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It's a Big World Outside by Chaos_Breeds
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), Stardew Valley (Video Game)
07 Dec 2025
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It finally stepped out of the crops, pace steady, and paused at the corn trail mix on the ground. It tilted its head, unsure, and Sanji leaned forward instinctively. Sure enough, the ears swiveled again, and the deer looked at the two humans on the porch.
"It's for you," Sanji said. He kept his voice low and quiet, as nonthreatening as could be. The deer twitched but went still again, breathing a little faster, and Sanji took it as a win. "That's your breakfast. You can have it."
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One Piece/Stardew Valley crossover! The one in which Sanji sees a starving deer and just can't help himself - and gets much more than he bargained for in the process.
Or, how Sanji adopts a little-brother-deer-thing. And because it's the Strawhats, you know it can't be that simple.
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Attention locked on the measuring cup full of milk and vanilla extract and at least six other flavors Jester insisted on, Veth splashed in another tablespoon and said offhandedly, "Collarbone's a good start, if they can get the pressure just right."
The irony of it all was Essek's ignorance. He wouldn't have thought twice about it, beyond a flicker of amusement at the bizarre repertoire of information his friends held.
He had no idea until the measuring cup shattered against the floor.
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Remember how Veth was a prisoner at the goblin camp? And how she was the torturer's assistant? And how she definitely has trauma from that?
Or, the one in which her family helps Veth handle a panic attack, and Essek desperately wants to help someone he cares about, for once.
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Spamton is the boss of ADWorld, the living room's dark fountain. Tenna is the busted old TV who made a deal with the benefactor on the phone.
Turns out, it doesn't make much of a difference. After all, we all know how this story goes.
Lord of Screens, cleaved red by blade.
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That's right, it's a Spamtenna Swap AU! From Big Shots to canon to back again - Tenna's a mess, Spamton's doomed by the narrative, and I'll claw a happy ending out of this story if it kills me.
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Dating Tips: You Can Learn Anything on TV! by Chaos_Breeds
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
25 Nov 2025
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Tenna set a hand on her shoulder, and Spamton watched in shock when Susie didn't buck off the offending appendage. "Young love is sweet! Hopeful! It's the stuff of legend!"
Susie peeked out from her fingers, skeptical. "Oh yeah? You ever been in love before?"
Oh [Heaven]. Oh [MERCY]. Oh [#%#|^].
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Or, the one in which Susie goes to Tenna for some advice.
Wearing the Dealmakers, of course. Spamton has some completely normal, [glitchy], non-pining opinions about this.
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It hurt - trying to move the arm at all when it was this uncooperative burned like acid in his servos - but Tenna was stubborn as anything. After a few moments of trying, and Spamton yelling at him to sit still, he finally managed to swing his arm out enough to present his hand.
"Here," Tenna said quietly, shaking with effort. "You can take the ring back."
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Undertale Trash Heap Spamtenna AU.
Or, the one in which Tenna is badly damaged, and he's terrified that he won't be enough for Spamton.
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A collection of stories that highlight the fact that Chopper is, indeed, a reindeer.
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Multilingual Turtles by Chaos_Breeds
Fandom: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
11 Mar 2023
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Different DHMIS stories that explore all the fun possibilities of Yellow Guy having batteries.
Centered around the main three, but Yellow-centric.
They aren’t continuous/don’t take place in the exact same universe, but then again, this is DHMIS so. Make of it what you will.
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Sheriff Tenna has finally caught the bank robber who's been eluding him for months. Now it's time to teach him a lesson.
Bookmarked by Chaos_Breeds
14 Dec 2025
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Tenna has been hiding the fact that he has heats from his business partner
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- English
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Bookmarked by Chaos_Breeds
14 Dec 2025
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Spamton takes one glance at the papers at the desk and groans. “if you dragged me into your office to talk about work during my lunch break, i’m gonna start a fuckin’ union. do you know what the pippins have been saying about us, tenna? theyre gossipping about us. they’re saying we’re in a situationship. you aren’t helping with the rumors when you act all sweet and call me into your office during my lunch breaks”
"what’s a situationship?"
spamton groans, curling in on himself. "fuck, you’re so old, you don't even know what a situationship is. honestly, tens.”
“you are the most impatient person i’ve ever worked with, did you know that? really, spam. do you hate surprises? goodness.” tenna sniffs at him, almost petulant. it makes spamton laugh to see the big superstar of the tv world sulk like a child.
fondness warm in his chest, spamton sighs.
“fine— i’ll bite. surprise me.”
or in which tenna and spamton have an incredibly unproductive lunch meeting and do not have an hr department to keep them in check.
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- Part 2 of discs, dinners, and diatribes
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- English
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- 9,408
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Bookmarked by Chaos_Breeds
13 Dec 2025
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Ragatha saw the adorable budding friendship between Jax and Pomni as a blessing in disguise, rather than a catastrophe waiting to happen, and thus pushed instead of prodded. Burned bridges, nipped buds—blah-blah-blah—she sewed her mouth shut and allowed a once scared Bunny to crawl out and comfort a worrisome Jester. She helped, of course, and gradually, a burnt bridge got rebuilt.
Bookmarked by Chaos_Breeds
13 Dec 2025
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Virtual Bedroom (Rise Like a Full Moon) by daiziewrites
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
13 Dec 2025
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Pomni is worried about Jax after Caine's (honestly, downright awful) adventure.
Jax doesn't think he needs help.
Pomni helps him anyway.
Bookmarked by Chaos_Breeds
13 Dec 2025