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    She does not want the Royals there, almost as much as they do not want to be there. But there they are, standing tall in their best Dersite purples, vibrant eyes watching the Carapacian audience, their people as much as hers.

    She out-ranks them all, on paper. In practice, however, it seems that her panel of eternal idiots do as they please.

    When the Queen speaks, her words are direct and her message is clear: in one week, no sooner, no later, and for precisely twenty-four hours, Derse will play host to a small cadre of Prospitian dignitaries - the White Queen and her Royal court.

    The Kingdom of Derse is isolated from the rest of the Incipisphere, or at least it is for those who can't find a way to make contact with the Kingdom of Prospit. But there are ways, and there are loopholes to every law. When the Prospitian delegates arrive a week after the Black Queen's announcement, as impossible as it seems, one of them is missing.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    10
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    3
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    When the gods of creation have disapeared without a trace, how does the universe cope?

    The answer;

    REBOUND.

    Language:
    English
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    1,550
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    8
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    Basically just the cast of PMMM playing Sburb with a little bit of influence from a certain first guardian.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    1
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    116
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    A story in which…the author takes a katana to every teenage dystopian universe and makes a fuckity little jigsaw puzzle with the pieces.
    A story in which…the author takes Homestuck characters and throws them into that fucked up jigsaw and play’s dolls with them on her hardwood floors, knees aching, lips twitching with whispered dialogue and cruel laughter.
    A story in which…a distant war killed off most of the population, destroyed big city centers, and left an infestation of radioactive areas and ravaging mutants. Still, what remains of Seattle stands strong under the governing fist of The Assembly, just ignore the turbulent weather, mutant attacks, and raging inequity within the system. Now enters the unluckiest guy you’ve ever fucking met, orphaned and short, what’s the next bad thing to happen to him? Take your pick; there’s endless possibilities.

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    16,544
    Chapters:
    4/21
    Comments:
    9
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    106
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    The former Black Queen, now one of the Exiles working to rebuild Earth, reminisces about the past and ponders why this session (and this incarnation of her) is so different.

    (Read after Act 2: Chapter 3)

    Series
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    1,134
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    27
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    When an Exile is revealed as an imposter, Spades Slick (now known as the Scorned Soldier) will do his Queen's bidding. But who are these mysterious Red Carapaceans? And what is their agenda?

    This work is meant to be read after Act 1 of my series Sburb².

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,359
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    38
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    A bunch of inflation fics imported over from my blog, @Junetheballoon on Tumblr. Enjoy!

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    6,329
    Chapters:
    32/32
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
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    1
    Hits:
    992
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    I genuinely cannot summarize this plot. I'm sorry. It's just too big, and long, and complicated. So all I'm gonna say is, uh, imagine a loose retread of Homestuck, but with elements from Evangelion, and the cast consists of original characters, one of which is just DIO BRANDO but teenage girl. Sounds good? No? Okay, fine, I'll do a little more.

    Seven months after the events of Romance Tendency, TC Strider final returns from his Celestialsapien prison. The world has changed, but not by much. That is, if you consider a potential vampiric serial killer on the loose as not much. That's right. Chara Brady--now CHARA BRANDO--has rejected her humanity, as well as her surname and lowercase letters, apparently. And the only thing on her mind is bloodlust. With a cool and new video game that's somehow still in its prototype stage three months away from release becoming a tempting weapon for her, could the only way for TC and friends to save the world be to end it?

    Is that good? I don't wanna get too deep into the plot, in part because there's too much, but also because there's not much to discuss that isn't a spoiler. But at the same time, this summary feels too vague? Eh, to Hell with it.

    Series
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    English
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    129,361
    Chapters:
    206/206
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    728
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    Dave Strider is an assassin with the useful ability to loop time when he dies. It makes a lot of things trivial. His most recent job, however, is giving him some issues.

    Language:
    English
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    8,750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    209
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    In a world where Carapacians are divided into Alphas, soldiers for the war against Prospit, and omegas, gestating vessels in an industrial production line, Jack Noir is spawned against expectation as an Omega. The Draconian Dignitary is forced to take Jack’s would-be role as Deputy Alpha. But what’ll happen if Jack Noir and the Draconian Deputy become too close for Black Queen Alpha’s comfort?

    Series
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    English
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    1,968
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
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    139
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    Jack Noir gets fucked so hard he pukes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,241
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    618
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    Snowman was a simple woman, with simple desires.

    She simply yearned for the destruction of all things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,452
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    59
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    The Black Queen becomes Snowman.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    39
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    January 5th, 2024: "coming apart at the seams and/or teasing + jane"

    Hope you enjoy! Let me know what you think!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,272
    Chapters:
    52/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    6,550
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    [This is a remake of The Night Where The Void Takes Place, because I do not like it.]

    Twelve trolls of different ages, plays a game. But it seems it won’t be the only thing that matters.

    Language:
    English
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    25,275
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    1
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    4
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    Twelve [?] trolls play a game, which will definitely not be empty and dead.

    But let’s see what the trolls’ perspectives were during Lorien Amaris.
    Act I - A World Doomed From the start.
    Chapter 1-6
    Act II - Manipulator of Heart.
    Chapter 7-15
    Intermission : Midnight
    Chapter 16-25
    Act III - Ruins and Iodine
    Chapter 26-36
    Act IV - The Sylph
    Chapter 37-???

    Series
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    English
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    81,018
    Chapters:
    43/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    Dealing with the consequences of a coup d'état gone awry, Jack Noir (B1) slogs through what seems to be a hellscape built personally for him.

    Language:
    English
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    3,113
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    1
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    87
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    Lorien Amaris, a Dreamer who woke up on Derse and couldn’t wake up afterwards. After a while of being alone, a Carapacian by the name of which I can’t disclose yet is the replacement for a guardian.

    So basically, a hundred words later, carapacian dads.

    Series
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    English
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    34,397
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    4
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    115
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    Клип на песню "Я не хочу домой" группы "Сплин".
    Видеоряд взят из вебкомикса "Homestuck" Эндрю Хасси.
    Материальной выгоды не извлекаю.

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    Русский
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    0
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    1/1
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    A Dersite Guard tells of the events that lead to the end of the Skaian War, of how Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido eventually bring the Royalty to their knees, and of his own involvement in a conspiracy spanning all of paradox space.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,291
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    647

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