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In which the next generation of Hogwarts students gives Evelyn a headache, Fred and George catch a heaping dose of ambition and a nasty strain of the flu, magical mysteries serve as excellent distractions from social tensions, Hogwarts' House Elves all have a crush on Evelyn, Padfoot engages in some questionable flirting, dowsing rods are actually good for something, and the Giant Squid gets several snacks.
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- Part 2 of The Book of Nimue
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Hermione Granger has faced many things in her life: the Dark Lord, his murderous minions, trolls, dragons, and every other disaster that followed seemed to follow Harry Potter everywhere he went. But when it comes to facing her own emotions...
It’s been five years since the war, and everyone seems to have moved on except Hermione. Her career has stalled, her social life is slipping, and her romantic life is completely nonexistent. After cycling through mindhealers, she finally lands one who gives her an unexpected challenge: make a list of every goal she’s struggled with and complete them all before the end of the year.
Enter Draco Malfoy, who has finally pieced his life back together with a job in the Auror Department and a full pardon from the Wizengamot. Despite being back in society’s good graces, the war still lingers at the edges of his conscience. After accidentally overhearing Hermione’s latest therapy session—and for reasons he refuses to elaborate on—he decides to make it his personal mission to help her get through the list before the end of the year.
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Lost Memories by 7_Horizon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
18 Dec 2025
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A ninjago×harry Potter crossover idea that i had in my head for a while, beginning at year 2
--Lloyd, that was his name.
...at least one thing he knew since he couldn't remember anything.
Which was a problem...and what was up with his legal guardian ?
Also, remind him why he accepted to go to school ? After reflexion, he was better at St.Mungos, thank you very much ! -
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A Dramione Creature Text Fic!
Dr. Hermione Granger gets a strange case in the middle of the night from a desperate man with unlimited funds. Will she be able to diagnose and cure Draco Malfoy of his affliction? Or are these late night texts nothing but a dead end…
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“Fucking Potter,” Draco mutters as he cast three Cleaning spells back to back to get rid of the resin, but the smell is still there as he follows the faint light of the wand which should have lead Draco to Potter’s location.
Draco needs to find a recluse Potter.
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- Part 27 of Trope November 2025
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Draco Malfoy finds out that Harry Potter is secretly (somehow) still a virgin and Draco doesn't want anything to do with it. But Harry can't stop thinking about him so after a lot of convincing and some scheming Harry FINALLY loses his virginity and Draco gets in way over his head.
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What if Harry got expelled at the end of 5th year because the British Ministry of Magic did not want to believe Voldemort was back even though they saw him in person? Well maybe Harry would move to America, fall in love with a cowboy, and become a badass.
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- Part 11 of MusicalSurge One-Shots
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Metallica à Poudlard: Une histoire de rock et de magie ? by Darkomillefeuille
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Metallica
20 Sep 2025
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Harry, Ron et Hermione rencontrent Dave Mustaine, James Hetfield, Cliff Burton, Kirk Hammett et Lars Ulrich, des étudiants américains fans de métal! ;)
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Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts for a so-called Eighth Year, yearning for routine and predictability. Unfortunately, a certain blond wizard with a guitar seems intent on disturbing her hard-won peace.
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It’s a new year at Hogwarts School For Witchcraft and Wizardry, and Harry Potter wants to make it a good one.
It starts off… weird, but his new friendship with Neville Longbottom seems to be helping. Maybe a bit too well.
(Basically a rewrite of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix but the death eater didn’t attack them in the beginning and I also made it better) -
Draco Malfoy vs The Great Outdoors by nicolawritesdrh
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Sep 2024
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When Draco Malfoy accidentally takes hold of Hermione's portkey, he finds himself whisked away to a remote island, where he must now survive for the weekend with no house elves, no bathroom, and no magic.
Worst of all, there is only one swag.
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Eat Your Death, Draco by sillywives for venomousbarbie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jun 2024
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Draco's first dinner with the Death Eaters isn't what he expected.
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Ft: Draco Malfoy) by sailortzu
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Apr 2024
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What if Draco were to meet Harry again on the Hogwarts Express?
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Quid-ditch Dates by GreenInk_RedLetters for charingfae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Mar 2024
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"Your date is thirsty, Macmillan." Malfoy was smirking over his glass. "You should refill her glass."
Ernie glanced over, face a bit pink. "Oh, sorry." He handed Hermione his own untouched flute, taking hers and standing to refill the empty one.
"What the hell are you doing?" She hissed.
The blond looked far too relaxed with a hand in his pocket. "I do believe I'm about to enjoy a game, Granger."In which Hermione Granger goes on a date to a Quidditch game with one man and leaves with another. A oneshot with fluff, angst, pining, and pure fun.
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- Part 1 of Quidditch Quickies
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Harry's third year retold by Drarry inspiration (few scenes). Read only if you watched the third Harry Potter movie, The Prisoner of Azkaban.
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Draco Malfoy discovered memes and had decided to bless his girlfriend and best mates with the whole new world he 'discovered'.
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Harry runs away from the basilisk and meets some certain Slytherins in the corridors.
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Harry Potter ve Yılanların Yuvası by sixmoonsago for anonymousmagpie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2022
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Dursley'lerle on yıllık sefaletten sonra, Harry Potter sihri olduğunu öğrenir. Ancak bu hikayede bu bir sürpriz değil - tek sürpriz onun gibi başkalarının olması. Büyücülük dünyasının kurtarıcısı olan ikiz kardeşi Julian Potter dahil.
Bu tanıdığınızı sandığınız Harry değil.
anonymousmagpie tarafından yazılan "Harry Potter and the Den of Snakes"in çevirisi
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- Part 1 of İstihza ve Slytherin
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Život po Azkabanu není žádný med. O tom ví svoje i Lucius Malfoy, vyvrhel společnosti a stigmatizovaný smrtijed. Je třeba každý den přinášet oběti, aby si usnadnil vlastní existenci. A i kdyby jeho život visel na vlásku, nikdo by mu nepomohl. Proto mu nezbývá nic jiného, než spolknout hrdost a oslovit Harryho Pottera, když taková situace nastane. Potter je totiž nejspíš jediný, kdo se k němu neotočí zády.
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Hermione went camping every summer with her parents when she was younger.
Draco has never been camping.
This is going to be a… fun weekend.