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Draco’s search for the last Death Eater leads him to seek help in Hermione Granger. As they hunt to discover an unknown treasure, they will discover things about themselves along the way. But have their fates already been set?
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Draco loved his job.
Yep. Loved everything about it.
Especially that nothing ever went wrong. There were never any issues in the field and everyone always knew what they should be doing.
The trainees they sent out would never screw up so badly that it could cause a failed mission.
Nope. Nothing like that ever happens.
So as Draco was being hosed down, stark bollock naked in St Mungos, by some ancient mediwitch, who looked like she would rather be in Azkaban than here.
A humbling realisation.
He had to remind himself that he definitely loved his job.
What a shit day. -
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She was the brightest witch of her age, until she vanished.
Five years ago, Hermione Granger disappeared without a trace, walking away from her friends, her career, and the life she knew. Hidden in the place she once fled, she’s built a fragile sanctuary, but her wounds run deep, and trauma never sleeps.
When she crosses paths with the most unexpected person from her past, everything shifts. Sparks fly, tension crackles in the air, and as feathers drift like whispers of hope, Hermione stands at the brink of something she never imagined. She must choose between staying hidden… or stepping back into a world transformed without her.
Set in the years after the war, this is a story of survival and healing, of broken bonds and unexpected alliances, and of found family kindled in firelight. After the smoke clears, which embers will endure?
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A Cup Of Christmas Cheer by Mermaidflete for spicyxpisces
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Dec 2025
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Hermione Granger, agrees to spend
the month of December with her best friend,
Harry Potter at his family cabin in the Alps.
Problem number one, her school bully and his brother, Draco, will be there.
Problem number two Draco isn't who she remembers him to be. -
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Draco Malfoy was having a crisis.
It was existential.
Fundamental.
The foundations upon which his world stood were quavering.
The fabric of reality was unraveling around him.
He didn’t know how to fit this new information into his understanding of the universe.
Ron Weasley… was hot?
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Hermione Granger is fed up with dating. She is sick and tired of her name popping up in the Prophet, and the countless amount of men who try and take advantage of her 'Golden Girl' status. So she makes a decision, no more men. She swears off any type of physical relationship, and vows to live the rest of her days in peaceful celibacy.
If only Draco Malfoy would leave her alone...
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Расхищение гробниц для чайников by arillinn for LyraMBlack
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Nov 2025
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Шаг первый: не трогай проклятые предметы.
Шаг второй: игнорируй Тео, когда он говорит: «Все будет хорошо».
Шаг третий: постарайся не сглазить своего напарника, даже если он – Драко Малфой.Когда якобы «спящая» гробница начала сифонить древней магией, Отдел изъятия артефактов отправил своего лучшего ликвидатора заклятий Гермиону Грейнджер в компании с (сомнительно) полезным и (точно) безумным напарником Тео Ноттом.
К несчастью, они отправили еще и Драко Малфоя.
Что же может пойти не так?
(Все. Правильный ответ – абсолютно все).
Проследуем же за этими тремя дурачками прямиком в проклятое месиво из бедствий магической природы, разрушающихся гробниц, защитников из числа небожителей и чересчур большого количества приключений на грани смерти.
В главных ролях:
Тео, живущий свою лучшую жизнь.
Драко, для которого бесить Золотую Девочку – любимая форма прелюдий.
Гермиона, просто пытающаяся пережить миссию… и Малфоя. -
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Draco likes Harry.
Harry likes Draco.
Draco doesn't know this.
Pansy, Draco's best friend, does.
And she decides to do something about it at her Halloween party.Or:
The one where Pansy decides to weaponize Draco's long-time crush on Harry by coordinating matching Halloween costumes. -
Of Granger, Malfoy and Nott: Tomb Raiding for Dummies by LyraMBlack
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Oct 2025
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Step One: Don’t touch anything cursed.
Step Two: Ignore Theo when he says, “It’ll be fine.”
Step Three: Try not to hex your partner, even if he’s Draco Malfoy.When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott.
Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy.
Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences.What could possibly go wrong?
(Everything. The answer is everything.)Starring:
Theo: having the time of his life.
Draco: annoying the golden girl is his favourite form of foreplay.
Hermione: just trying to survive the mission… and Malfoy.Series
- Part 1 of The Tomb Raiding Chronicles
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The prequel to 'According to Plan'
Pansy loves to meddle - even though she prefers to call it something different - discovers the multiple ways wandholsters can be used & loves every second of it.
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- Part 1 of The Wandholster Incident
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The Bed Chamber of Secrets by madameindemnity, maple_unicorn, swift_knight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2025
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Narcissa Malfoy hosts another fabulous Halloween party, and with the Golden Girl in attendance, Draco is pulling out all the stops to get her to notice him. Attempting to lead Hermione through the Manor halls, Draco quickly discovers that the house has more in store for the pair as they find themselves trapped in what seems to be a never-ending maze of persuasion that all lead to his bedchambers.
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Fuck or Die: Sentient Malfoy Manor Edition
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When Pansy Parkinson converts the Room of Requirement into a secret Slytherin nightclub, Draco believes it to be a safe space, where he can unwind from the hostilities of the other students, his guilt, and the irritating presence of Ginny Weasley. But Ginny and her infamous collection of Hogwarts house ties haunt him, regardless of where he is.
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Chasing the Chaser by ParksandFiction for Alexandria_Malfoy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Aug 2025
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Draco Malfoy will never accept anything less than the best for his son. When he bribes his way to the top of the waitlist for the best private quidditch coach in England, he is shocked to find himself face to face with Ginny Weasley.
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Scorpius Malfoy's two favorite things in the entire world are his father and flying, in that order. After a rocky start with his quidditch coach, he finds the one thing aside from him and flying that makes his dad smile. All he needs is a little bit of assistance from his friends and one of his favorite grown-ups and everyone will be happy again.
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“What if I don’t want Ginny?” she asked. “What if I want you?”
Draco looked away. She used the opportunity to take in the rest of him — his tense shoulders, his clenched jaw, his unbuttoned shirt and the hint of skin beneath the fabric. Skin she’s kissed and touched.
“Draco,” she said, just loud enough for him to hear. She wanted him to look at her again, and he did. He looked like he was in pain.
“You don’t want me, Granger. You made that clear.”
- or, a drunken Hermione gets a nosebleed, and her ex-boyfriend is the first person who comes to her rescue
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Hermione is back in the UK for Pansy and Ron’s wedding. Her job as a bridesmaid is to maintain the peace and ensure the plan runs smoothly.
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Cover for Twenty’s Plenty by orolin by Strangemagpie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2025
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- Part 288 of FIC COVERS
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Draco does only ever as he wants, and especially when it's a test.
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Ministry Relations and Summer Vacations by dramionelover1997, Ninjawurp
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jul 2025
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Meddling friends send two unlikely rivals on a summer vacation with one goal in mind: become lovers.
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By Way of the Tides by alwayshv for SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2025
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As dutiful members of Pansy and Ron's wedding party, Draco and Hermione are forced to put aside their differences and endure each other for a weekend. But what happens when they find themselves sharing a room with only one bed on an island that is surrounded by high tide? Even worse, how long will they hold out until they realize that their hatred might not run as deep as they thought?
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Birthday Terms & (Magical) Conditions by ethereal_mads
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy turns thirty with a bitter divorce, a very precocious five-year-old, and an illegal sex-magic device he never asked for from Theo and Blaise. Hermione Granger accidentally activates it.
Now they’re trapped in Draco's ultimate fantasy involving the inappropriate use of Hermione's bookshop.
It’s fine. Totally fine. Right?
Smut, fluff, meddling Slytherins, and one cinnamon roll Scorpius.