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THIS IS A COMPILATION OF EPISODES OF WRITTEN SCRIPT! This was originally released on the Inside Job; After Hours tumblr blog in 2023 in PDF form in proper formatting, so if reading a script in A03 font hurts you as much as it does me, i suggest you go there!
Ten years ago, a decision was made to bring Reagan and Ron and their infant daughter back from Appleton, during a state of emergency for Cognito. Ten years ago, Reagan Ridley went missing without a trace. After a decade of running Cognito without it's rightful leader, its main administration team are just about getting by. When their status quo changes yet again, can they all adapt fast enough to make the decisions that count?
Hello hello! If you were on Inside Job twitter during 2023-2024, you might remember IJ;AH! I've decided to compile my rage-fuelled, 400 page long script on A03 for new readers, out of nostalgia for a series I love in the face of the anniversary of it's cancellation! Enjoy!
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- Part 2 of Inside Job; After Hours
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Sharing Is Caring (But This Office Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us) by FuzzyFeatherr
Fandoms: Inside Job (Cartoon 2021)
30 Nov 2025
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If there was an award for solving problems by creating a new one, Reagan would have a shelf full of them by now.
After learning nothing from the Bryan-Bot situation, creating a clone of Brett seemed reasonable enough. Why confess your feelings if you can dodge the hard part by making a robot clone of who you love?
Things went fine. She solved her problem, and ended up with the real Brett anyways. But who said that would make things easier?
After three whole years, she came back. Those same high heels. Same dress that seemed to crush her from how tight it was. Same unmistakable black jacket.
It was her. Five feet and a half (approximately) of pure metal, wire, and feminine charm.
She couldn't be a menace if she was locked inside of Cognito Inc, under Reagan's watch. But she couldn't babysit a robot the whole time, she had better things to do with her life.Key word: she.
Someone else could.
Being trapped inside an office with a robot clone of Reagan didn't sound bad for Robo-Brett. But, to her? It sounded like hell with her own personal little devil.
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How a the Yes-man of CognitoINC attempts to tackle his best friends heartbreak in the most platonic 'I'm going to best friend you whether you like it or not!' tones, all whilst doing his best to not end up with his own heart broken
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You're Keeping Me Up, Each and Every Night by rancidmustardcheese
Fandoms: Inside Job (Cartoon 2021)
28 Nov 2025
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After some time of dating Reagan, you really want to finally share the first kiss between you two. The only problem is that you genuinely have no idea how to go about it. Meanwhile, Reagan does the absolute most to figure out what is wrong with you because she's scared to just ask what you want.
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brett's a full-time intimidator, ex-secretary, ex-ceo... his career is going downhill, but he doesn't seem to mind. he's quite confident about the whole thing, actually. him and his confidential, illegal relationship with his boss, reagan, seems to keep him happy. he's so confident, he doesn't beg for anyone's attention, anymore. it's a bad thing for him, but he doesn't know that yet. with nobody looking out for him... there's nobody around to save him.
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What if Netflix wasn’t moronic enough to cancel peak television just to fund another season of Big Mouth? In this “we-deserved-better” Post-Canon AU, Cognito Inc under Reagan's lead. It spirals into a new conspiracy crisis while Reagan tries to keep her sanity, Brett tries way too hard to impress her, and absolutely no one is emotionally stable enough to handle the fallout.
Main plot: A rogue algorithm starts manipulating global behavior patterns.
Subplot: Brett accidentally becomes the algorithm’s emotional guinea pig… and Reagan becomes the unwilling analyst of whatever the hell is going on in his chest.
Fair warning, some of the humor may be offensive, but look it's modeled after the show. I tried. DO NOT WITCH HUNT ME.😭
(Unrelated, but that one episode where Andre kept getting unintentional racism spewed at him in that 80's town RESONATED with me as someone who's Asian-American LMFAO)
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- Part 1 of Inside Job
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Os robes só podem estar me provocando.
Raegan reclamava consigo mesma no caminho para o subsolo, a mente cansada por não conseguir dormir, apesar de ter passado a noite morrendo de sono.
O Departamento de Conspirações estava como de costume, isto é, se o caos por trás da ordem mundial um dia puder ser considerado típico. -
Monday begins... and begins... and begins again by Maslonoe_Maslo
Fandoms: Inside Job (Cartoon 2021), Понедельник начинается в субботу - Стругацкие | Monday Begins on Saturday - A. & B. Strugatsky
10 Nov 2025
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Sometimes, even Time itself needs a day off. So, let it have a picnic on the roadside of reality, reliving a Saturday in the middle of a Monday. Or, a story about how Cognito Inc tried to save the world from happiness.
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Ron discovers a sad truth about Brett's birthdays.
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One day, The Gang is making some very personal, sex-related bets, and it just so happens that Reagan and Brett walk in at a... Very awkward moment.
That causes a weird tension to lay in the air for the rest of the week, until they decide to spend the night doing illegal (and legal) things at McUltra's, and suddenly the two are making out on a booth at the back of the bar.
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Tickletober Day Twenty-Six - Truth by Featherquillforhire
Fandoms: Inside Job (Cartoon 2021)
29 Oct 2025
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Reagan discovers Brett using the holographic chamber for some unusual activities after hours on a work night.
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Reagan pines for Staedtler
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He swallowed thickly, then the tip of his tongue flicked out, shyly kitten-licking the bulging head of the dildo. Reagan wasn’t proud of what she did next. Instead of stopping, putting the dildo down, and mind-erasing them both to forget this ever happened, she did the opposite. She tackled her intern to the ground, shoved him onto his knees, attached the dildo to her belt—ha, take that, Dad, who doesn’t need a magnetic belt now?—and ordered, “Suck.”
Reagan ruffled the ginger hair threaded between her fingers. Brett was tearing up, cheeks flushed bright red, his usually tidy hair a sweaty, unkempt mess. Strands fell into his face as his glazed, hazel eyes locked on hers, cherry-red lips stretched impossibly wide around the realistic silicone.
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Brett accidentally plays jumprope with Reagan’s last nerve after a bad week and pays for it with his throat.
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Kinktober 2025 Day 3- Threesome, Nipple Clamps, Alien Abduction
Brett was abducted by aliens and exposed to powerful pheremones. Luckily, Reagan and Ron don’t mind helping out.Series
- Part 3 of Kinktober 2025
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She’s just so... Tired... She never thought her job would leave her feeling this hollow.
Fictober 2025: Day One: “Just take my hand.”
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- Part 1 of Fictober 2025
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Inside Job fics/headcanons/etc from my tumblr!
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Después de un día caótico en Cognito Inc., Reagan Ridley y Brett Hand deciden tomarse un respiro fuera de la oficina. Con el sistema de control mental de Reagan fallando y Brett abrumado por un mar de informes, ambos buscan un cambio de escenario en una pequeña cafetería cercana.
Mientras disfrutan de un café en un ambiente tranquilo, la conversación entre ellos se torna más personal. Reagan abre su corazón sobre las presiones y expectativas que enfrenta en su trabajo, y Brett comparte sus propias inquietudes sobre sus sueños y el equilibrio entre su vida profesional y personal. A través de este intercambio, ambos descubren que su conexión va más allá de lo profesional, y empiezan a considerar una relación más profunda.
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After the events of episode 1, Reagan is stuck in the lab all night working. After working herself to exhaustion, Brett joins her and brings her to the roof to enjoy the early morning together.
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Grey Matter ~ Brett Hand x Reader by butterflyglasses
Fandoms: Inside Job (Cartoon 2021)
01 Sep 2025
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After returning to Cognito Inc. Y/n Scheimpough tries to ease into the background of the group until a co-worker catches her eye.