10 Works in Non-Human Joe Hills | joehillssays
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The Voidling Friends! by TheUniversesAreInOurHands for GhostKitti
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Nov 2025
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Xisuma is going to have his relaxing day with everyone! So that means... HERMIT SLUMBERPARTY! (And confessions of platonic love and thanks for a treat!)
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- Part 5 of Uni's Hermit Fics
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Cleo and Joe play around with how Joe's semi-corporeal poltergeist form works, and how exactly she can arouse him.
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- Part 1 of The Hermitcraft Dungeon Crawler Carl AU
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There is another species other than watchers and listeners. That, my friends, is what our beloved joe hills is.
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Ex exhaled. “We made it,” he said softly. He moved his hand over to a different console and pressed a button. “Attention all. We have safely crossed the barrier between the world and the void. We are now floating in the void,” he announced. His voice was amplified and projected through the speaker system. Then, he walked away from the intercom and turned his back to the console. “Fuck,” he whispered.
Scenes on the Hermetheus as the hermits process their hasty escape from season 8.
(Chapter 3 added 28/5/2025!)
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inside a timeless cage (i never wanted to sleep) by olivr_the_gr8
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
08 May 2025
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Glitches aren’t supposed to feel, but he does now, and he’s not sure if it’s a gift or a curse. Becoming Joe Hills meant learning hunger, pain, and the strange, heavy beauty of being alive. He has to learn to deal with the weight of a body and the sting of blood that anchors him to a world he barely understands.
OR, Pain made him real, but it was Cleo who showed him that being seen was enough.
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- Part 1 of the difference
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pass it along, pass it along (i'm just a messenger) by olivr_the_gr8
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
25 Mar 2025
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Nobody invited him. Nobody added him to the whitelist. And yet, one day, Joe Hills was simply there. By all logic, he shouldn’t have been. But when he was found strolling through spawn, smiling like he belonged, none of them thought to question it. The thought of kicking him out felt distant.
OR, the story of how Joe joined Hermitcraft.
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- Part 2 of the difference
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look inside of me and see that i am not afraid by olivr_the_gr8
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
25 Mar 2025
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Hunger is a constant in Cleo’s existence, an unrelenting need that nothing but human flesh can satisfy. She tells herself that they can manage it, until they can’t. Until it claws at the edges of their mind, leaving them hollow and fraying. And Joe, with his ever-present grin and unsettling ease, never hesitates to offer what she needs.
OR, hunger, and how Cleo works through it with Joe.
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- Part 4 of the difference
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Double Life ended suddenly and dramatically, with soulmates seperated with no way to get into contact again.
Locked on their respective worlds, the Hermits and Emperors try to figure out how to contact each other.
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- Part 3 of Seperation
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Well, Joe thought, this isn’t ideal. Not ideal at all actually. He swallowed against the rapidly rising panic. Leather straps dug deep into his arms, tying him down against a bed. The world around him was still coming into focus, but he definitely wasn’t where he’d last been.
Cub is corrupted by the sculk. Cub is a scientist. The sculk takes advantage of this. Unfortunately, Joe is its unwilling test subject.
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- Part 1 of Sculk!Cub fics
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isn't it sad when even your own family doesn't know who you are? by ServerNotFound
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
30 Oct 2022
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Cleo is tired. She deserves better.
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Prompt was; Unrequited familial/platonic love
So I took that, made the angst, and then added some fluff.
Enjoy!!Discord Server: Two Trailer Park Girls
Edit: I fixed the title, sorry
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- Part 5 of Hermitcraft/Life Series/Empires AUs