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"What." He whispers, angrily.
"Can I just have a pen?" The tardy boy asks.
"No. Don't see why I should give you one, Stan."
"I don't see why you shouldn't, now stop being a little bitch and give me one… please?" Stan asks again.
"Could you just fuck off?" Kyle seethes.
"I could if you gave me a damn pen."
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Liane is dead, the boys' friendship has fallen apart but everything is fine... Except for the fact that there's now a serial killer going around, picking people off one by one. The deaths get too emotionally heavy, and while both trying to figure out who's doing this, since the cops are clearly not trying hard enough, Stan and Kyle join forces again, begrudgingly. Did they mention that everything is the others' fault? Because it is.
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a south park serial killer au where no one is ever knowing whats happening. kyle and stan centric, switching chapter povs.
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His eyes are wide, curly hair having stop rustling around as he froze in place. The black haired boy freezes with him, and after a second, their eyes lock, terrified.
A crimson encasing almost everything around them; including themselves. Tears pluck at their eyes, which are still staring into each other.
The black haired boy moves first, vocal cords speaking up with a voice, shaky and scared, like a cat stuck in a tree or children
when they see something they shouldn't have between their parents. The words lingered between the two by the end of the boy's sentence."Kyle... We need to get rid of the evidence."
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Kyle and Stan are enemies and hate eachother, but their hatred together is put on hold when they get a strange repeative caller who wont leave either of them alone.
orenemies to lovers style
fastest slow burn ever, probably, maybe, imnot sure yet. ill add more tags as we go and i may have smut in it i havent decided yet
𝗶 𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀, 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗼𝗻𝗲 -
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"Shit..." Kyle breathed.
"What? What is it?" Kenny asked, getting slightly excited, which was not helping.
"I thought the damned bastard was sick, Kenny!" Kyle turned his head to Kenny.
"Hey, hey, hey. That's what I heard, and I also heard Stan Marsh recovers quickly." Kenny said, lifting his hands up.
"Fuck dude." Kyle sighed. One of the reasons Kyle did agree to come to a party, or, more specifically this one, was because he heard his ex-super-best-friend was sick and couldn't come, and after avoiding most parties, other then the small-scale ones Kenny held at Stark's Pond along with a bond fire and some drinks with a guest list concluding of only close friends, Kyle finally thought he should try to come to a big one. So much for trying to break out of his comfort zone.
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Kyle Broflovski hates Stanly Marsh because he told all his damn secrets, and is pissed that he has to share a space with him... until he wants to
i made this while ao3 was down and didnt have any fics downloaded so its like... really bad. i swear my writing isnt THIS bad (i think), it was like a 3 hour endeavour with only one draft so im so sorry
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It was suppose to be a nice senior trip to New York City.
One last time together as a class, with their friends, with each other.
One last time to say what they truly felt.
But of course, someone had to mess it all up.
“You fucking fatass! This is all your fucking fault!”
“Shut up, jew!”
“Msthfppnnpd! Wmgttrnn!”
Kyle and Cartman both snap their heads, “What?!”
“Slow down, Kenny! What did you say?” Stan asks.
Kenny rips off his hoodie and his scarf, visible beads of sweat trickling down his face, “It’s the fucking NYPD! We gotta run, NOW!”
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This was what Saturday’s were for—competitive beer pong. They had a big hand-written House Rules poster stuck up on the wall that they sometimes added to. The most recent addition was written four years ago, in big bold marker, WINNERS DARE LOSERS, NO BACKING OUT. And no one ever has. In all four years that the rule has been enacted so far, not a single person has denied a dare, no matter how insane or dangerous. The list went on; vandalism, shoplifting, stealing traffic signs, slashing tires. Sure, not every dare was insane. But, about eight times out of ten, they were doing something a little less than legal.
“Understandably, Stan’s and Kyle’s futures seem the brightest of all. They’ll get out of South Park, that’s for sure. I think they’ll go to college together.”
In which Matt and Trey were right but Stan and Kyle are running a little behind schedule.i made a playlist on spotify to listen to while reading!
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- Part 1 of best buds
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12 Dec 2025
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i just realized i didn’t have this absolute BANGER bookmarked
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Craig Tucker, the most wicked of all witches, is finally captured by the Grand Witch Council.
His punishment for all his crimes: becoming the familiar of Tweek Tweak, the weakest witch of them all. -
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An ultimatum and one drunken night was all it took for the ‘Super Best Friends’ relationship to crumble apart. Feelings grow, and even after 7 years of pining, Stan will keep denying the truth until it breaks him.
Their friends can only pull at their own hair so much at the absurdity of this situation. The two just needed a push to rekindle what they’ve lost, but it’s proving to be difficult.
AKA; Stan and Kyle's friends try to get the two together again and it goes wrong.
"I am seriously! You guys can't help but make goo-goo eyes from afar and can't just apologize. I might as well shove you both in the closet and have you guys fuck the apology out of each other."
Stan rolls his eyes at Cartman, glancing over at that bright green ushanka hat in the distance, and his heart began to race. Ever since Wendy broke up with him, she helped him realize the root of all their problems. Stan never truly did love Wendy, his heart yearned for someone else, someone that would probably never be his despite his unwillingness to admit it.
Stan shakes his head softly, denying the feelings bubbling inside, "He's not looking at me, Cartman. Face it, our friendship was ruined a long time ago."
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It has been a long since Kyle accepted he would never get to mate. That's why, when Stan started courting him, he thought he was just being nice, not that he was head over heels in love with him.