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    Ilya took his face in his hands and smacked a kiss onto his cheek, making Shane laugh, which was probably the desired effect.

    Harris left with his photos a few moments later, promising Ilya that they’d be seeing them all on the official Centaurs account soon.

    “You should make caption, ‘Thank you, Montreal,’” Ilya called after him. “Tag the fuckers too!”

    or, shane scores his first goal as a centaur, ilya is a very proud husband.

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    “Ilya,” he whispers. “I want this. I want to know when you’re hurting and when things are hard, because I want you. I want you when you’re sad, and lonely, and messy-“

    “-you hate mess,” Ilya teases, drawing a hard-earned smile out of Shane.

    “But I love you.

     

    (Or the argument in The Long Game, rewritten.)

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    “Game is over,” he says. “You won. I lost. I was annoying. Normal.”

    “That’s not—” Shane starts, then stops, because he actually doesn't know how to finish that thought without sounding like an idiot. His jaw works, teeth grinding together.

    That's not what I meant. That's not the point. You said I was boring and you were right and I need you to say it again so I know where I stand, so I know what you think of me, so I can stop waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    He settles for: “You were kind of an asshole.”

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    “You ask me question with your sad eyebrows, I give you answer. Very reasonable answer. Thermodynamics, no?”

    “That's just not what thermodynamics is.”

    “Is Ilya dynamics, then. Sit still and no complaints, then we will discuss other activities. Goodbye.

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    Shane gets called ‘boring.’ Ilya makes it worse by playing along. Shane tries to pretend it's fine. Ilya calls his bluff.

    Cue in a fight, a stubborn silence, a slammed door that never closes, and a tiny, broken sound that changes everything.


    “You say you’re boring, fine. You can be boring for the whole damn world. I’ll still kiss you senseless and drag you home after every game. I’ll still make you moan loud enough to shake the walls. None of that changes.”

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    In a move that shocks the hockey world, Shane Hollander ends up signing to the Centaurs at the same time as Ilya Rozanov. Not only do they have years of rivalry behind them, but they've also shared a night neither of them can forget.

     
    Or, a soulmate AU where their soulmarks grow stronger as their bond grows.

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