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    Shane let out a put-upon sigh and stepped into Terry's office, closing the door behind him. “So, I was really nauseous this morning. Threw up a little. And Ilya is making me come talk to you about it.”

    Terry quirked an eyebrow at him. “Husband Ilya or Captain Rozanov?”

    “Both.”

    “Oof.” Terry gestured at him to take a seat. “You sure you’re not dying, bud?"

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    "God, you're such a fucking asshole," Shane said, but his breathing was beginning to even out. 

    "You love it." Rozanov's voice filtered through the phone. 

    A pause. 

    "You feel better now?"

    "Yeah... thanks,"

    "Good. Listen to me properly, Hollander. Scott Hunter doesn't know shit about us. And if he does, why has he noticed it, hmm? Think about that."

    Shane let out another laugh, almost hysterical sounding. "You can't seriously be suggesting that Scott Hunter is gay? You're fucking crazy, Roz."

    Oh my God. 

    The pieces clicked together. Shane and Rozanov?

    (shane calls ilya after he fights scott hunter. hayden & jj overhear)

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    He rolls his eyes, no doubt blushing furiously, and Ilya takes that as his cue to lean into Shane’s ear, ghosting his lips over the lobe before nipping at it playfully. “No touching, okay? Must be proper lap dance with proper rules for the bachelor boy.”

    Shane nods eagerly in agreement, returning his hands that had begun to reach out towards his husband to his lap.

    “Good boy. My perfect little rule follower.”

    --

    or, Shane is dragged to a bachelor party by his friends who have a surprise up their sleeve

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov have been friends since they were five years old. From neighbors, to peewee hockey, to college, and beyond, they've been in one another's orbits for nearly their whole lives. What happens when that level of knowledge and intimacy goes from friendship to... something more?

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    The first time he and Rozanov crossed paths was at a dim basement in New York a couple years back in his early twenties, when he was still getting his footing and a grasp on his musical identity. Shane never in his life thought that he would be soundtracking an orgy, but work was work.

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    A Hollanov DJ AU inspired by the Challengers-esque music of the show

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    Five times when Ilya is hurt on the ice and Shane can’t go to him, and one time he can.

    ---

    For a Fullfill a Crave-ing prompt.

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    As he walked past he caught a brief exchange between the two.

    “Thanks for cleaning up out here, I know there are things you’d rather do than clean up after us,”

    Rozanov laughed and kissed Shane. “Yes, I do not like playing maid for Boiziau and Pike. But I know you will stress if it is not done, so I do it. Go, relax.”

    In response, Shane melted into Rozanov. Shit, JJ could understand why. That was actually romantic as fuck. Damn, Rozanov.

    (jj and hayden visit shane at the cottage & jj realises there’s more to rozanov than he ever knew)

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    [“Some are saying Rozanov was targeting you specifically, trying to disrupt you as a key playmaker,” another journalist jumps in, glancing down at his notebook. “He had you up against the boards a lot, and registered five hits compared to his season average of two point five per game. Some are saying the refs missed some calls there. How did you handle that physicality and keep focusing on playmaking?”

    “Well,” Shane manages to say as his entire body flushes, as he thinks about how just two days ago he handled— “Rozanov is a great player, and I think the scoreboard speaks for itself at the end of the day.”]

    OR,

    Montreal and Boston play each other back-to-back, and things get physical.

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    "You're supposed to smoke over there." Someone said from behind Ilya.

    Ilya almost dropped his cigarette. His English was shitty, but he had studied that sentence enough times over the years to understand it immediately. He didn't even think about his words much anymore, but it was impossible to avoid them.

    He turned instinctively, and was face to face with Shane fucking Hollander.

    Out of almost seven billion people, of course Ilya's soulmate had to be his fated rival. It was almost poetic. Still, Ilya had enough sense to realize just how bad this was.

    or, Shane says Ilya's soulmate words. Ilya vows to never speak a word to him to keep him from finding out. They fall in love anyway.

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    “Look, I know you’ve got this...thing...for Rozanov.”
    Shane’s stomach dropped. “What do you mean?”
    J.J. smiled sadly at him. “Why do you think I keep trying to set you up? Having a crush on a straight man is no good, buddy."

    ----

    The events of Heated Rivalry + The Long Game through the eyes of J.J. Boiziau.

    aka

    All of the times J.J. was pretty oblivious / all of the times Shane wasn't as careful as he thought he was.

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    so we know how yuna asked if it they could just come out at camp? well here is what would have happened if they did.

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    “Will you be my best man?” Shane asks looking at JJ

    “Yeah of course when you are getting married, which considering the fact you have t have a boyfriend for that to happen I imagine it will be a while away” JJ laughs.

    “JJ. Willl you be my best man?” Shane asks

    instead of Shane an idly getting outed to JJ, he tells JJ first

    kinda

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    Shane is at a sports bar in Tampa when people at his table start talking shit about Ilya. It becomes impossible to keep his mouth shut.

    Or, an alternative retelling of how Hayden finds out.

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    Shane Hollander wins the Stanley Cup and the come down is harrowing. He hasn't had sex in 4 months and the only person he wants to have sex with who won't destroy his life is avoiding him and who cares? He'll just find someone else to fill in.

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    Ilya and Shane get very close while celebrating the end of their first All-Star week as a married couple.

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    J.J. says “The Centaurs’ plane had to make an emergency landing.” and for Shane everything just stops.

    or

    the almost plane crash remix

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    Something that Hayden would never tell anyone was that he had watched his infamous FanMail video to Brad probably 100 times. It wasn’t to improve the delivery of his message, which was great no matter what Rozanov said. It was to watch the kiss between Shane and Rozanov. He couldn’t tear his eyes away. Hayden didn’t know why, but every time he watched his friend and his former rival melt into each other, something would twist in Hayden's chest. And then he would rewind and watch it again.

    Or, Hayden Pike has an existential crisis about his feelings for Shane, Ilya buys Hayden Ottawa Centaurs-branded underwear, Jackie Pike is the best, and Hayden refuses to concede that Ilya Rozanov is objectively attractive. Probably more angsty than necessary.

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    At a camp lunch, Ilya finds out that people ship Shane and Hayden.

    He is not happy.

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    “That’s wild, man. That is just weird.” Yannic paused. “You really think someone speaks Russian but is hiding it from you and just using it to do nice things for you?”

    “Well, that is the question. Why would anyone do that? Why not just say they speak Russian?” Rodion had been wondering this all morning.

    … … … …

    A side story wherein Shane accidentally reveals that he speaks Russian while still playing for Montreal, which results in a cat and mouse game with a minor leaguer.

    OC Rodion Tsetsov - Laval Arrows minor league center called up to replace a player.

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    Podfic of betrayal (never comes from your enemies). by Joooceee

    “You know - my biggest fucking fear came true on a huge scale. The entire planet found out I’m gay, Ilya can never go back to his home country again, my life blew up, and none of you asked if I was okay. I can’t believe I almost gave him up just so I would never have to face this exact reaction from people who yesterday I would’ve considered family. I can’t believe what I almost let you all cost me.” And then, quieter, “I can’t believe how little it took for you to throw me away.”

    Hauling his bag over his shoulder, Shane stared around the room, one more glance at the men he’d given the best years of his career to.

    “Best of luck next year without me.”

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    Hurt by the team's accusations that he let the Centaurs win, Shane gets his pain off his chest before leaving the Voyageurs' locker room for good.

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