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    They say when you assume you make an ass of you and me.

    Matt wishes that the Avenger's assumptions about his seeming inability to read the written word did something as benign as making an ass of him and them. Being called illiterate shouldn't hurt, not when he knows he's not, and it's not like he can tell them the truth.

    Not that the truth would make much difference. He's just going to have to grin and bear it.

    If he can.

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    25 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    10/10

    Can’t stop reading it.

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    A.K.A. The Quest for Erebor:

    The story of a Hobbit, told through the eyes of the dwarves.

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    22 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    100/10

    If i ever lose my memories, i know what to read first.

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    Plenty of people get themselves blackout drunk and wake up with an unexpected husband. It's embarrassing but it happens. Natasha is trying to figure out how she could have woken up with an unexpected brother

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    16 Aug 2025

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    "Don't trust me nose, Jimbo?" Silver huffed with amusement, raising an eyebrow. "I'll have ye' know this ole' sniffer o' mine can find a barrel of purps in a crowded Flatulan port." Silver straightened up, tapping his large nose with a clawed organic finger, a proud smile spread across his face.

    Jim rolled his eyes with a laugh. "Yeah, I noticed. You can sniff me out faster than the cops back at home-"

    He slapped a hand over his mouth, eyes widening as he realized what had just slipped out of his mouth. His gaze is wary as he watches the Ursid's reaction, but the adult's face is unreadable for the moment. Some species are sensitive about certain bodily traits and abilities, and Jim has never met an Ursid before Silver, so he isn't sure what is safe to joke about and what might get him throttled.

    'What is wrong with you?' The words slink in and coil around his chest like a vice, familiar and unwelcome, and Jim braces himself for Silver to repeat them back at him. Or something worse, maybe a jabbing finger or a harsh hand grabbing his arm. He always seems to mess things up when it begins to go smoothly, and this will be no different-

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    08 Oct 2025

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    From a Hobbitkink prompt:

    The battle was over, and Thorin Oakenshield awoke, naked and shivering, in the Halls of his Ancestors.

    The novelty of being dead fades quickly, and watching over his companions soon fills him with grief and guilt. Oddly, a faint flicker of hope arises in the form of his youngest kinsman, a Dwarf of Durin's line with bright red hair.

    (Follows the story of the War of the Ring).

     

    (Bagginshield, Gimli/Legolas) In which recovery takes time, the dead members of the Company take to watching Gimli as though he’s a soap opera, the living struggle with being left behind, Legolas is confused, Khuzdul is abused, and Thorin is four feet and ten inches of guilt and anger.

    ~**~

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    23 Sep 2024