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Dave Strider, clone of big time movie director David Strider never saw anything big for himself.
But when an alien empire takes over the planet Earth he starts to see a brighter future.
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No game Alpha Dave centric fanfic. 99% of this is a recurring dream. I'm plagued with it. Maybe more aptly described as a recurring nightmare. I needed it out of my head.
New chapters everytime I sleep.
David Marie Strider born December 3rd, 1993 struggles with things he never confronted in his childhood. Now with a kid that was left on his stoop he's trying to stay alive despite everything telling him not to. Sort of a slice of life but with all the hurt and barely any comfort. The punches just keep coming, and he's trying to stay afloat.
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Prince Jake is engaged to the crown Princess of Prospit, weeks away from a lifelong loveless arranged marriage. Remembering a fairytale from his childhood, Jake risks traveling across kingdoms during a Cold War in search of a creature elusively named The Heartsmith— known for his ability to repair any hearts, as long as the price is paid. With magic being banned in both kingdoms, Jake must tread lightly on his journey to reclaim his shattering heart.
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Jake works at a flower shop and Dirk is a tattoo artist at the tattoo parlor across the street... Need I say more?
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Just compiling a bunch of scribbles and notes as I develop my thoughts on an alpha guardians au :)
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Maybe the Treasure was the Friends We Made Along the Way by rychick
Fandoms: Homestuck, Homestuck AU - Fandom
23 Dec 2025
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Jacob English, a historian and archeologist from Great Britain, goes on an adventure to find treasure. Simple enough, right? Unfortunately, he is in the United States. Specifically, in the Western Frontier; "cowboy" territory. English is completely out of his comfort zone when it comes to searching for ancient rings in a seemingly endless desert with sparse towns and way too many hostile animals.
Good thing he stumbles across a well travelled cowboy! Though Dirk Strider is stoic and doesn't really want to help Jake out, he decides to hang around anyways.
Just a normal cowboy treasure hunt. No wacky adventures or situations at all... hopefully
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"His fascination grows until he finally plunges his hand into the center of the light. It’s cold, very cold. Strangely enough, it’s quite pleasant. He leans forward as he reaches further in. When he goes to take another small step forward, his boots lose grip on the slick rock.
He waves his free arm wildly, dropping his notebook in his attempt to grab onto some other slab of rock in the dark. There’s nothing close enough to slow his fall and he goes tumbling face first into the blinding light, a yell erupting from him.
The light consumes him."
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Jake English stumbles from the 1800s into the recent 20th century and finds himself underwhelmed by just about all but one thing.
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After a trip with your gran and an encounter with a wolf, you aren't quite yourself anymore.
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Twelve trolls rule over the Universe and are worshiped as gods. Four children are chosen to undergo apotheosis.
You haven't heard this story before, have you?
Podfic of Omake: Flipwise Turnways by shadow_wasserson.
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- Part 17 of [Podfic] The Gods Have Horns
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Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos
Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia
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The croached woman had long limbs and harrowing golden eyes. She was on the ground of her pen, sinking her thick white fangs into the carotid artery of one of the cows.
Jadelynn’s survival instincts kicked in, and even if she was no longer in peak physical performance, she hauled ass back to the trailer like her life depended on it.
Podfic of wildflower and barley by ToBurnAllTheEmpires.
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Detective Dirk Strider is assigned to a suicide case at Betty Crocker Robotics that turns out to be something much bigger involving sentient robots and a pool ball eyed supercomputer. Oh, and chief robot psychologist Dr. Jake English is also there…to stay.
(I, Robot (2004), but make it Dirkjake!)
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Jane comes home from boarding school early after hearing about her mother's death, and finds that her home town isn't quite what it used to be.
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combler la lacune, voler face à la lune, vois comme nous évoluons by chronicAngel for icedcoolatta
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 Jul 2025
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Jade has a lot of dreams. They teach her about herself—among other things.
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Twelve trolls rule over the Universe and are worshiped as gods. Four children are chosen to undergo apotheosis.
You haven't heard this story before, have you?
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- Part 20 of The Gods Have Horns
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"A light starts blinking in the corner of your eye, drawing your attention towards your idle monitor just before an incessant beeping starts up. The noise thankfully doesn’t begin to drive you out of your mind before a few clicks on your keyboard brings the screen to life. The beeping goes quiet but the light continues to flash and a shortcut on the home screen blinks at you. You navigate into the program that connects you to the observatory in New York and you look at the recorded anomaly - anomalies! - and a grin slowly stretches across your face. “Yes!” you cheer and throw your arms up, spinning away in your desk chair. “Finally!” When your foggy mind absorbs the rest of the relevant information, however, your stomach sinks like a stone in water.
There were three meteors within a week of landing which is… Well, it’s certainly not expected and you can feel the headache coming on as you imagine trying to explain to the twenty-somethings that surprise! You’re gonna be parents after all. Yeah, that’ll be great."
(Or, a Post-Scratch AU where Dirk and Roxy land at the same time as Jake and Jane. Oh, and some more familiar faces show up in the Alpha Session. Or, an AU just about as convoluted as Homestuck itself.)
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Jake English is reluctantly preparing to end a two-year relationship with Dirk Strider when he gets a call from Dirk's little brother Dave: Dirk is dead with no apparent cause. Bereft and robbed of closure, he can think of only one thing to do.
He needs to go to the underworld to trade his soul for Dirk's, and bring Dirk back to life.
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DirkJake AU based on song "Mother Mary" by Mr.Kitty
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the stone is in the kettle by the_ragnarok, Ursa Vorpalis (the_ragnarok)
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 May 2025
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Every resident of this town who's been here long enough knows about the Hall. Nobody living remembers who used to live there.
This isn't a deterrent for the two young hooligans scampering over the gate and through the wreck of the front door. They have sleeping bags with them. There is a persistent rumor in town that nobody who spends the night in the Hall comes out again.
(In which a haunted house becomes a haunted home)
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- Part 1 of haunted hal