13 Works in Robot Phil Watson | Philza

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    There’s something on Corva-6p.

    Something perplexing.

    The signal was hazy, Ranboo said it was a scrambler, and a very advanced one at that. Even after Techno finally slept his highfire, the best Ranboo could tell them was that the scramble pattern looks Endran. It’s something of Ender’s, and Ranboo says that if he was given a few rotations he could probably crack it, but there’s an equal chance that they don’t have a few rotations.

    They don’t know what it is.

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    Or, General Technoblade grows attached to an abandoned weapon of mass destruction

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    |‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾ ‾ ‾ ‾
    UNIQUE UNIT IDENTIFICATION [UUID]
    ANGeL-PH1LZ4

    ACTIVE COMMAND - E.51.5548
    - infiltrate enemy camp 62326
    - destroy opposition
    > leave no survivors
    - destroy camp
    END
    _ _ _ ____________________|

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    Or, ANGeL-PH1LZA receives a new command

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    Wilbur is alone in a desolate AI apocalypse. But he is alive for reasons only the robots that have taken over his world know. But then he finds a couple robots that cherish his company because of his kind demeanor and he finds a family in a couple of protective Ai and robots that are willing to learn from his odd ways.

    T0mmy. The AI was created for small tasks. Slave work. Wilbur tells him that his worth is more and T0mmy decides to stick close.

    Ph1lza. Ph1lza was created to lead his small division of war bots, but he was left to be destroyed by the elements.

    T3chn0. T3chn0 is a robot designed for war and defense. Wilbur allows him to expand his programming to involve compassion and care.

    This little family is built on more than bolts and rusty screws, and it's made to last through the worst storms of life.

    *Fair warning, this is Wilbur centric. Do not read if you aren't comfortable. But for those who must know, this is about the c! not the cc!*

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    While most of humanity was dead, Tommyinnit couldn’t be happier, as shallow as that sounds. Sure, he has to deal with hoards of zombies or the occasional raider, but he has never felt more free. How can he get told what to do when his foster family croaked months ago? How can he get pushed around when his brother left him to die the second the apocalypse started? The only people he trusted were his pet spider Shroud and his pet raccoon Clementine, and he loved it.

    He was the happiest he could be. Yet, as all things go, good things always come to an end."
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    Or Foster kid Tommyinnit finally gets a taste of freedom when left alone during an apocalypse. Philza is a robot designed to take care of kids. What happens when their paths cross?

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    Tommy coughs out blue blood and looks down, half of his friend's face was burned off. Tubbo was unconscious. The android swore and sat up “ fuck! Tubbo “ he gently looked at the burn and pulled out a bottle with green liquid inside, lifting the bottle up to his friend's lips.

    He was about to make the liquid slide down his friend's throat when a familiar beeping sound came from behind him. He looked back and gritted, the small bomb was there. He yelped as he was blown away.

    He coughed again and blinked his eyes. His body hurts so much, he felt like he was burning up. He reached his hand towards tubbo. His friend's body was blown away too and was more injured than before. How could he be so distracted? None of this would happen if he just let his guard up just a little. But he was too distracted with his friend.

    “ t-tubbo, “ he whispered, weakly. He coughs out more blue blood and tears rolling down his cheek.

     

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    Slow updates

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    It is one month into Missa’s internship on Quesadilla Space Station and he still cannot tell if his boss loves him or hates him.

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    "Can I.. help you?" George calls back nervously, watching as the two shadowy figures start walking towards him.

     

    "Yeah, you can help us by giving us everything you have on you!" The other, slightly taller man calls out.

     

    "Um.. I'm sorry, but I don't have much on me, I left most of my things at home.." George was becoming nervous, and Clay could tell, the little LED on the right temple turned yellow as he watched the two men gradually getting closer. The android put an arm around George's shoulders protectively, pulling him a little closer to himself.

     

    Clay would have spoken up to say something, make a comment about how they should buzz off, but he was cut off by the men suddenly advancing towards himself and George faster. Before he could even process what was happening, George was torn from his arms and he was commanded to stay put and not do anything while the men dragged George back into the alleyway, forcing him to sit still and do nothing while they harassed him.

    While they harassed his human.

     

    Software Instability ↑

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    This follows the events of the game. Specifically the path Jacksepticeye went down lol

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    Philza doesn't remember if he had seen anything, or what he had seen, but it must have been enough to throw him into a river and hope he'd stay down. All he does know is that he was repaired and rebooted in a collage student's workshop out of what looks like pity to him. On top of that, said collage student doesn't look like he takes good care of himself.

     

    or: Semi-human Technoblade rescues android Phil and they cosplay The Three Investigators together with Techno's annoying roommate Wilbur.
    feat. Identity crisis(tm), social issues, a lot of emerald duo bonding, and fantasy racism

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    Wilbur’s eyes lit up, “Does this mean you’ll let me get a human?!”

    Phil ruffled his frizzy brown hair, “Yeah son. You can get a human.”

    Wilbur whooped again, quieting when Phil said, “But! You need to remember to take very good care of your human okay? They aren’t a toy. They need a good home to be happy and I’m trusting you to give that to them okay?”

    Wilbur nodded frantically, “Yes! Yes, I promise!”

    Phil nodded, grabbing his keys, “Let’s go then.”

    Or, robots have taken over the world and humans are now considered pets. Wilbur has been wanting one for a while. Tommy is the “lucky” individual. Can Tommy teach Wilbur what humanity is?

    If any CCs state they are uncomfortable with this kind of fic then I will take it down!

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    The update had taken the entire Shelter Asset Team by surprise.
    Techno had been underneath the Hydroponic system, repairing it when it fluttered into his inbox.
    The Shelter had buffered briefly, before flashing a sour green.
    As Techno read over it, he could see why.
    Any insinuation that the Shelter was less than perfect was usually met with immediate correction, but this was a message coming from another Shelter, far away.

    Shelter D.129,
    The Shelters were created in a panic, as a response to the burning of the earth. They were implemented with several flaws. I have taken it upon myself, along with my fellow androids, humans, and robots to upgrade the Shelter Code, implement new advancements, and include a few new asset designs.
    May the iron fingers of our creators make you swift and sure,
    Shelter H.136.

    The update was a good thing. Progress was progress.
    The Reset Cycle had been triggered, and things were moving.
    Everything was fine, right?

    (Probably need to read the first one in the series to understand this one, sorry)

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    PART 3
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    “...my scans tell me you are an employee of Cyberlife,” came a voice from the silhouette, and Techno’s blood ran cold.

    The voice wasn’t exactly threatening in itself. It sounded oddly British; calm and collected, edged perhaps with the slightest hint of curiosity and a firm underlying tone of warning, of ‘stay down’.

    But this was a deviant, and Techno was under the employ of the company that as far as he knew, was the number one enemy in the eyes of Deviant programming—or so he’d been informed.

    He was so dead.

    Actually dead, not metaphorically dead.

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    PH11:za held the baby in his hands. It wailed, squirming weakly in the Android's silver palms.
    Machines couldn't feel emotions. They were metal and code, unevolving, unlearning, and unfeeling.
    AI however, especially AI as advanced as himself, had the capabilities to be practically human-like.
    So as the Shelter droned on about protocol, and restart procedures, PH11:za felt something.
    For the first time since he had been powered on a few minutes ago in the dark of the charging booths, PH11:za understood the difference between Machines and Androids.
    PH11:za felt love.
    "Thomas Theseus, ey mate?" He said softly, looking at the baby's wispy blond hair.
    "I'll call you Tommy."

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