MissiAmphetamine (Kaleidoscope)
Fandoms
Recent works
-
The War of the Malfoys by MissiAmphetamine (Kaleidoscope)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
When a pandemic of Runespoor Fever sweeps through the wizarding world at the end of 2003, leaving a full quarter of its victims infertile, the International Confederation of Wizards takes drastic action. A marriage and reproductive law is enacted, throwing the wizarding world into upheaval.
Lightly inspired by the 1989 film The War of the Roses, (but without the animal death,) and our own recent pandemic.
She was wearing one of her neat, buttoned-up outfits as always; brown herringbone trousers and a silky cream blouse that covered her from throat to wrist, her hair braided around her head but not quite as neat as usual. He stopped several feet from her and frowned. “Why do you smell of smoke, Granger?”
“Does it really matter, Malfoy?” She skewered him with a glare, arms folding across her chest. “Perhaps I took up smoking.”
“And did you?”
She gave him an ‘are you mad?’ look. “No, I burnt down my office,” she said exasperatedly, as if it should’ve been obvious, and he tried to refrain from giving her an ‘are you mad?’ look in return.
-
The Just World Fallacy by MissiAmphetamine (Kaleidoscope)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
The Just World Fallacy
[The cognitive bias that a person’s actions always bring morally fair and fitting consequences to that person, so that all noble actions are eventually rewarded and all evil actions are eventually punished.]Another Horcrux has been destroyed, but at what cost?
In the aftermath of the Gringotts heist, Hermione and Draco find themselves struggling to survive both suffering and separation, which drive them to the limits of their endurance and beyond even as the war goes on, relentless and merciless.
As the final confrontation with Voldemort approaches, everything is fractured; people, loyalties, and trust. But is it broken beyond repair?
Series
-
The Risk-Reward Ratio by MissiAmphetamine (Kaleidoscope)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2025
Tags
Summary
The Risk-Reward Ratio
[Relationship of substantial reward corresponding to the amount of risk taken; mathematically represented by dividing the expected return by the standard deviation.]Draco and Hermione continue to fight for the Order as the war churns on, reaching a fever pitch.
Most often they are side-by-side – everywhere from rescue missions in the sewers of London, to fighting against – and making use of – Muggle weaponry at a Russian military research facility in Yekaterinburg. They’re sent in search of powerful ancient relics that lie beneath Britain, and go up against Fenrir Greyback and his pack, while the Order prepares for a dangerous assault on Gringotts.
Meanwhile, despite the war life goes on, and the two of them struggle to navigate prejudices, their own tumultuous relationship, the inconvenient reemergence of old friends, and the possibility that they might lose each other forever.
Series
-
Ven Pro Me: A Risk’verse Interlude by MissiAmphetamine (Kaleidoscope)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Mar 2025
Tags
Summary
Another sweetly smutty, worshipful one-shot that takes place between chapters 42 and 43 of The Risk-Reward Ratio.
Series
-
Worship Me: A Risk'verse Interlude by MissiAmphetamine (Kaleidoscope)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Feb 2025
Tags
Summary
A sweetly smutty one-shot that fits between chapter 37 & 38 of The Risk-Reward Ratio.
Series
Recent series
-
The Risk'verse Quartet - The Revised Edition by MissiAmphetamine (Kaleidoscope)
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2025
Summary
The trio's search for the Horcruxes was abandoned when Griphook absconded with the Sword of Gryffindor, leaving the three – traumatised and disheartened – to return to join the rest of the Order in the ongoing brutal war against Voldemort. Several months later a maimed, disillusioned, and broken Draco surrenders himself to the Order after his failures earn him Voldemort's displeasure, and Hermione finds herself the warder of the prisoner in the cellar.
The Risk'verse Quartet is an epic, coming-of-age wartime series that follows Hermione, Draco, and the Order of the Phoenix throughout an extended war, and then onward into the aftermath. It's a realism-focused character and relationship study, with dual POV, angst and hurt/comfort, slow emotional burn w/ glacial physical burn, bickering & banter, a secret relationship, Classical Latin as a love language, violence and gore, coping with broken families, and how the brutal toll of war and trauma changes people.
But at the heart of it all, it's about a love that eclipses everything else.
- Words:
- 1,088,879
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 682
-
Fascination by Kaleidoscope, MissiAmphetamine (Kaleidoscope)
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Mar 2024
Summary
This series is comprised of the completed fic 'Fascination', along with a string of smutty one-shots, and maybe eventually some fluffy, or more serious ones too. The one-shots will be sporadic, and don't impact on the completion status of the main story, so for that reason, I'm marking the series 'complete'.
- Words:
- 22,804
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 91
-
you would be the one i'd come and find by MissiAmphetamine (Kaleidoscope)
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
11 Oct 2015
- Words:
- 35,659
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 34
Recent bookmarks
-
Polyjuice and Prophecy: A Tale of Dark Deception by Astrangefan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
It all starts with a prophecy. Lord Voldemort has been given a new prophecy, one that will guarantee him untold magical powers. Unfortunately his success depends on the fulfillment of the prophecy by none other than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy's 16th summer was not like other boys' 16th summers. Lucius goes to prison, the Dark Lord takes up residence in Malfoy Manor, his mother, on the verge of collapsing from the trauma of it all, has other responsibilities that don't include mothering a 16-year-old boy.
Draco must weather what is to come on his own.
Draco receives the Dark Mark and is given two missions: Kill Albus Dumbledore and fix the Vanishing Cabinet in the Room of Hidden Things. Piece of cake, right?
But, before he can go back to Hogwarts, he is sent to train with his aunt, Bellatrix Lestrange at Lestrange Manor, an insane woman who considers torture an art and training a happy benefit of that. For Draco to even make it to Hogwarts he must endure what is done to him and above all survive.
Bookmarked by MissiAmphetamine (Kaleidoscope)
22 Aug 2025