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    Katsuki Bakugo thought he’d seen everything since his time at U.A. At twenty-five, he’s the Number Five Hero: Dynamight—seasoned, sharp, and forged by years of hard-earned victories and losses. The anger that once drove him has been honed into focus, his strength tempered by restraint, responsibility, and the weight of lives he’s sworn to protect. He’s long past the reckless kid he used to be, the one who mistook volume for conviction and power for worth.

    Then the sky above Musutafu fractures. A thunderous crack splits the air, colors refracting and folding in on themselves like shattered glass. The rupture churns with impossible light, a prismatic wound hanging over the city as burning debris rains down from within. Sirens scream, civilians scatter. Heroes look up, stunned, as something undeniably wrong stares back at them from the heavens. Strange humanoid beings are discovered. Skin as gray as stone, candy corn horns curling from their heads. Their very existence confirms a truth the world never expected to face. The aftermath leaves heroes scrambling, the public on edge, and Bakugo confronting something that challenges his instincts in ways he never anticipated.

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    Dave Strider has been a quiet regular at the same coffee shop for over a year, showing up every morning just to see Karkat Vantas, the gruff, overworked troll barista who runs the place with ruthless precision. What Karkat doesn’t know is that Dave is a famous director in hiding, or that Dave’s feelings run far deeper than casual admiration.
    When Karkat suddenly collapses from an untreated congenital heart defect and fails to show up for work, the carefully maintained routine shatters. As Sollux struggles to keep the shop running and fight an insurance system eager to push Karkat out of the hospital despite his fragile condition, Dave is forced to confront how much Karkat means to him, and how close he came to losing him.

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    A young troll sat at his desk.

    Though his COMPUTER had been BLOWN UP TWICE at the whims of a so-called ONLINE FRIEND, it was only today that he'd hesitate to CLICK on a LINK.

    ==> Whip out the flutterwads and pirouett off the roof


    In which Karkat joins a strange online forum for mutants, and a bewinged catgirl breaks into his heart. Will she steal it? Will he come to terms with his own mutations? As their relationship grows, more secrets are uncovered, and they need to make a choice; hide, fight, or flee?

    NOTE: The work will receive new tags, warnings and ratings as they appear in coming chapters.

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    Not even the dark gaze boring into him from behind could stop him. He slouched a little lower in his desk chair, back of his neck prickling with the feeling of being watched.

    Sollux is approached by a stalker on the ship. (Or is he?)

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    Dave watched for hours as that red ship meandered across the sky, occasionally dropping more of those strange things. From here they kind of looked like grasshoppers, or praying mantises, cutting through the air as they fell towards an unseen destination. Dave imagined them boring into the earth from the velocity of their fall, releasing strange substances or just exploding, killing indiscriminately. As soon as that ship disappeared from his view, it was like that strange afternoon didn’t happen.

    The invasion that followed struck quickly and crippled Earth's defences, and now Dave must navigate an innavigable world. Watching the world pass him by, it doesn't quite feel right, but he isn't quite brave enough to fight it. Not until one of his closest friends braves crossing a war-torn country to find him.

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and your entire life is colossally fucked beyond measure. Between starting college, and dealing with returning to the public eye, you're not prepared at all for the shit storm this year is about to throw at you. Roxy says things will be fine once you get there, but uh... she's always been too optimistic for her own good. At least you have three sick ass friends waiting for you. Oh, and your roommate, but he kinda sucks now that you think about it. At least he has a cute friend? That give you a whopping two thing to look forward to this semester. How exciting.

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    canada is a fucking freak and slathers syrup all over ur naked bodies

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    Karkat is forced to take a semester of choir - the horror! Fortunately, he's got the company of this bizarrely interesting guy (guy?), who comes with a whole group of *very* weird friends. How long has it been since he had a social life? No, don't answer that.

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    Calliope is alone, as she always is.

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    Dave's wings finally grow in. He and Karkat proceed to have sex about it.

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    Wherein the Forces of Light have to contend with training the army of snarky children that got dropped in their lap, largely but not exclusively from the planets of the Alternian Protectorate. And also there's a war.
    Great.

    (A bunch of Star Wars/Homestuck crossover snippets.)
    IT GREW A PLOT, HANDS UP WHO'S SURPRISED

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    Whoever these asshole trolls are, they have messed with the wrong guy's friends. Dave Strider is not taking this lying down. He doesn't take anything lying down. Dave Strider is the proverbial top. Hmm, Rose would have a field day with that figure of speech.

    Whoever these fucking humans are, Karkat is going to make sure they know how little he wants to speak to them. Even if he's being forced to. How has it come to this? He's meant to be the gogdamn leader.

    OR
    The trolls have won sgrub and are stuck in space in their new universe.

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    Your name is the ALLEGIANT REVERENCE, and you have a lot of work to get done today.

    First, of course, the dishes. Though you have access to many resources as a result of the alchemical tools the gods left behind, you do not yet have fully-functional dishwashers. They were surprisingly difficult to synthesize, given their size and intricacy. You know there’s a team of mechanics working on them out there somewhere, but for now you must wash every dish individually. It is methodical work, precise and careful in a way that you have grown far better at in the past few years.

    Next, your Wondrous Virtue’s plants. The garden out back does not need tending to at the moment, but you follow a strict routine for your partner’s plants. She claims that the green helps liven up the can, helps make it feel like home. You pretend not to notice the way both he and your Precious Merit watch them when they are reminded of the time between your death and your revival.

    It was a long three years, for both of them.

    --

    Or: AR adopts an emotional support animal for his partners.

    Title from "Wax & Wire" by Loch Lochmond

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    in which timelines fray, sessions fail, and everyone is doing the best they can even when reality isn’t cooperating.

    mediators mediate, clowns laugh, pies are baked, and laws are sometimes ignored.

    the sun may be green, the ancestors are definitely watching, and the tyrant probably approves.

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    Karkat practically flies up the stairs to the meteor’s roof. He can’t hear anything over his own breathing, but he feels the snapping of blood from blood.

    He feels when things are wrong. And oh fuck, are they ever wrong. He feels like he’s going to throw up, but he just forces himself to fall up the steps even faster. Don’t be late again. Don’t fucking do that, Vantas.

    He stumbles out, heaving in breaths as he takes in the scene, brain working furiously to compensate for the terror thrumming in his veins and the pounding of his head.

     

    (Updates Sundays)

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    In the year 2277, the Earth is nearly uninhabitable. What remains of humanity following the Reckoning's partial obliteration of the surface has retreated underground and ekes out the most meager of existences under the watchful gaze of an AI, built specifically to prevent the disaster from ever happening again. A particularly ambitious individual decides that there has to be a better way. But with the most obvious avenue of escape cut off, the only other way out is to get it wrong. Spectacularly wrong.

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    In which two dorks meet in university class; one of them a stoic cool kid; (but really he is just an emotionally repressed loser); the other an overdramatic hopeless romantic with a penchant for foul language; / the two engage in a classic enemies to friends to lovers plot featuring the usual tropes; enough instances of miscommunication and obliviousness that it's a miracle either of our dense as fuck protagonists are smart enough to pass any of their classes; / including enough didactic drivel on platonic love that you might start to wonder why the subtitle to this thing isn't "friendship is magic"; and guest appearances by the author's other favorite homestuck characters (at least, the ones he thinks he can do justice).

    ie. just a typical davekat college au

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    Erigam kisses!

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    Terezi Pyrope dreamed of being a legislascerator in her youth, proud of her quick wit and mind. But under the microscope of )(er Imperious Condescension, she will soon find herself lose all of that as she succumbs to an unbearable heat and a feral madness within the labyrinths of her own mind.

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    ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚… In the Depths of Discord, a light opened, and a heaven was revealed. Among that light was a plethora of internet angels, both fat and chronically online, who vowed to make this app a paradiso..

    With the click of a “join”, life itself would change forever.

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