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    Damien LaVey can’t set things on fire or kill anyone for the next three week thanks to a bet with his dads. He’s going crazy and he needs a new outlet to release all his rage and angst.

    You offer a perfect substitution for arson and murder. ;)

    (Hint: it’s your body)

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    Sadie has a new coworker at her latest job, the fast food and entertainment company Simon Soups. His name is Calculester, and throughout the next 6 days, they will get to truly know each other. And they will have to survive the horrors that lie beneath this shady establishment together.

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    After fainting at a pep rally, Vicky and 15 of her closest acquaintances/crushes/classmates awaken in an unfamiliar school with no recollection of how they got there. To make matters worse Coach, in a monochrome bear costume, acting stranger than usual, shows up demanding they kill each other for the vague hope of escape.

    This will probably put a dent into any romantic escapades Vicky had in mind.

    [Includes some assets and art!]

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    The Color Crew has school and they need a group chat to talk! Let's see what ensues for them in chat/messaging form.

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    This a chat fic for the sillies because I have yet to see many monster prom fics where it's a chat fic. This is mostly Oz centered by the way!

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    Oz couldn’t believe this! They helped this guy and now he wants to beat them up!? That’s the last time he’ll be nice to that- that- that fiery bitch! If Oz sees him at school he’ll make sure to avoid him like the plague. It's not like the demon would actively seek them out, right?

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    Oz has a run-in with Damien before school starts causing Damien to be embarrassed about what happened and decides he hates the yellow-clad boy. Trouble starts for Oz as Damien tries to get petty revenge. Let’s see how this turns out :0 (I can't promise I'll update regularly, sorry) [Abandoned, rewriting]

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    A longer series I've started working on which will span at least four full entries, starting with the first term!

    Brian Yu helplessly tries to win over Vera, going off of unhelpful advice that friends of Vera give him. Vicky Schmidt isn't too concerned with getting a date for prom, but she accidentally creates a sentient computer, and they start to bond! Amira Rashid does whatever it takes to get with anyone she can, and that ends up being a princess of the Merkingdom, Miranda. And as Oz tries to forget his past as an ancient immortal deity, he bonds with Valerie. But of course, things can't stay nice for him, as he crosses paths with an old acquaintance: The Ruler of the Dark Realms, Z'Gord.

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    WARNING:This story has many triggering things, lots of cursing, lots of violence, and other things, I suggest not taking my warning in a light way as this story can go from calm to disturbing and dark at any second, the warnings from this chapter and on unfortunately shall not have a warning of what is present in the very chapter due to such an amount, if anything here is too much I suggest clicking off as I do not care enough for interactions on this book to not try and warn my readers. Thanks for taking the time to read the warning.

    An introduction to the clusterfuck I call a multiverse..

    Quin and their partners find themselves in a world of their very imagination, but all goes south after Quin escapes Nightmares shell, Nightmare somehow being dysphoria humanized, and finds out everything isn't so happy and bright in their imagination. Her very creations seem like they'll be her downfall, and everyone soon learns Quin isn't the only one in control anymore. Soon they shall find objects that can mess with the various universes, and thing's shall slowly worsen once again. Soon, time will tell whether this new and unpredictable multiverse will fall just like the previous ones.

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    It had been months since the Monster high and the Prom bet, an unforgettable week they would remember for the rest of their lived, but now a new challenge was approaching on the horizon: Monster Camp...

    and thanks to Polly, now a new bet. A new bet, a new level, and many hearts to win, but only one question remains: who will be able to bang the most people before the meteor shower?

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    Spooky Con is coming up, and with it, tons of new and old monsters to quite literally fuck around and find out about. Oh yeah, it's October again.

    Kinktober Prompt List by @lifeonthemurderism on tumblr

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    Oz has been around since before the Garden of Eden. Through the trek of time on Earth he has lived through many things both cruel and kind and all in-between. Yet now as a full-grown Embodiment of Fear he wishes to experience what a true romantic relationship is like. All his best friends have, including his childhood friend Zoe; but yet as his academic life at Spooky Academy continues, he still doesn't know who or what he wants in this sort of relationship.
    Yet his worries take a pause when the rival academy, Scary Academy's entire campus gets burned to the ground by the pyromaniac Prince of the Seventh Circle of Hell, Damien LaVey in an act of chaotic revenge fueled by the need to protect his homies.
    Now the two academies are forced to fuse until Scary Academy can get their campus back in order and it does NOT go well to put it lightly.
    Chaos ensues and trouble comes for Oz as usual, but instead of having to face it he is saved by a mysterious lycanthrope who carries him through it all. He has no idea who she is, or what she looks like; but one thing is certain...
    He had to know who she was; and his friends agree!

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    basically, Oz, Brian, Amira, Vicky, Liam, Damien, Calculester and Valerie all play DND (Valerie is DM, not that that's relevant for long.), and its Oz turn. he's played DND before, but not with such a large group. so, he freaks out. he leaves the room quietly, but his stealth is not as great as in the game, and a certain purple vampire finds him.

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    Amira realizes, after a disappointing 'date' night, that maybe she and the other Player Characters deserve to be treated a bit better, and that maybe their current love lives aren't attributing much to their happiness. I mean hell, they've been to constant proms, were rejected a countless number of times for menial, small things, and they've never once put their own interests above the interests of their crushes.

    It's time that they maybe look towards the future, think long-term, and figure out what they want to do for themselves. (The truth is that they barely saw a future for themselves outside of Spooky High). Because of this shift in goals, their love interests have to flip the tables to make it up to them. Take the time to learn about the monsters who poured their time and love into solving their problems, bringing comfort, and holding their hands through difficult times in their lives.

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    Or, the player characters feel tossed to the side in this endless cycle of pining for nothing, and now it's time their partners put in the effort in return. Maybe, just maybe, they'll walk away from it stronger than ever.

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    After the main four all recieve devastating breakups while asking their beloveds to the all-important Monster Prom, they find that the strongest bonds come from places you don't have to chase after, when you don't expect it at all.

    Inspired by an older fic on this site (I think I even started the fic a similar way... oops), but with a twist of Monster Camp romanceables added to the plot for funzies :3

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    Coach decides to switch up the cabin arrangements. Calculester is paired with Oz, who made a rather intruiging comment.

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    polly invites everyone, like, everyone, to her place for a graduation party. surely nothing could go wrong!

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    Calculester just wants his friends to be nice and his partner to be happy. No matter what he has to do to make them that way.

    Based on Monster Camp's Darkest Timeline Secret Ending. Massive spoilers for it.

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    You finally decided to muster up the courage to ask out the guy you’ve been pining for since you first got on the bus to this summer camp. You’ve spent all your time with Calculester and it’s only fair that he knows how you feel before the meteor shower, but things go significantly better than you could’ve hoped!

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    Sylvie M. Boogeymann was your typical monster; quiet save for the occasional quips, mostly one-note, only had about two or three bulletpoints for her character development. She kept it that way for a reason-- the less people knew about her, the scarier she seemed. Hell, even her face was hidden behind a creepy mask.

    All it took was one overconfident interaction with the Prince of Hell for her to go from specter to spectacle.

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    Vicky gives Calculester a hand during a late night in the lab.

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    Oz helps out Calculester with a special plant at his little greenhouse. What's the worse that could happen?

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