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    Snapshots of the lives of seven immortal people trying to find their place in the world.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    r/NonTradMarriage

    u/tunameltbreathe

    My [A] husband's [B] scent is words and lots of love for me.

    this is a bragging post because someone asked me about this.

    my husband has always been very sweet. he is a beta with beta parents, so he has no clue how alphas and omegas are. we have gone through rough patches, of course, but not all of those are related to our secondary gender. sometimes i am asshole, or he is asshole, or we are both asshole. is life.

    Five times Ilya learns about love from Shane (+ one time Shane learns about love from Ilya)

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    19 Feb 2026

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    I mean she doesn’t at least not **legally**, but definitely emotionally. But when you are getting most of your gossip out of the mouth of babes some things get lost in translation. One outsider’s perspective on how they assumed their child’s classmate had three fathers for most of the school year.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Hockey is a rough sport. Everyone knows that. You go down, you get back up. That’s the game. When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.

    Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane’s relationship first—and decide that instead of letting their captain move to fucking Ottawa, they’ll just kidnap his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    When he was seven years old, Shane Hollander was briefly lost at an airport. Luckily, the kindness of a stranger ensured he made it back to his parents safely, putting an end to a terrifying three hours for the Hollanders. It takes twenty years (and one heated rivalry) for Shane to learn the name of his rescuer. It takes twenty years for Ilya to learn his wish had already come true.

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    17 Feb 2026