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the deadly pursuit of valerie jacobs by yeehawwife
Fandoms: American Psycho (2000), American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
09 Dec 2025
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this was inspired by a song titled 'The Deadly Pursuit of Annie Benson' by Jake Hardman. it got sent to me by one of my best friends and he and i had a brain link and here we are :D!
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- 1,374
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- 1/1
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- 5
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you bait men? by radio_ghost_cooks
Fandoms: American Psycho (2000), American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
06 Dec 2025
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You're one of the best chefs at Dorsia, and Bateman and co have come for dinner. You wind up going to his place for drinks. Much to his surprise, you match his freak.
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what i imagined Patrick’s and Jean’s relationship would be like (covering the first year)
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You're In My Seat by bland_beanie
Fandoms: American Psycho (2000), American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
19 Nov 2025
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The Corporate Meeting From Hell by UndertakenSundown
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, American Psycho (2000)
16 Nov 2025
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When Bruce Wayne has a meeting with his company’s new investment banker, Patrick Bateman, he immediately knows his vibe is completely off and decides to analyse him.
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Patrick Bateman is interviewed by a journalist.
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Psyche by sanadabl0ssom
Fandoms: American Psycho (2000), American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
30 Oct 2025
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You're a waitress in an unfortunately newly trending restaurant, meaning that you have to deal with the Wall Street regulars that terrorise you and the rest of your coworkers. One of these restaurant patrons includes Patrick Bateman, the boy next door!
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TLDR: American Psycho two made by someone who thinks Patrick has internalized homophobia while fighting for his child's custody and his ex-wife gets a better life.
(Still being worked on)
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Unorthodox Employer by SaiBesitos
Fandoms: American Psycho (2000), American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
11 Sep 2025
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Sebastian Sandoval recently gaining his ivy league status has entered Pierce and Pierce. Patrick Bateman raising hell onto the outsider, not at all sympathetic to a community college graduate. On top of navigating high-culture, he's reluctantly dragged by Timothy Bryce into their social circle. Although he's seen more as a specimen, the young man never failing to astound the yuppies in their small bubble. In Sebastian's defense, he really has no idea what he's doing, his nervous laughter being a tell-tale sign of it. What's he to do when his boss physically tries to assault him? A right hook to his chest of course! The once boxer-progedy not shying away in putting the serial killer in his place.
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Full Circle by Asper_gasm
Fandoms: American Psycho (2000), American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
07 Sep 2025
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Paul and Patrick get reacquainted. Patrick realizes that there's basically nothing he wouldn't do to avoid losing Paul again. Paul realizes that, despite himself, he's pretty keen on keeping Patrick too.
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- Part 2 of Constant and Sharp
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Patrick Bateman gets turned into a vampire.
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Patrick Bateman gets thrown headfirst into a completely alien yet familiar world, full of new people to hate and new challenges to ignore. A cosmic event that's bound to change New York unfolds, but Patrick is too focused on trying to find his place in the new chain of command and his old friend group to care.
(Based moreso on the book. Inspired by Vampire the Masquerade and What We Do In The Shadows. Updates whenever the chapter is ready)
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That's Enough, Lets Get You Home. by Kittiken_p1ers
Fandoms: American Psycho (2000), American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
16 Jul 2025
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Patrick burns his past on New Years Eve, hoping to let go of it when Luis shows up to accompany him.
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living inside by crucifish
Fandoms: American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho (2000)
30 Jun 2025
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Patrick Bateman has good days. Bad days. Terrible fucking days. Largely a plethora of terrible ones. He wades through the blood of each week, and wakes again, like a horrible ancient being of Hell to another Monday. This is his penance, he thinks. I have done nothing wrong, he thinks. I have died years ago and this is atonement, he thinks.
Paul and Patrick, four months in the making, decide unmaking is just as good as it gets. Paul's a lover, Pat's a loverboy. Do you have an I feel statement to go with that?
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Patrick fails at killing Paul and is now subject to his antics
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Constant and Sharp by Asper_gasm
Fandoms: American Psycho (2000), American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
10 Apr 2025
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My name is Patrick Bateman. I am twenty-seven years old.
I have completely lost interest in all things which used to bring me satisfaction in my life. Killing has slowly begun to lose its merit, as I have begun to recognize predictable patterns even in that. My ears have grown accustomed to the sound of bones cracking and flesh tearing between my fists … The function of a dying body has become all but familiar and predictable to me, and it is coming to a point where the smell of rotting flesh and the stink of shit is not worth the inadequate thrill that violence and gore now brings me. I am completely and utterly overtaken and enveloped in numbness in every aspect of life, and I am finding that increasingly less and less things pull me out of it.
I can no longer form an erection unmedicated, which has brought me an unending amount of distress and self-disgust. Even Body Double fails to make my dick stand up anymore. I don’t feel anything.
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In which Patrick Bateman’s murder date with Paul Allen ends with a swing and a miss and ultimately takes a turn for the homosexual- leaving him in the midst of a violent sexuality crisis, and maybe a cure for his all consuming boredom with life?
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- Part 1 of Constant and Sharp
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Paul Allen had a way of speaking that made Patrick Bateman’s skin crawl.
It was the smugness. That casual, oblivious, condescending lilt to his voice, like he could never imagine someone not wanting to listen to him. Like he believed he was interesting. He gestured too much. He laughed too easily. He talked with the confidence of a man who had never once in his life considered the possibility of consequence.
And it was that arrogance, that effortless, unthinking privilege, that made Patrick's fingers itch.
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Patrick’s eyes narrow, the smile fixed. Beneath his skin, the itch starts again—fingers twitching, a compulsion gnawing at control. He wants to split Paul open, crack him apart like a lobster shell, let the marrow bleed and stain white tile. A craving deep in his bones. The world thins, sound fading as Patrick drowns in the thought—gore painting porcelain, red creeping like art.
Paul trembles, pupils blown wide, voice hoarse. “You’re fucking insane.”
Patrick smirks. “You’re hard.”
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(Named after the Korn song)
Patrick Bateman tells his backstory through inner dialogue all leading up to the point where he rapes his maid which is one of the only things we know for certain about his childhood. Includes depictions of violence on minors and animals.Series
- Part 1 of American Psycho Fics
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- English
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- 1,334
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Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better. by DisturbedIndividual
Fandoms: American Psycho (2000), American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
29 Jan 2025
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When a new woman appears at the office, Patrick is disturbed to learn that she is not a secetary but an investment banker like him, one with significant experience who seems to do everything he does, but better.
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Patrick handles Timothy Price's return very well.