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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    26 Oct 2025

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    Harry Potter was very lonely. Yes, he had friends, a good job, and just finished his mastery in defense, but it was usually just him and his son all alone at night when everyone else had families and lives apart from them. When he learned by chance that he may actually have some living family, it should have been an easy decision to reach out to them. Unfortunately, nothing comes easily to Harry. Harry's biological father just had to be the most difficult person in the world to get a meeting to see, and the absolutely most suspicious when confronted with a paternity claim.

    Tony Stark was very lonely. He and Pepper had recently broken up. His friends had betrayed him, and he was now forced to live with the very same people who had hurt him. He didn't think he could take one more blow and stay standing under it. Tony didn't have family; he didn't know what to do with family; too bad Tony's family wasn't sure what to do with him either, but they were going to give it a hell of a try anyway.

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    19 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    It’s so good I can’t lose it

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    Sirius Black is a loud, sparkly drag queen who's not afraid to make himself known in front of a crowd. Remus Lupin is quiet, anxious, and used to disappearing into the background. Neither of them expects the other to fit so easily into the chaos of their life.
    But then come unintentional coffee dates, giant turkey legs, slow mornings tangled in each other’s arms. Drag shows, found family, and the kind of love that doesn't bother sneaking up on you because it was apparent all along.

    A fic that celebrates queer joy in all of its forms.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    It’s beautiful and perfect and I need to reread it multiple times for my mental health 😍😍😍

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    Dumbledore doesn't make it in time for Harry's trial, and the outcome is very different. Harry is expelled, his wand snapped.

    But he refuses to give up. And he is done waiting around for Albus Dumbledore to give him information.

    Deciding to take his life into his own hands, Harry asks for training from several Order members, preparing himself to fight Voldemort while the whole wizarding world believes he's helpless and back in the muggle world.

    Meanwhile, his friends are at Hogwarts, tackling their own problems in the form of Dolores Umbridge. Harry hadn't expected the separation to be so difficult - or for a certain mischievous redhead to make the waiting game they'd entered into so very excruciating.

    He might have lost his home in Hogwarts, but with Sirius and Remus around, Harry begins to learn that rebuilding a family isn't as hard as he'd anticipated.

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    01 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So beautiful I love it

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    After Sirius’s prank in their fifth year, Remus doesn’t so easily forgive the eldest Black brother and pulls away. In a bout of self destructiveness, he goes right to a younger Slytherin, finding an unlikely friendship along the way.
    They say that in Slytherin House you’ll find your true friends, but a Ravenclaw and a Gryffindor couldn’t hurt too, right?

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    How different could things have been had Remus gone to the younger Black brother and made him and others have a change of heart much sooner than before?

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    Podfic: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHSTESD1PfpplwFFP6Lx9Xue_qIeUxY9Q&si=WoY-08ZhGNpWWtSl

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    14 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    It’s too good to forget