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"It is about an ex-flame."
Did Harry cast an incendio on him? Because he was the one burning when Harry mentioned the ex-flame but he digressed, "If it made you react that way, I want to hear about it."
"I was bored today evening, Ron and Hermione were out on a date so I went down to the Chamber of Secrets."
What the fuck. Wait, Tom needed to rephrase that, What the fuck.
"When I was in my second year, I met this boy," Harry began slowly, "he was sixteen and we were very similar, orphans, by-products of wars, outcasts to the wizarding world, halfbloods, raised by muggles"
Tom wanted a refund on his prior statement; he did not want to know how this insipid teenager broke his Harry's heart.
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After reuniting his horcruxes, Tom goes to a muggle pub to test if it really changed anything only to meet Harry Potter. After faking his identity and falling in love with Harry in the same night, he knows he can't settle for anything less than having the Boy-Who-Lived thoroughly to himself.
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- Part 4 of Why'd you only call me when you're high?
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30 Dec 2025
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Between Fourth and Fifth year, Sirius visits Harry one night to help him run away.
Nine years later, Harry's living in the Muggle World and working as an escort under an assumed name. He's about to meet his all-time favorite client, unware that he's the godfather Harry lost touch with all those years ago.
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30 Dec 2025
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All Harry ever wanted was someone to be all about him not because he’s The Boy Who Lived but because they care about him.
He wants to be someone’s number one.
Unbeknownst to Harry he’s gonna get that very soon. Harry’s loyalist is ready to throw a match in everyone’s plans and watch it burn he’s more than willing to protect his pup at any cost.
And it’s gonna throw everyone’s plans into chaos those blatantly against him and those with hidden sinister intentions.
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- Part 1 of New Rules & You Maniac
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30 Dec 2025
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Harry feels trapped by the unwanted fame he received after the war. Everyone has an expectation of who he is before they meet him, and they all want a piece of the famous Harry Potter. Feeling unable to connect to anyone and imprisoned in the life of someone he doesn’t recognise as himself, Harry turns to Ron and Hermione who set him up on an anonymous dating site and helps him find a place to escape. Free from all the expectations placed on him Harry starts to heal, and the anonymous man he meets on the dating site shows him love might not be as impossible as he’d feared.
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23 Dec 2025
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Harry doesn't really believe in things like Christmas cheer or requited love. When Draco takes it upon himself to give Harry an advent calendar though, he slowly starts to think he might have both.
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23 Dec 2025