headspace just to re-read it for spelling and grammar errors, and even then I had to take breaks.
The “Bucky woke up on a table…” section and the final section are good wholesome non-disturbing hurt/comfort Stucky content, although the first one does reference past SA (but it's also a little spicy, so, leave a penny take a penny).
The “Jessica woke up in a bed…” and “Bucky woke up strapped to a chair…” sections are SUPER R*PEY, just wall-to-wall mind control non-con, and in Bucky’s case it’s happening in a situation that would be traumatic anyway.
Dead dove, do not eat.
(Although if you really love dark fics you may be underwhelmed…IDK.)
I feel pretty far outside of my wheelhouse with this, so any and all comments are welcome.
Ok here goes.
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- Part 7 of The Seven Dates of Bucky Barnes
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AKA Start at the Beginning by idontgettired
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Jessica Jones (TV), Mystery Men (1999)
13 Sep 2025
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In which present-day Bucky and Jessica Jones try to help Doc Heller solve a problem with a possessed bowling ball, RJ's ghost keeps Bucky company in the closet, and teenaged Bucky and Steve have a delightfully unholy experience at Steve's church.
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- Part 8 of The Seven Dates of Bucky Barnes
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AKA Hero Pants by idontgettired
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
21 Sep 2025
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Steve and Bucky in Wakanda, just before Infinity War. Bucky is ready to get back out there and also to finally reveal their relationship to the rest of the Avengers. Steve isn't ready for either of these things, especially since Bucky just had a weird panic reaction while they were doing some light roleplay.
They take a short break from sexy time and relationship drama to help some escaped child soldiers sent their way by Nakia.
Honestly I'm not sure why I even wrote this, it has almost nothing to do with anything in the overall "story," it's just some sexy time + mild adventure time.
I guess I'm just tired of Bucky not getting to be a hero very much during his modern-Brooklyn life, so I wanted to let him be kinda badass for a while.
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- Part 9 of The Seven Dates of Bucky Barnes
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AKA Crush Syndrome by idontgettired
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Jessica Jones (TV), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Mystery Men (1999), Deadpool (Movieverse)
26 Sep 2025
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Bucky is having a rough evening. RJ keeps him company, and helps out in an unexpected way.
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- Part 10 of The Seven Dates of Bucky Barnes
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AKA The Sandwich Saved Me by idontgettired
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Jessica Jones (TV), Mystery Men (1999)
11 Oct 2025
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Bucky is kidnapped by the ghost of an old Captain America fan who is very surprised to learn what Bucky and Cap's relationship was really like.
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- Part 11 of The Seven Dates of Bucky Barnes
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The Guardians of the Galaxy Hanukkah Special; or: How Bucky Got His Arm Back by idontgettired
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
18 Dec 2025
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In some ways, this is a story about starting anew while also reconnecting to the best parts of your past. In other ways, it's a very long sex joke about jelly donuts. So. Ya know.
Bucky and Deadpool are innocently doing some totally wholesome killer Santa robot kink, only to wake up and discover Bucky's arm is missing from the dishwasher.
They proceed to have a very spicy Hanukkah adventure as they bop around the galaxy trying to get the arm back. Featuring a strip club at the end of time, lots of sufganiyot, space laser dreidels, a flerken for Hanukkah, a TVA TemPad battery that never runs out, and Mantis making latkes for some reason.
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- Part 12 of The Seven Dates of Bucky Barnes