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    Peter didn't expect agreeing to borrow Deadpool's jacket would lead to his secret identity being found out. Although maybe he should've considered the repercussions before he wore it outside. In civilian clothes.

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    The bundle in Wade's lap shifted and Peter's eyes shot down, following the movement.

    "What's that?" he hesitated to ask, afraid of the answer.

    Knowing Wade, any living creature he lugged back to New York was likely an alien or some mutant animal he considered too cute to kill, and Peter couldn't afford to replace a slimed-on-and-or-chewed-up work outfit right now.

    "You might wanna sit down for this," Wade said.

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    Wade pokes around where he doesn't belong, Peter suffers through unwanted proximity, and they both put aside their differences to save a child.

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    Logan gets back into the car and tosses the bag with the lube in it into Wade's lap, thanking god for self checkout machines, because he's pretty sure that's going to go down as the worst retail experience of his god damned life.

    He adjusts his dick, which is still rock hard and bordering painful, from where he had it tucked up in his waist band.

    Jesus, he hopes nobody recognized him, buying lube with a hard on, with just a ball cap and a jacket thrown over the wolverine costume.

    "Ok, so the plan is, we get back to the hotel, whatever happens happens, this stuff works its way out of our system in a few hours, and we can just pretend it never happened, right?" Logan asks.
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    The boys get hit with the sex pollen on a mission!

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    Peter Parker, who lost his family at thirteen, is “adopted” by Tony Stark—but the Stark Tower never truly becomes his home. Harley is everyone’s golden child; Peter is the quietly forgotten kid. No one notices his intelligence, his trauma, or how much he has changed.

    After testing the powers he gained from the spider bite on his own, Peter goes unheard for years. Finally, at seventeen, he hacks the SHIELD system and calls Nick Fury.

    Perhaps this time, someone will actually listen.

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    Deadpool is suddenly in front of him, one arm out straight, his palm flat on the door beside Peter’s head. His other hand grips Peter’s chin and forces him to look his Daddy in the eye. “You were a very naughty boy, weren’t you?” He purrs, leaning in to nuzzle Peter’s neck with an affection not matched in his dark tone. “Teasing Daddy with your flirting like a little slut.”

    Peter’s thighs tremble and his adam's apple bobs as he gulps. He’d thought Deadpool had forgotten about that and now he’s not sure if he’s glad or terrified that he remembered.

    “I’m ready for whatever Daddy wants to do to me.”

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    *TRIGGER WARNING* ⚠️- guns are mentioned and used

    “Okay,” said Tony slowly. “So. I’m not saying you’re secretly a sleeper agent. But if anyone was, it would be you.”

    “I vote we test him for brain chips,” said Bruce.

    “I vote,” said Sam, pointing accusingly, “that we stop inviting him to training and start asking him to teach us.”

    Peter blushed bright red. “Can I go now?”

    “Absolutely not,” said Natasha. “You’re staying and explaining how the hell that was muscle memory.”

    Peter just smiled nervously and picked up the sniper rifle.

     

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    Yes, Peter can use a gun- he's from NYC for goodness sake- and yes, he is better than average (if average includes Natasha Romanoff). Here is everyone finding out about this side of Peter!

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    New York City is full of liminal spaces. Somehow, Peter always seems to find Wade in them.

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    Dating the Villian doesn’t seem so harsh cause you know if they ever lost you they would tear the world apart
    和坏人约会似乎也没那么糟,因为你知道如果他们失去了你,他们会撕裂世界

    Dating the villain doesn’t seem so bad cause they’re always quite handsome and you can force them to hold your hand
    和坏人约会似乎也没那么糟,因为他们总是如此英俊,你可以逼迫他们牵起你的手

    And even when they’re mean they’ll never leave you on seen
    即使他们心怀恶意,也决不会离开你

    And if anyone hurts your feelings, they’ll break their face
    如果有人伤害了你的感情,他们会让对方付出代价

    They’ll spoil you with riches that they went out and stole
    他们会用窃取来的财富宠坏你

    To them you’d be their diamonds their rubies and their gold
    对他们来说,你是他们的最珍贵的财富。

    (又名:彼得被那个傻逼雇佣兵迷得神魂颠倒)

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    Logan purposely takes his time, inching in slowly and pumping out even slower. Not because he cares all that much about how comfortable or prepped Wade is, but because he enjoys how easy it is to draw out all those desperate little noises.

    He appreciates them much more than he’s willing to let on, if he’s being honest.

    Because it turns out that when Wade Wilson isn’t being an overly sarcastic, fast-mouthed prick, he actually sounds kind of pretty.

    Or:

    That one scene where they fight in the Honda Oddeysy, but like 10X’s more horny because we all know it should have been.

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    Peter Parker has been Tony Stark's #1 Fan for years, even if he is only almost ten. He wants to be just like Tony when he grows up, especially when it comes to the kinds of sunglasses he wears. When he finally gets up the nerve to send Tony a letter, it sparks off an exchange that lasts through years and a lot of hard times. Tony's just the best and nobody would ever be able to prove otherwise to Peter - even meeting him in person probably wouldn't change that.

    [Peter & Tony Big Bang Entry]

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    “No worries, baby boy,” Wade cooed, releasing Peter’s hand to rub up and down his leg soothingly. “If you don’t want sex right now, then we can just cuddle.”

    This was it. The perfect opportunity to bring it up. Peter took a deep breath, holding it before he spoke.

    “What if…what if I never want sex?”

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    Peter's spent most of his adult life struggling with coming to terms with his asexuality and what that means for dating. Wade decides to show him what it means to have a good boyfriend.

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    Miles Morales is now living with Peter Parker after his parents died in an accident. For Miles, having Spiderman's abilities as well as the title can seem like a big responsibility, but with Peter's help how bad can it be? Peter, being a guardian, is also gaining new responsibility and he thinks he's ready for it, but can he do it alone. Should he? Spiderman (PP) already has a strong relationship with the Merc with a Mouth the infamous Deadpool. As much as these two worlds are important, can they really come together? And if so, will the decision be the best? Or will it only tear both worlds apart.

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    “You gonna be okay Webs?” Wade asks, genuinely sounding concerned. Peter gives a slow nod of his head.

    “I… yeah I think so. I just… why can I suddenly hear them?”

     

    {{Another request}}

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    Wade suddenly understood what was happening. It was only a matter of time until the Weapon X experiments either forced a mutation or killed him, and he felt some kind of vindictive joy that Francis lost out on his potential "super soldier" that he had spent so much time and money on.

    Wade was dead, finally, and by some stroke of luck he was in heaven.

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    A life of pain, both experiencing and causing it, should have landed Wade in hell. A clerical error puts him in heaven instead.

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    The first time they meet, Peter is seventeen.

    He’s also enamored.

    Peter is falling for Deadpool, hard, which is bad for a number for reasons, but mainly because in the eyes of the law he's a minor.

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    The moment Wade tried to stand, he went slack and collapsed against Logan’s chest.

    “I’m not fucking carrying you home,” Logan growled, his tone gruff, though he didn’t let Wade go.

    Before Logan could say more, a quiet, broken sob escaped from Wade. Logan froze.

    Wade never cried.

    The sound jolted something deep inside him. Without thinking, Logan sank down to the floor, easing Wade with him.

    “Hey, hey—what’s wrong?” Logan asked, his voice uncharacteristically soft, but tinged with slight panic.

    Or; Wade gets kidnapped and when Logan finds him he’s joking around with his captors but that facade quickly falls when Logan unties him.

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    Back in his own world Logan had always been considered unnaturally hung for an omega.
    His penis was large, ugly and, obscene. A source of shame he had always tried to pretend he didn’t care about.

    Here in this new world however, where secondary genders didn’t exist, he found himself being measured by a different ruler. He liked it.

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    Ben Parker sighed as he looked up into The Thing's eyes, so expressively human in spite of the rest of his rocky appearance.

    “My fifteen-year-old nephew--who's practically my own little boy!--” he choked out with a tight voice, “h-he can't pass for human anymore. He's scared, and he's isolated, and he just needs someone else to talk to! Someone who can understand. Please."

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    Some alternate realities are unrecognizable, and some are indistinguishable. This one lies somewhere in between.

    Peter Parker's life was derailed when he mutated into a strange human/spider hybrid, and he knows that's not the way things went down for him in other realities. Still, he's determined to forge a new path and make the best of it. Sometimes "the friends we made along the way" really is the greatest treasure anyone could ask for.

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