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DATE EVERYTHING TIME by Jupiter_Crawford
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
22 Dec 2025
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DUDE I FUCKING ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE WIP OF THIS BEFORE ITS MY 2ND ATTEMPT GAH.
anyways hi guys this like i guess a you choose what i write thing (along with me writing my own stuff) cause i'm very much a silly little fella.
THIS WILL CONTAIN SMUT AND VERY INTENSE KINKS AND FETISHES (most likely) SO THIS IS A HEAD WARNING NOW! I will have chapters labeled with if its angst, wholesome or smut along with possible tws. If this isn't something you seem like reading though i have another fanfic thats based off Kevin Spencer!
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What Are you Wearing? by a99jazzybean
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
21 Dec 2025
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Requested on tumblr: Eddie and volt getting jealous cause reader is wearing a scandalous outfit at a party and reader is getting a lot of attention from others.
You trusted Mac to order you a holiday outfit for a party, turns out that was a mistake. Now you are stuck wearing a scandalous outfit that has you turning heads. Volt and Eddie can't have that, so they decide to show you who you belong to.
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- Part 8 of 12 Days of Ficmas
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Heaven or Las Vegas by afragilecapricorn for muffymayhem
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
21 Dec 2025
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Jean Loo is a miserable accountant set to work a job to deal with... "creative" financing. An unfortunate after-work event causes him to find himself tangled up with Johnny Splash, an Elvis impersonator and wedding officiator.
Things get all caught up after a drunken night with zero recollection from them or from anyone leads to them being married to each other, and with no other choice, the two decide to stage a marriage for the legal documents to nullify their relationship.
Turns out, you can learn a lot about yourself through someone else’s love.
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Looking Up by deepseadumpsterdiver
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
21 Dec 2025
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Mayor Celia Stipple has a lot to do in this house. A lot of objects to oversee, a lot of conflicts to resolve, all the while the human potters around and makes out with everything. But hey, no one said this job was easy.
Or, Celia's day-to-day. A collection of loosely-linked one shots with one chapter dedicated to each Dateable, with a healthy dose of Celia/Florence fluff scattered around. Can be read as standalone one-shots so you can skip to your favourites, or as an episodic story.
Updates on weekends.
Dateables with Chapters: 1-60
Newest Chapters: 57-60 -
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Extended isolation on a cold tile floor would drive any man crazy after long enough. Jean Loo, at one point, thought he was stronger, that he could patiently wait for the player to come earn his love.
After months and months of daily visits without a single conversation, he regrets everything, realizing he'd been entirely forgotten about.
Too devastated to continue holding out hope, Jean Loo risks being unable to be realized at all. It's up to his old friends in their new human forms to show him that life is still worth living, even if they don't really understand just how horrible it is to live the life of a neglected toilet.
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My babe would never fret none About what my hands and my body done. by kittyklawzz
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
20 Dec 2025
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Written specifically for Cupid on twitter. Beta read (it’s actually just greedy and impatient) by Vamp. Jon wick’s down in the dump. So of course, Volt knows just how to cheer him up.
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𝐴 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚 𝑓𝑖𝑐 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑚𝑦 𝐷𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔! 𝐻𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑒𝑟 & 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝐼 𝑏𝑢𝑖𝑙𝑡 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟.
𝑯𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒆𝒓 𝑶𝑪 𝒙 𝑫𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏
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Sugar & Spice, Love & Hate by YourDarlingBliss
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
15 Dec 2025
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While moving into your new house, you the house in an odd state of fulfillment, certain objects left behind that shouldn’t be left behind in a brand new house you just bought. As you find a strange pair of sunglasses in your bedroom, you put them on and find that a strange woman appears behind you. Before she has the chance to say anything, you throw the glasses off of yourself and end up tripping over your own feet, falling to the ground and breaking the glasses under the impact.
After waking up from a horrible shock that stemmed from the glasses breaking, you realize quickly that you can suddenly see all of the objects in your house as real people.
It’s fun at first until concern and confusion grows as to why you can see everyone without the sunglasses…
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Lighting Up Our Hearts by a99jazzybean
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
15 Dec 2025
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Requested on tumblr:
i think a fluffy fic of decorating the breaker box for christmas with eddie and volt would be cute! maybe eddie and volt can tell the reader fun/funny/cute stories from past christmases, and volt and the reader can dance to christmas songs, and of course mistletoe kissesYou help Volt and Eddie decorate the Breaker Box for the holidays. Together you reminisce about past Christmases and make plans for your first Christmas.
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- Part 2 of 12 Days of Ficmas
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Merry Merry Blissmas :) by Crimson_Violets47
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
14 Dec 2025
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Finally your friends and your 3 lovers are reunited for this year’s Blissmas! But during the Blissmas Eve party, you learn a major secret that is revealed. One that will change your relationship with your boyfriends forever.
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- Part 2 of Merry Merry Blissmas :)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,601
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 75
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In order to celebrate your new job your friend Sam decided a girls night is in order . Too bad you guys start the night a little too early and now none of the clubs want to let you in. Never one to give up , you guys find a bar that is a lot more lenient when it comes to clientele. Sam takes no time in seducing the bouncer and while you think you've found a partner for the night in the baritone voiced Johnny Splash it seems he has other ideas for the pacing for this relationship.
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Date Everything Short Stories by m_zne
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Dec 2025
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A series of short stories taking place in the world of Date Everything!
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Giveaway Winner - Arcade aka icecoldlemonade by HiddenSloths
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
08 Dec 2025
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Jean Loo is ready for a big announcement, and he is opening up to his polycule about it.
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felled by you, held by you by MelodyOfASiren
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Dec 2025
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His voice is soft, drifting across Dorian like the wind over a grassy field. He clicks his tongue right before he says, “you look worn slap out, darlin’. Come on.” Johnny grabs his hand before he can think much of it.
He leads him over to their living room, straight to the couch where he pushes Dorian onto the cushions. After fussing over his shirt (which only serves to make him smile wider), Johnny plops down on his lap.
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Dorian has a shitty night at work. Johnny gives him something better to think about. -
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"Aw, shoot. I'm sorry about that. But what does that have to do with you coming over?" You ask.
"It has everything to do with me coming over. Since I don't have a salary anymore, I can't pay rent." Your ex picks up their cup of tea and takes the tiniest of sips. "I was thinking of staying over. Like, temporarily."
"... What?"
In which everyone is your friend, Jerry's your boyfriend, and everything is fine until they aren't.
How much can you fit under your skin?
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Date Everything- Fluff Alphabet by LadySpade101
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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An Anon requested that I do the Fluff Alphabet for Skips, so I guess I'm adding this headcanon list to the roster!
For now it's just the one, but I doubt it'll be long before there's more
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Now That You’re Gone. by sk1pssh4dly, xxxshad0wl0rd421xxx (sk1pssh4dly)
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
22 Nov 2025
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It was perfect before you came along. You messed everything up. Sure, Eddie was slowly deteriorating, but Volt was alive. Volt was here. And you fucked it all up.
“You. Dont you think you’ve ruined enough? Get the fuck out of my club.”
[CW] Self Destructive behaviors, Drinking Problems, Death
Marked as Mature for the above reasons
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Most days, the harsh desert sun beams down, unrelenting in its heat against the pavement and sidewalks and the poor souls without neither shade nor sunscreen. The heat haze is visible to all that step out into the desert, twisting the air in a scorching, shimmering dance all too fitting of such a lively city.
It’s why their air conditioning is set to cool in the mornings, otherwise Johnny and Dorian wake up stuck to each other like saltwater taffy, sweat drenching their sheets.
Although this morning’s weather isn’t the typical dry heat.
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Date Everything- NSFW Alphabet by LadySpade101
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
19 Nov 2025
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I'm doing that NSFW Alphabet thing for Date everything!
Don't know if I'm going to get to everyone but uh---
here goes nothing!
Also I'm not tagging all the characters...
I also have a blog now! date-everything-hcs on Tumblr! Come check it out if you're interested!
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After looking through dozens of listings for a new house, you discover an ad for an interesting house. The price was fairly low for the size of the property, and it was to be sold fully furnished. You message the homeowner to meet up with them to see the house for yourself. Once you meet up with them and they give you a nervous, and very hastily, tour of the house, you decide to buy it. What a steal! Not noticing the small little details of a house that was severely neglected, and the homeowner being very relieved to get rid of it.
Once you move in, you finally notice the state that it’s in, and realize you have a lot of work to do. Your new home needs a little bit of Tender Love and Care. But what happens when you find a pair of glasses and discover that your house needs TLC in more ways than one?
