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    To satisfy Nile’s curiosity and make her part of the family, Joe tells her the full story of how Nicolò di Genova and Yusuf Al-Kaysani became "NickyandJoe". From Jerusalem to Malta and back again. And Nile doesn’t want the PG version.

    It’s a story that has been told in this fandom a thousand times before, but deserves to be told a thousand times more.

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    15 Nov 2020

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    Joe is the new immortal not Nile, and Nicky is the one sent to go find him.

    Based on a fic prompt!

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    26 Oct 2020

  3. Rec *

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    Before anyone reports this post, I got this AMA authorised by posting proof to a mod, so there.

    Hi, Reddit! I’m no-one special, but about 6 months ago, I moved into a flat above a cafe next door to a bookshop, and my life has never been the same since, because the man who runs the bookshop is some sort of ageless (mostly) benevolent eldritch being. By all accounts, he hasn’t aged a day since at least 1944, sometimes he seems to have just too many eyes, and I once saw him turn water into wine (a nice rosé). His coworker / best friend / boyfriend / shadow entity is also definitely some kind of cryptid, but despite trying harder to be a bastard, he’s somehow less successful at it.

    So, if you have any questions about what it’s like to live next door to an eternal bastard man, AMA!

    Or, a cryptid bastard man haunts Reddit, trying to find out how to ask out his crush of the past 6,000 years and getting downvoted to literal oblivion. Just normal stuff on the world wide web.

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    03 Jul 2020

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    Detective Inspector Greg Lestrade has always known that his job came with the risk of danger; he was prepared for knives, guns, and belligerent drunks, but he never saw being taken hostage by violent members of a Mexican drug cartel coming. His only hope of being saved is that one of his closest friends is a consulting detective and another is the "minor" wizard-behind-the-machine, Mycroft Holmes. If "friend" is really the right word for what Mycroft is to him...God, he'd like to live to find out.

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    07 Jun 2020

  5. Rec *

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    My fic for the Radiance Anthology. An unexpected encounter between a victim and a murderer. A study of how Will is totally changed, yet exactly the same.

    Her breath caught in her throat as she asked, “Are you a serial killer?”

    “By definition.” He was entirely relaxed, as if he didn’t find anything about this situation unusual.

    “What other way is there?”

    One corner of his mouth turned up as he gave a barely perceptible shrug. “That’s for the psychiatrists to sort out, I suppose.”

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    08 May 2020