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purple ribbon sector by seirenes (sparretronia)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
18 Jan 2026
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"Phil, I never graduated from high school. I'm not qualified enough to be a mechanic, and I am for sure not goin' to be workin' office jobs for you."
"Techno, I'm not that insane. I'm saying that you should be my driver for next year."
What was that law again? Oh, yeah. Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.-
Technoblade was happily retired, or at least that was what he told himself. Once one of the greatest Formula One drivers to ever exist, he now lived a mundane life, under a new identity, while trying to distance himself as far from his history as possible.
Then Philza appeared with a proposal he couldn't find it himself to refuse, and now Techno was thrown back into the world he had no intention of returning to. Then Tommy happened, and now Techno had to juggle between mentoring a child whose present mirrored his past, dealing with his own trauma, and proving to the world that he was (still) deserving of the champion title.
Would Techno be able to drive his way back to the top of the world? Or would he drown in the past he's trying to run from?
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or, a dsmp f1 au with too many subplots and technical terms
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Dragons are dangerous creatures.
People say that they have the power to level villages; tear apart families, kill battalions of armies within a single hour.
Dragons are rare creatures.
They say that dragons live so long that they have no need to create more. And a young, or even baby dragon is one of the most precious things in the world.
Dragons are magical creatures…people say.
They say that the scales of a dragon can make an impenetrable armor. The teeth, the sharpest of arrows.
People say that the most magical part of a dragon is its fire. They say that people have been trying for hundreds of years to steal that magic, but have never prevailed. People have tried killing dragons, trapping them, dissecting them, even training them. all in search of containing this power.
Humans are cruel creatures.
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The way they were standing, Death closer than Life. I knew easily.
Kristin always stands to Philza’s right.
But in those times that she is on his left. Those are the times he has no say in how it ends.
With mortals, death is guaranteed to happen; eventually.____
“SHE’S ALREADY DYING!”
(Aka: Cursed and Arranged to be wed Enemies to Lovers Royal AU with a Godly, Time Loopy, Soulmates twist. We are ticking off all the boxes.)
[If you think at tag is missing that should be there for easier finding, the tags were becoming a wall of text. So many redundant tags were removed. I will not do individual tags for each character when the big theme tags already explain.]
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- Part 1 of Death Loops
- Part 17 of ZomPig Main List
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Free to Download, Pay to Win: help, I was isekaied into an eight year old and everyone wants my sick ass sword! by Anarchy_and_Piglins for miss_universe
Fandoms: Dream SMP
15 Jan 2026
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From an outsider perspective, Techno has a very empty life.
He’s twenty-one years old, a broke college student who takes all his classes online, a complete social recluse because he hates people, never willingly leaves his apartment, and has sunk almost five thousand hours of his life into a shitty pay-to-win mobile game nobody except him really cares about called Assault Darkness Myths.
But that doesn't mean Techno is unhappy. In fact, he's very happy with his life!
So imagine how pissed off he is when he wakes up in the game's fantasy world stuck inside the body of an eight-year-old orphan.
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Blood is flowing.
Flowing for freedom.
Flowing for the blood god.
And he, sitting on the throne.
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when the gods of war come calling by Anarchy_and_Piglins for Crysi102
Fandoms: Dream SMP
02 Jan 2026
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After the old war ended, Techno took the chance to make a new life for himself with both hands. Once hailed by the crown for his skill at making weapons, he has traded all that for a more peaceful existence. One not tainted by blood. Techno enjoys making household items and trinkets. He enjoys showing Ranboo and Tommy the ropes. He enjoys his freedom and isn't shy about saying no to something he doesn't want.
Too bad that when a new war approaches, the crown wants its treasured blacksmith back. And the man they send out to assure this happens, Philza Craft, is not one to take no for an answer.
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something lurking on the apartment besides (it's a werewolf) by mayhapitys for AwesomeCrazyPerson
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jan 2026
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Philza Craft is pretty sure there is something going on at his neighbour's apartment every once in a month, always at a full-moon night, robbing him of his precious sleep – a sort of elephant in the room.
So, he takes matters into his own hands.
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You were tired.
You were so, so tired of it all. Ever since you could remember, you were doing something for someone. Whether it be for your parents, or for a dear friend, you were always helping. You were an emotional support system for everyone you knew, even those you didnt. You were far too kind, and it’s starting to take a toll on you.
Then, you were requested to assist with a takedown of a country, which you found ridiculous and unnecessary, but then again, you owed Philza this one. He saved your life, after all.
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Trust Exercises Worse Than Falling by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Dec 2025
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Although the world was never anything close to a utopia for omegas, even before the dead started walking, afterwards things got downright dire. Generally smaller and more prone to stress, it's no surprise that they're the first ones to be cast aside and left for dead. And any packs that they do end up within tend to go even worse.
Techno's seen it himself enough times to know. It's firsthand knowledge.
Luckily for Techno, the majority of his childhood was spent in extremely high stress scenarios, malnourished and never feeling safe. Which means that all of his omega nonsense is so stunted that he practically isn't even one! He is set on keeping everyone under that impression, no matter what it takes.
Even if this new pack seems startlingly different from everything that he was used to before.
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Only When You Look At Me by UUNOIA
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
29 Dec 2025
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“Tear me apart with your words, hate me until your lungs give out. But as long as you’re alive to do it, that’s all that matters.”
You can mend wounds, but every stitch comes at a cost.
Sent by Philza to aid Wilbur and Tommy in their underground war for L’Manburg, you swore to keep them safe. Despite your neutrality.
Technoblade, famed for his prowess in combat, is bound by the voices in his head. They demand blood… and you too.
Beneath the chaos of revolution and the shadow of betrayal, a healer and a warlord walk a knife’s edge between ruin and redemption.
And with every heartbeat, you both draw closer.
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Technoblade's Guide to Running away Into Space (and Tommy's there too???) by Flowerhive
Fandoms: Dream SMP
28 Dec 2025
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When Earth turns to ruins, people are using any means possible to rule the crumbles. Young soldier Technoblade runs from his past with a small child who would have faced the same fate as him. Unluckily for the both of them, they decide to go to space in an aircraft neither of them know how to fly.
Crash landings, aliens, new worlds that the humans didn't know exist, found family?????? Sounds like a 100% solid, fool-proof plan! -
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Technoblade is one of the most important archaeologists of his time. He is so young, but he has already found more ancient temples and cities than most archaeologists his age. But his greatest achievement so far has been rediscovering and excavating the red temple.
What he didn't expect something else awake when he dug up an old and abandoned statue of the Blood God. -
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It took eight failed placements for Techno to be assigned a social worker with the bright and beautiful idea that, as a changeling, he probably should be placed within a family of magicks. Techno isn't fond of the idea. But it's not like he has anywhere else he belongs. Even if he's quite sure Phil and the rest of them all hate him.
OR: 5 times Techno was certain he'd never fit in his new family and the 1 time he finally saw the truth
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Techno escapes the frying pan and ends up in the fire. Or rather an unfamiliar part of ocean during a bad storm and ends up at Phil’s mer rescue and research center.
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A Thousand Years Behind Us, Still Haunted by Ringnea for YeniiHuenii
Fandoms: SMPEarth, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Dec 2025
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In the early days of the Antarctic Empire they had many rocky relationships with neighboring kingdoms. Though having two warlords of the old world helped with their reputation, it didn’t make them invincible. But the Empire is determined to break free from the chains.
In the early days, even thousands of years after their many battles together, Philza and Technoblade still haven't worked out everything about each other. But they are determined to make this Empire of theirs work.
Sick Fic EMduo au in the Antarctic Empire.
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we'll all be reaping what we've sown by Anarchy_and_Piglins for Crysi102
Fandoms: Dream SMP
25 Dec 2025
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Cast down from the pantheon, Technoblade, formerly the Blood God, finds himself stripped of his divinity. And if the change from god to human wasn't already a bad enough thing to cope with, the couple that takes him in has a secret of their own.
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Techno's current goals of finding a new cave, a treasure hoard, and enough food to grow up big and strong are going... Well, they were going okay. Except that he hasn't succeeded in any of them! For a tiny noodle dragon, it's a big wide world out there. And no one is nice enough to share with him! But that's alright, because now Techno has a plan.
If he can't find his own home, gold, and food, then he will simply steal it from someone else! It's genius! And absolutely nothing can go wrong!
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Wherein: Techno is a lonely baby dragon, Phil and Kristin are big scary dragons, and nothing really does go wrong.
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What We Make of the Present by Phantom_InThe_Stars
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Dec 2025
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Christmas is often forgotten, just fragments left from childhood memories. But this year, as the snow builds up and the chimney exhales smoke, presents are passed between hesitant fingers and arms cradle what once felt lost.
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I wanted to write a Christmas fic with my two fav boys so I word vomited fluff onto a word document at 2 am and said fuck yeah. Enjoy!
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평범한 날이었다. 테크노는 평소와 비슷한 시간에 일어나서, 거북이들 상태를 확인하고, 늑대들도 한번 들여다보았다. 평소와 다른 점이라면, 테크노가 뜬금없이 북극곰 스티브를 껴안고 싶다는 충동에 휘말렸고, 생각보다는 뻣뻣한 그 하얀 털에 고개를 묻고 있으니, 벗어나고 싶지 않다는 마음을 품었다는 것 정도. 테크노는 난데없이 주인에게 붙잡힌 스티브가 불편하다는 듯 웅얼거리는 소리를 낼 즈음에야 한숨 푹 내쉬며 꾸역꾸역 몸을 일으켰다. 늑대들이 평소보다 조금 칭얼거리듯 다리에 달라붙고, 칼이 평소보다 약간 예민했으며, 거북이들이 이상하리만치 물 밖으로 나오지 않았다는 점만 제외한다면, 이상할 것 없는 하루였다.
혹은: 테크노는 필자를 사랑한다. 생애 마지막 순간까지도.
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- 한국어
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It was an ordinary day. Techno woke at his usual time, checked on the turtles and the wolves. The only difference was a sudden, overwhelming urge to hug Steve, his polar bear—and once he'd buried his face in that unexpectedly stiff white fur, he found he didn't want to let go. He finally pulled himself away with a deep sigh when Steve began to grumble, clearly uncomfortable with being grabbed without warning. The wolves clung to his legs more than usual. Carl was unusually touchy. The turtles refused to surface. Aside from that, it was a day like any other.
Or: Techno loves Phil. Till the end of his life.