MimsySquirrel
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Fourteen months after the Battle of Hogwarts, an overheard, off-the-cuff comment turns Harry's life upside-down. Goodbye Auror training, hello Chudley Cannons! And witches ... lots of witches (but no harem). Warning: Many tropes were harmed in the writing of this fic, and Cursed Child never happened. Heaps of dialogue and world-building, and OCs galore. NO MORTAL PERIL.
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- Part 1 of Loose Cannon universe
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Once upon a time, a lonely girl met an abused boy. She gave him a birthday card, he gave her Pixie Stix, and they gave each other confidence. Then they met a stray dog and learned of another world, the sort of world that swallowed brilliant girls and orphan boys whole and left only the bones.
And they decided to Kick. Its. Ass.
They also kind of got engaged, but they'll sort that out later.
(Now a full canon rewrite with 50% less angst and at least 200% more chaos. Highlights include accidental kidnappings, intentional kidnappings, glitterpigs, eldritch horrors, tooth-rotting fluff, bad-ass children, a handful of competent adults, unexpected medieval weaponry, misuse of household cleaning charms & equipment, and unsupervised Lovegoods.)
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- English
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- 49/?
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30 Oct 2025
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How to Forge a New Life by lindajenner
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
14 Sep 2025
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Things don't go away, just because the bad guy is dead.
Actions have repercusions and people must take responsibility for their decisions.And now Harry is left alone and adrift in Middle-Earth, with a baby strapped to his chest. Or is he...?
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- English
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- 325,458
- Chapters:
- 67/67
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- 8
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26 Oct 2025
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How to Succeed in Dark Wizardry (Without Really Trying) by technically_direct
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Aug 2025
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Ron maybe accidentally-on-purpose becomes a dark wizard, and everything changes.
(a canon rewrite, with a bit of a twist)
(also this is not a 'Ron is Evil, actually' fic so if that's what you're expecting, maybe give this a skip)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 104,426
- Chapters:
- 21/?
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- 17
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08 Oct 2025
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The First Shall Be the Last and the Last Shall Be The First by littlebylittlejosie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Oct 2025
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Blaise Zabini, son of the most prominent Seer of the modern day wizarding age, does his best to make his own destiny. Bit of a trick, with a past like his, and a cacophonous group of friends.
Bookmarked by MimsySquirrel
15 Sep 2025