Why can't I have both?
Sometimes your obsessions whisper at you, "Psst, what if I put x character into y fandom." And then you awful people write it and post it to AO3 and it's weird but it works somehow.
This is my guilty pleasure stash of my favourite crossover fanfiction.
(Open, Moderated)
Recent works
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Road to Nowhere by Aerugonian
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto
20 Dec 2025
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Hitoshi knows there's something wrong with himself before he's even old enough to have a sense of self. He looks at his reflection and knows that the infant looking back at him isn't what he should be seeing.
His dreams are a maelstrom of grief and fear, his mind overwhelmed with a lifetime of emotions his brain isn't developed enough to comprehend. There's an ingrained instinct blaring that everything is wrong wrong wrong.
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In which Hatake Kakashi is reincarnated as Shinsou Hitoshi, and he wants nothing to do with this world's so-called "heroes."
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- Part 1 of Road to Nowhere-verse
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If You Give a Bat a Burger by Cielle_Noire
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
09 Nov 2025
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Strange things are going on in Gotham: A series of crimes linked only by a sentence uttered. A drug that no one seems to be selling, but lots of people are taking. An old enemy reborn, or someone pretending to be him. Graffiti that can't be photographed by normal means. Bartenders disappearing without a trace. John Constantine is also there.
Danny wants nothing to do with any of it. He just wants to sell burgers and survive. Actually, he'd like to go home again, but since that isn't possible, he'll stick with burgers.
Gotham's vigilante's have other plans.
This is why Danny doesn't do favors.
Series
- Part 1 of Batburger AU
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helping the world via murder, a guide by your local reformed terrorist by RK7200
Fandoms: Naruto, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
14 Oct 2025
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Cursed spirits are usually born knowing what they were supposed to do, apparently.
"Apparently" is pretty dubious because Obito was not exactly born but more like spat out of death's stomach with absolutely no idea of what to do next.
On the upside (more like downside) there's a Kakashi-look alike with a god complex and Obito really wants to fist fight god.
or:
There's a new curse that Gojo Satoru has the perfect conspiracy theory for. (To be fair, no one takes interdimensional ninja into account.)
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To Murder a God by scripturiented
Fandoms: 어느날 공주가 되어버렸다 | Who Made Me A Princess (Webcomic), 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
02 Sep 2025
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Cale finishes the rest of his lemon tea. “Do we have whiskey?”
“We’re sixteen,” Athanasia reminds them, her voice dull with exhaustion. She still has her head on the table.
“Wrong." Cale waves a dismissive hand. “Nobody here is sixteen.”
Wordlessly, Lucas starts a summon, and the nearest vintage bottle zooms toward them from who knows where. Athanasia gives no more protests.
“Bottoms up.”
Or, alternatively: Cale Henituse, the tragedy of two too many forced transmigrations, and his plan for deicide.
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Family Leave by DeadInYourArea
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Constantine (Comic), DCU, Batman - All Media Types
27 Aug 2025
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He knows he can leave his kids unsupervised in his house. He's done it before. And sure, he has a lot of unexplained incredibly powerful objects just lying about. But his kids aren't stupid. One of em's even in his twenties.
Not to say they aren't dumb. They're definitely dumb. They're just not stupid. They'll be able to handle themselves.... ?
Nevermind. He's not leaving the house unless the dimensions are colliding. Fuck Gotham, fuck Batman, and fuck the League. No way.
Shit. It's mandatory.
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- Part 2 of Dc / Phantom Oneshots
Recent bookmarks
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Eating Its Tail by Lewascan2
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, 崩坏3rd | Honkai Impact 3rd (Video Game)
01 Sep 2023
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Infinity.
[inˈfinədē]
(Noun)
The state or quality of being infinite.Or in which a wrinkle in Imaginary Space results in Mobius successfully escaping the Elysium Realm with the help of Pink Space Jesus... only to soon land herself in another branch of the Imaginary Tree entirely.
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I took Toph and threw her in Naruto.
Passing away after a long, fulfilling life, Toph was content to leave things be.
Her children grown, her grandchildren well on their way, her students had passed on her teachings, and she had even managed to get twinkle toes to grow a backbone.It was a good life...Too bad it's not over.
With a whole new world to explore, Toph is determined to escape the confines of her new family and avoid the notice of the village.
...Right after finding her missing clan members and stopping a mass murder. She's not about to let that pass while she's here.
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shine with all you have by SenMiz
Fandoms: Katekyou Hitman Reborn!, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
08 Feb 2023
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Sasagawa Sakura thought she would live an ordinary, civilian life until Sawada Tsunayoshi started being... well, less of a Dame.
Or, how a handful of middle schoolers grew up to become mafia leaders, criminals, hitmen, and underworld hotshots.
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he's a killer queen, sunflower, guillotine by hoye
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2022
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He has to be the weirdest Hufflepuff Harry’s ever seen.
Scratch that, he’s the weirdest Hufflepuff Hogwarts has ever seen.(One thing everyone could agree on: NEVER call Edward Elric short.)