8 Works in Thelonius (Shrek)
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Du-lost In Your Heart by unnamedballs
Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), Shrek The Musical - Tesori/Lindsay-Abaire
09 Oct 2025
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I am playing Lord Farquaad in my company's Shrek the Musical. I'm good friends with the person who plays Thelonious. We joke about us being lovers a lot. I actually wrote a fanfic about it. Please appreciate it.
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When Gods Fall: The Razing of Duloc and the Rise of Farquaad - Deus Contra Ranam Usque Ad Mortem (Omnibus I of XII) by RegrettablyReadable
Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), Shrek The Musical - Tesori/Lindsay-Abaire
24 Aug 2025
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Palma, a lounger while baking in the hot sun. A thought occurred; what if King Harold expanded his empire through violence and attempted to take on the realm, including the true short king?
This needed documentation. I set about writing When God's Fall: A Complete History of Far Far Away's Expansion Into a Brutal Empire, a bible cataloguing the events spanning from the early days of Far Far Away as a village to it's final days as a crumbling empire, toppled by it's own hubris. From this emerged a plot, of treachery and betrayal, love and loss. This is the Fall of Duloc, and the Rise of Farquaad. An arc spanning the lands of friendship, hardship, and the exploration of sexuality. Join Farquaad on his quest for vengeance as he plans to avenge Duloc and perhaps finds himself, new friends and true love along the way.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,597
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 115
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MY WISH WAS ALWAYS YOURS by ProxyLynn
Fandoms: Puss in Boots (DreamWorks Movies), Puss In Boots: The Last Wish
24 Jul 2025
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Nursery rhymes are rarely given a fair chance in a world of magic and fairy tales. Often mocked and considered jokes. Little do most know of the hardships they endure. What they have to do to overcome their namesake. Most embrace it. Others fade away into obscurity. But few are able to break this mold they were placed in. They become something more than what their rhyme would allow. Sometimes for the better yet often worse.
Jack Horner was one such mold-breaker. Overpowering his nursery rhyme to become something so much larger than a simple pie boy. Now he runs not only a substantially profitable pie company but is also a feared crime lord and collector of all things magic. Not bad for a buttered baker's boy.
Yet he's not alone. Under his employ is another nursery rhyme character. One that owes him her life. You won't find her name in any book, and she prefers it that way. None know where she comes from or why she is so close to someone such as Jack. He knows her past and that's enough. It is this reason that she serves him. And nothing can break the chains that bind her to him.
This is the story of an unlikely and very unhealthy friendship.
The tale of a greedy man and a woman that seeks his happiness. -
Of Faunus, Semblance users and Grimm by The_italian_multifandomist
Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), RWBY
30 Jun 2024
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This is the story of how a lonely Faunus, with the help of an annoying Semblance user, saved a princess from the grasp of the Grimm.
[Ps, if you couldn't tell, this work will be a retelling of the Shrek movie (love that movie <3) but with the characters (and places) replaced by RWBY ones.]
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Hira Reland Meets Shrek by orphan_account
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Shrek (Movies)
02 Oct 2023
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Hira And Hiroko were accepted into the school where it promises dorms, which means that Hira is no longer homeless and Hiroko is free from the Diman family, upon entering it, Hira and Hiroko learned that once they graduate they'll be going to different colleges, while going to the library to study, Hira stumbled across a very strange book, it had all fairytale stories to it, there was one that had a story but is blank called "Shrek", she accidentally said the book's spell and the portal opened to Shrek's world, and it sucked her in, she then meets Shrek and Donkey and they took on a quest to rescue Princess Fiona from a tower in Dragon's Keep, she meets some friends on the way back to Duloc.
Note: Season 1, Episode 3.
Note: I Only Owned My OCs.
Series
- Part 3 of Hira Reland's Adventure Series S1
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 281
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Hits:
- 24
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The Adventures of Puss and Dulcinea by awesomadam2019
Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), Puss in Boots (DreamWorks Movies), The Adventures of Puss in Boots (Cartoon)
12 Apr 2023
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What if Dulcinea was part of ALL of Puss' adventures?
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Shrek's Trip to Los Santos by sdangelo1995
Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), Grand Theft Auto V, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Fortnite (Video Game), SSNSanta, Drake & Josh, Kick Buttowski, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002), Emperor's New Groove (2000)
20 Mar 2020
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This is canon!!! I have told you now and forever. The story is true.
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Duloc is a Perfect Place by CongressIsAliens
Fandoms: Shrek The Musical - Tesori/Lindsay-Abaire
31 Oct 2019
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Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town
Here we have some rules, let us lay them down
Don't make waves, stay in line
And we'll get along fine
Duloc is a perfect place
Please keep off the grass
Shine your shoes, wipe your...face
Duloc is, Duloc is
Duloc is a perfect place.Alternate titles:
Farquaad's Gay Panic Fucks Shit Up: In this essay I will
pure crack cocaine
EmotionsTM
Sorry Ash