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1. What a Bunch of Fuck-ups, To Bad They're Mine by sleepy_remy

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M
   • Work in Progress

   30 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Chase | Track Star & Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man & Shroud | Elliot Connors
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man & Z-Team
   • Blonde Blazer | Mandy/Invisigal | Courtney (Dispatch)
   • Beef the Dog & Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Waterboy (Dispatch)
   • Sonar (Dispatch)
   • Invisigal | Courtney (Dispatch)
   • Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch)
   • Chase | Track Star (Dispatch)
   • Flambae | Chad (Dispatch)
   • Shroud | Elliot Connors
   • Coupé | Janelle (Dispatch)
   • Punch Up (Dispatch)
   • Prism (Dispatch)
   • Golem | Bruno (Dispatch)
   • Phenomaman (Dispatch)
   • Toxic (Dispatch)
   • Malevola (Dispatch)
   • Beef the Dog (Dispatch)
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Needs a Hug
   • Alternate Universe - No One Gets Cut From The Z-Team (Dispatch)
   • Disabled Character
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Has Chronic Pain
   • Graphic Description
   • Good Dog Beef the Dog (Dispatch)
   • Bad Parent Robert "Robbie" Robertson | Astral Mecha Man
   • Shroud | Elliot Connors is Robert Robertson | Mecha Man's Parent
   • well he might as well be
   • Sexual Harassment
   • Blonde Blazer | Mandy and Invisigal | Courtney are Roommates (Dispatch)
   • Invisigal | Courtney will be held accountable
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Depressed Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
   • Eating Disorders

   Summary

   Robert Robertson lll has always been told to live up to his family legacy, that it was his job to do so. To pay back all that was given to him.

   When he fucks up and gets himself blasted onto his ass, he's faced with the fact he failed the only thing he was raised to do. He's less than willing to wake up in the mornings whenever a blonde hero comes to aid him, giving him a chance to do the one thing he thinks himself good at.

   Unfortunately, to get to that he has to work with a bunch of villains who are more than childish. feeling the gray hairs coming from a mile away, he takes it with stride and is determined to help this group of fuck-ups. HIS fuck-ups.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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