1 - 20 of 62,291 Bookmarked Items in Fake/Pretend Relationship
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Buck shows up to dinner at Eddies house (s9ep10) when Abigail is there. Abigail assumes they are together and Eddie goes along with it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,240
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
- Hits:
- 110
-
Arrangements in the dark, pistol shots at dawn by Linisen
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
05 May 2021
Tags
Summary
“Pleasure to be courting you, Mr. Katsuki,” Mr. Leroy said with a grin, his scent smug.
He brought Yuuri’s hand up as if to kiss his knuckles, and Yuuri snapped his hand back with a sigh and took a step back. Mr. Leroy looked confused for a moment, and then grinned.
“This is an arrangement,” Yuuri pointed out with a flat glare. “You do not need to act in such a way when we are alone.”
“But Mr. Katsuki it is best if this act is believable,” Mr. Leroy said, and Yuuri felt a shiver rush down his spine. “Do not be so cold to the alpha courting you.”
________________Katsuki Yuuri is desperately in love with his best friend, and refuses to mate with anyone else, regardless that Victor could never feel the same. Yuuri’s parents are urging him to mate, and after having become far too popular in the alpha society, Yuuri decides to do the only thing he can think of - he arranges a fake courtship with Mr. Leroy.
Series
- Part 3 of YOI Regency week 2021
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,009
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 64
- Kudos:
- 725
- Bookmarks:
- 106
- Hits:
- 10,311
-
Tags
Summary
Mingyu gets drunk and posts a desperate personal ad on Seungcheol's behalf. Someone answers it.
-
Equal and Opposite by imgonnagetyouback81
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
Ilya knew he had fucked up the moment he'd said it. But he hadn't been able to help it.
He had known earlier that day when he had double checked his refrigerator to make sure the Canada Dry ginger ale he had bought the day before hadn't sprouted wings and flown away. And he had known when he had researched easy recipes of things he could make that fit Hollander's strict performance diet earlier that week that they were playing a dangerous game.
The two of them were Rozanov and Hollander, and that was all they could ever be. Ilya knew that. They were Hollander and Rozanov to the public, to the media, to their teammates, to their coaches, and they were supposed to be that to each other as well.
But Ilya had called him Shane. And then Shane had left.
Or:
What if after the tuna melt scene when Shane runs, Ilya is the one who gets a public girlfriend. They say every action has an equal an opposite reaction... or in this case, maybe an overreaction.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 54,703
- Chapters:
- 20/24
- Comments:
- 201
- Kudos:
- 808
- Bookmarks:
- 265
- Hits:
- 18,552
-
Bookmark Notes:
Aa
-
Bookmark Notes:
20
-
Tags
Summary
“Why are you here?”
“You see,” Rozanov drawls, “twenty-two years ago, my parents decide they fuck and –”
“Ugh. Shut up.” Shane scowls. “No, I mean – why here?” why now?
The smirk slides off Rozanov’s face. “They want –” he swallows, bringing one arm up to drape over his eyes. “The team I play for. During lockout. They… disagree about rest of season. Tell me I stay.”
“But they can’t do that!”
Rozanov gives him a sardonic smirk.
When Rozanov’s Russian team doesn’t want to let him return to the MLH after the 2012-13 lockout, Shane finds himself pulled into a harebrained scheme to make sure his rival is safe – and it might just work. Now he only has to navigate a secret pretend relationship while also facing the condensed MLH season. But needs must, right?
Series
- Part 1 of a 'convenient' solution
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 42,745
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 628
- Kudos:
- 1,905
- Bookmarks:
- 469
- Hits:
- 31,737
-
Warm Me Up (Heat to 143°) by timorous_sorrow
Fandoms: 怪獣8号 | Kaiju No. 8 (Manga), 怪獣8号 | Kaiju No. 8 (Anime)
03 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
When Hoshina Soshiro's supervisor at work sexually harasses him at an after-work dinner party, Narumi Gen is forced to take his drunk ass out of there to save him. However, Gen finds himself protecting Hoshina again, and again, and again, and not because he was asked or because Hoshina Soshiro needs protecting, but because Narumi Gen may or may not be falling in love with the man.
-
Tags
Summary
Waking up from a 600-year long cursed sleep—and finding his manor and town completely destroyed—inspires a lot of feelings in Scott. Anger. Vengefulness. Annoyance. Hatred. Insatiable hunger for human flesh and blood.
But more than anything, he is reallyyyyyy tired.
Too tired to bother with an elaborate song and dance with the human intruders in Oakhurst.
—
Or: Scott is 10% tireder when he wakes up from his slumber and doesn't hide that he's a vampire from the beginning.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 91,687
- Chapters:
- 20/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 1,301
- Kudos:
- 2,394
- Bookmarks:
- 405
- Hits:
- 43,452
-
Bookmark Tags:
-
Tags
Summary
Hermione Granger has had feelings for Harry Potter since their third year, choosing to bury those emotions and remain his most loyal friend. After visiting him at Privet Drive after his godfather’s death, it marked the beginning of something that could change everything. After the war, Harry leaves Hermione with the ghost of their relationship and love: their daughter. Raising her in a world bound by societal norms, Hermione must claw her way to build her strength and success. Until Harry returns on the war's 5th anniversary, shattering the peace that Hermione built, bringing a new set of challenges with him. (Continuation of Dirty Little Secret) A Re-telling of the HP books, the Harmione way, up until after the final battle.
Series
- Part 2 of Dirty Little Secret
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 274,653
- Chapters:
- 33/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 846
- Kudos:
- 323
- Bookmarks:
- 108
- Hits:
- 22,122
-
bonus if hot by Rainy_atw
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Oct 2024
Tags
Summary
Looking for a fake boyfriend (20s) for a weekend (bonus if hot)
Wanna piss off some biphobic folks? Wanna get free home cooked food (from said biphobic folks)? Wanna earn a few bucks or maybe get your electrical devices repaired?PLS BE MY BOYFRIEND FOR A WEEKEND!!!
You can also be older; I’m not opposed to sugar daddies. But I guess those things will not entice you if you are not a broke, gay college student like me (I am cute tho, and broke if you want to sugar daddy me)
(folks are not aggressively homophobic, they just don’t believe me that I’m bi, so no danger or anything)
or
Denki Kaminari looks for a fake boyfriend and gets so much more (an insomniac with commitment issues)
Series
- Part 1 of Bonus If Hot (Snyder's Cut)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 73,046
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Comments:
- 1,519
- Kudos:
- 1,677
- Bookmarks:
- 385
- Hits:
- 28,338
-
Bookmark Notes:
Super cute and fluffy. Little bit of angst, but it is so worth it.
-
Diamonds And Cigarettes by FoolishFortuna
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Jun 2022
Tags
Summary
Izuku grimaced to himself. Yeah, he should definitely be trying harder to buy his way out of the yakuza. He’d promised he would. The snatch and dash car job had been part of it. It paid well, and he fully intended to put at least half of that money into his ‘get out’ fund. But he also wanted a new laptop, so it was what it was. His gang didn’t even know about the carjacking.
But he could definitely do better!
…if he didn’t go straight to jail like an unlucky monopoly player.
“In here sir, thank you for waiting.” Came the old cop’s voice from before as the door opened.
Izuku quickly sat up straight, the handcuff around his wrist jingling again.
“It’s okay, but I’m very busy, I’d like to get this over with quickly.” A low, smooth voice sounded before the most beautiful man Izuku had ever seen stepped into the room. He wore a tailored mid-grey suit with a black shirt and grey tie, and his hair was red on one side and white on the other. What kind of die job was that for a guy that looked like some rich mama’s boy slash CEO? He looked like he came from money; perfect porcelain skin, not a speck of dust on him, nor a hair out of place.
-
Tags
Summary
Naruto's stressed and pining after a man who views him only as a friend. Deciding to get married to Ino isn't the best decision he's made (ever), given that they had been absolutely drunk while making such a declaration, but it's... a decision. Besides, what does he have to lose?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,468
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 243
- Kudos:
- 2,487
- Bookmarks:
- 600
- Hits:
- 30,383
-
Bookmark Tags:
-
Bookmark Notes:
Ohhhh god. What a ride. Well written and developed. Very good. Very in character too, especially Sasuke being a frustrating asshole.
Of course, I’m as conflicted about it as I was watching the show. I guess that’s why I don’t read that much of this ship in canon settings—I never think Sasuke deserves Naruto. Naruto definitely has trauma about the way Sasuke mistreated him, too, which I appreciated in this fic. He’s very insecure and anxious, it’s very real in that way—which, again, Naruto deserves better.
But it’s obvious Naruto loves him anyway, so. Yeah. Messy, lots of angst and miscommunication. Great story, even though Sasuke is a jerk, he at least is self aware lol.
-
Tags
Summary
After Julian's last two medical conferences involved him being abducted, Garak is determined to ensure that this one goes smoothly, whether Julian wants his help or not. But then when a woman from Garak's past shows up, it seems he'll need it after all.
Meanwhile, Kira is just here on mandated shore leave and does not want to get involved in any of... this.-
Bookmark Notes:
THIS IS PHENOMENAL AND IM OBSESSED
-
Bookmark Tags:
-
Bookmark Tags:
Bookmark Collections:
-
-
Tags
Summary
“And it didn’t bother you that the guard thought you were -- that we were -- ?” Nicolò asks, for what is definitely the fourth time, as they bed down, hopefully hidden from view by the reeds and trees of the Nile delta.
Yusuf sighs, rolling onto his back. “Do I mind that he thought I would be foolish enough to abandon all reason and take up with one of the men who helped sack Al-Quds? Yes, a little. Not enough to stop from using it as a perfectly serviceable escape route.”
“No,” Nicolò says, “I mean, that you would prefer the company of other men at all.”
Yusuf blinks, bemused. He hadn’t even thought of that. “As a rule, I try not to be insulted by accusations that are true,” he says drily.
OR: Five times they were faking it and two times it was real.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,340
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 235
- Kudos:
- 2,467
- Bookmarks:
- 634
- Hits:
- 19,136
-
Tags
Summary
When Harry helps Hermione find out the horrible truth - that Ron has been dosing her with love potions - she is furious. She is going to get her revenge on Ron in the most hurtful way she can think of – dating the one man he hates above all others.
Series
- Part 2 of A Counterfeit of Love
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 37,484
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 35
- Comments:
- 1,731
- Kudos:
- 15,260
- Bookmarks:
- 3,447
- Hits:
- 385,436
-
Bookmark Tags:
-
Did they just get married? by the11thTARDIS
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
Caroline 🦋 @Harrys_long_hair91
So, earlier today I went to the courthouse for my sister’s wedding, and I’m like 99.99% sure I saw Rose Landry and her boyfriend getting married(?). They were wearing matching outfits and looked so happy. She was holding a beautiful bouquet and they couldn’t stop smiling, like, look at her, she looks stunning! (I didn’t share earlier because I didn’t want people annoying them on their special day)
[Attached picture] [Attached picture]
TMZ: X-SQUAD STAR ROSE LANDRY MARRIES HOCKEY PLAYER SHANE HOLANDER IN SECRET CEREMONY: photos, videos, and witnesses’ details.
As if on cue, Shane’s phone goes crazy. Messages from his agent, his teammates, the press, and his parents. He ignores them,
“W-what the fuck? What’s happening?”
“Someone… oh my god, someone took pictures of us yesterday and…crap.”
----
OR: Shane and Rose attend a friend's secret wedding. Someone takes pictures, and the internet assumes they were the ones getting married. Ilya hasn't spoken to Shane since the tuna melt day... and now the whole internet is saying he's married to Rose Landry.
The All-Star weekend is about to get really interesting.
-
Bookmark Tags:
-
The Collateral Truth by SherryBlossom_Noir
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
02 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
"The boy she remembers is a ghost. You and I... we are the only ones who are actually alive in this lie."
Returning to his seventeen-year-old body was supposed to be the end of the nightmare, but for Shinichi Kudo, the real horror is realizing that his presence is a death sentence for everyone he loves. When the Black Organization targets Ran to send a message, Shinichi realizes that proximity is a weapon—and he’s been pointing it at her his whole life.
To save her, he has to become the villain.
In the high-stakes game of shadows, Shinichi realizes that he didn’t just lose his childhood—he outgrew it. And the only person who can walk beside him in the fire isn't the girl from his past, but the woman who survived it with him.
-
Tags
Summary
Arthur has just become king and is not ready to get married. But as yet another Lady is announced to visit Camelot, the court comes up with an idea on how to get rid of suiters once and for all. Their plan works out - maybe a little too well...
"Actually", Gwaine said, tapping his fingers on the wooden table before him. "I know someone who can work their way around a dress."
Merlin didn't like the tone of this. Not at all.
He could feel the energy shift in the room. He could feel all their eyes slowly creeping towards him, pinning him down under their considering glances.
"No", he said. "No. No. I am not doing that. I am not-"-
Bookmark Tags:
-
Bookmark Tags:
-
Bookmark Collections:
-
-
The Boyfriend Experience by Sky_so_bright for CrimsonCapybara
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
22 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
Minho’s mouth pressed into a harder line. "Felix, come on. I don’t date. I don’t flirt. I don’t even talk to people for anything besides work-related things if I don’t have to. If anything, I will demotivate people to spend money."
"Oh, I know that." Felix smiled brightly, as if he expected Minho would react exactly like this. He probably did. After more than ten years as friends, predictability was inevitable. "But it’s your lucky day because I already have a plan to save you from unwanted advances."
Minho’s eyes narrowed. "Dare I ask?"
Felix spread his arms. "A boyfriend. Fake one, obviously. People stop drooling over the untouchable bachelor, and suddenly they’re talking about your mysterious, charming partner instead. Boom—attention redirected, auction saved."--
Or: Minho is the CEO of a luxurious furniture company and in need of a boyfriend to avoid being hit on at his company’s charity auction. Felix, originally at fault for Minho’s predicament, has an idea and hires a friend. Enter: escort Jisung.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 74,628
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 141
- Kudos:
- 470
- Bookmarks:
- 111
- Hits:
- 6,472
-
Bookmark Notes:
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
-
Bookmark Notes:
Minsung han escort, okay
-
Tags
Summary
Mira twists back around to look ahead of herself, tapping her fingers against the wheel as she forces back another smile. “No. Anyway, if you need a date, I’ll do it. I can take you back down, though,” she adds, turning back to look at Zoey over her shoulder.
Zoey actually gapes at her, shaking her head rapidly. “Uh, no, absolutely not. I’m already in the car. I’m, like, painfully alone this Christmas. I can also be your date! The more the merrier, right? And what better time to be merry? It’s literally the season for it.”
Rumi looks genuinely horrified. “No! No. No, it’s fine. Please just drive back to the diner, I’m—”
“Are we all dating?” Mira asks. “Or is she, like, just dating both of us separately?”
Zoey clicks her tongue. She almost sounds casual when she says, “No, we’re totally all dating.”
“Cool,” Mira says, nodding. “Can you put in the address?”
Rumi stares at her, eyes somehow getting bigger. She looks so terribly miserable, as if she would rather be anywhere else right now, which is funnier to Mira than she thinks it probably should be. “You can’t be serious.”
(or, the world's worst holiday fake dating au)
-
Bookmark Tags:
-
Where Lying Gets You by KaminarisInterlude
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
Denki Kaminari loved his family. From their quirks to their faults, they meant the world to him. He couldn’t imagine life without them.
Well. There was one person he wouldn’t necessarily miss if they were hit by a bus one day, and that was his older cousin Naoya.
Now, Denki doesn’t understand why, but all he knows is that since he was younger, his older cousin never liked to share the spotlight; especially not with Denki. Despite being only a year and a week older, he was much smarter than Denki in practically every way possible and since Denki developed his quirk, Naoya made it his mission to make sure Denki knew his place below him.
After thinking he’s never going to see Naoya again (thankfully), Denki’s hopes and dreams of that ever happening came crashing down on him on one Saturday evening when he’s at his grandmothers house and in walks his literal worst enemy.
With a girl practically glued to his hip.
And what does Denki do?
He fucking lies about being in a relationship with Katsuki Bakugo, of all people.-
Bookmark Notes:
finish
