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    Lucifer stared at the ground in front of him to steady his steps, but as his eyes focused, he saw red splotches staining the carpet and spattering across the floor. His yellow eyes followed the trail of blood to the main stairwell, where Alastor was passed out halfway up the steps, a red pool seeping into the carpet around him.

    Man, that was a lot of blood. Lucifer wasn’t sure exactly how much blood humans had, but he knew it would make them pass out if they didn’t keep enough of it inside their fragile bodies–and that appeared to be Alastor’s state at the moment. Lucifer could even see the mangled hand steadily spurting blood with every feeble heartbeat.

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    Lucifer has been isolated for so long that he's developed a few quirks. He's not crazy! You're crazy! YA! No, wait, maybe he needs a little help keeping his shit together. But he's living with his daughter now so YAY! He just needs a good reason to smite the stupid asshole daughter stealing deer. He's going to keep both his eyeballs on the tricky bastard and that means dragging him down to Wrath to crash Satan's hunting party. What do you mean sinners can't travel the rings? All you need is a passport, duh? It's not his fault that no one has petitioned for a passport since Papyrus. If...just IF... he tosses a sneaky clause into the application... well... Char will be happy! Right? RIGHT! Let's do this!?
    Be prepared for SO MUCH FLUFF! AS FLUFFY AS ALASTOR'S EARS! SO! MUCH! FLUFF! All the sugar-sweet tooth-rotting fluff you heathens can stand. There will be cuddles, snuggles, and because it's Alastor, nibbles. Lucifer is going to punish the heckin' heck out of our favorite deer, by making him a cuddle buddy! There will be semi-sentient rubber ducks and they're BFFS with Alastor's Shadow. Chaos!!! Because what is deerducky without some chaos and a warm bubble bath?

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    The king opened his mouth, gaping like a fish out of water. “Did we-“

    “No.” Alastor denied quickly, tugging his curls away from his face. “Certainly not.”

    “What did we-“ Lucifer stuttered over his words, a look of downright horror marring his face. “Oh, fuck, we did.”

     

    Lucifer, Charlie, and Alastor go on a brief (family?) trip around the seven rings, touring hotels to research and curate the best experience for the sinners reaching out for redemption. Mostly, it’s just an excuse for Charlie to see her aunts and uncles, so she doesn’t really take into account that she shouldn’t leave her father and her hotelier tipsy together, in a hotel lobby, with a chapel downstairs.

     

    OR; married in vegas baby!

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    After the battle against Heaven, Lucifer and Alastor must learn to co-exist within the Hazbin Hotel.

    However, their animosity towards each other is slowly called into question after one particular night of angelic healing to ensure the Radio Demon’s survival.

    Since then, the prideful pair can’t seem to escape one another’s orbit - so much so that they begin to tolerate each other.. possibly even indulge in the other.

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