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    My long-delayed fix-fic for Game of Thrones Season 8.
    Inspired by the many Braime fics on this site and elsewhere of which I have grown so fond.

    (Taking place after The Long Night and the first few scenes of The Last of the Starks)

    King's Landing teeters on a knife's edge as it waits for the arrival of the Dragon Queen who continues her conquest across the Seven Kingdoms.
    Queen Cersei Lannister's paranoia grows ever more constant and predatory and her brother Jaime, now more her captive than her lover, must always be there to bear the brunt of it.
    And he knows he has no-one else to blame. He made his choice.
    He must be there when Cersei's baby is born.
    And then, Seven willing, he will return to the woman he truly loves.

    Yet, unknown to him, that same woman is every bit a prisoner, down in the fourth level of the Red Keep, with a child of her own inside her.
    Jaime's child.
    Can Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth climb their way out of the hell of Cersei's making and finally find the life they've long felt was but a dream?

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    It's the fateful boar hunt and after a spark of revelation, Robert puts down the cup Lancel offers him. This little act has a huge impact on how events unfold.

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    Victory in Robert's Rebellion reshapes Westeros through binding contracts: Jaime Lannister, the young kingslayer, is promised to Sansa Stark, Eddard’s unborn firstborn, forging a fifteen-year age gap sealed in ice and gold. Cersei weds King Robert in a storm of ambition, her secrets simmering. With Targaryens lost to the sea and no hidden heirs, Robert’s black-haired prince Gendry courts wild Arya, while Robb eyes Highgarden’s rose, Margaery.

    King’s Landing teems with intrigue— Cersei’s barbs, Littlefinger’s shadows circling the innocent wolf-girl. Jaime, her golden guardian, guards Sansa with fierce eyes and unspoken fire. Betrothed at fifteen, wed at sixteen, duty rips him to the Greyjoy wars. He returns to his blooming bride, their worlds colliding in heated glances and tender touches.
    From Red Keep whispers to Winterfell’s hearths and Casterly Rock’s sunlit halls, passion ignites slowly, weaving love amid schemes. Protective dom meets willing sub in a dance of tension and release, hinting at ancient fires awakening.

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    Victory in Robert's Rebellion reshapes Westeros through binding contracts: Jaime Lannister, the young kingslayer, is promised to Sansa Stark, Eddard’s unborn firstborn, forging a fifteen-year age gap sealed in ice and gold. Cersei weds King Robert in a storm of ambition, her secrets simmering. With Targaryens lost to the sea and no hidden heirs, Robert’s black-haired prince Gendry courts wild Arya, while Robb eyes Highgarden’s rose, Margaery.

    King’s Landing teems with intrigue— Cersei’s barbs, Littlefinger’s shadows circling the innocent wolf-girl. Jaime, her golden guardian, guards Sansa with fierce eyes and unspoken fire. Betrothed at fifteen, wed at sixteen, duty rips him to the Greyjoy wars. He returns to his blooming bride, their worlds colliding in heated glances and tender touches.

    From Red Keep whispers to Winterfell’s hearths and Casterly Rock’s sunlit halls, passion ignites slowly, weaving love amid schemes. Protective dom meets willing sub in a dance of tension and release, hinting at ancient fires awakening.

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    AU! With Brienne’s brother surviving instead of their father, Brienne is taken up to the Red Keep as a ward of the crown while she remains a half forgotten stranger left to play with swords and train as she pleases as the court ignores her. Life goes on and Lysa Tully dies after providing her husband with several miscarriages and stillbirths after delivering a sole male sickly child for House Arryn. Several rumors swirl about the man and everyone scrambles to see who will have the dubious honor to be the fourth wife of the aged hand of the king.

    And the Maid of Tarth….

    After she attracts the attention of one golden Kinsglayer Queen Cersei suggest her as bride.

    Brienne weds Jon Arryn.

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    Cersei drives Jaime into the arms of a veritable stranger, but Kin doesn't dare to disappoint.

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    AU Canon Divergence!: Do you know how many things an Iron Born can do with a cannon?

    After Victarion Greyjoy gets a hold of some unkwnown Yi-tish invention things spirel up until Stannis Baratheon ends up getting disenherited again after being thought dead in the seas while being blamed alongside House Tarth for Balon Greyjoy's attack at Kingslanding. He's forced to marry young Brienne of Tarth to no leave her destitute and full of rage, he rennounces to the Baratheon name and takes the name Tarth at his wedding.

    LAST CHAPTER PUBLISHED : 29/07/2025

    Check out my other fics if you like rare pairings =)

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    As Joffrey Baratheon's bodyguard, Sandor Clegane is a miserable cunt, whose leash is held firmly by Tywin Lannister. At first annoyed by her chirping, Sandor soon becomes attached to Joff's new girlfriend Sansa, much to his own dismay. When his charge's treatment of the girl crosses the line one too many times, Sandor must decide whether to take action and risk everything, or stand by and watch them crush her spirit.

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    Just an a idea I have got to get rid of it.

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    As a reward for their aid in the Battle of Blackwater, Tywin Lannister deems it fit that an offer of marriage between House Baratheon and House Tyrell is a suitable arrangement.

    or,

    In which the lion offers a comfort the rose of Highgarden never knew she could have.

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    Based on The Devil all the Time by Donald Ray Pollock.

    If you were to ask most people about the unfortunate and disturbing events of Winterfell, Ohio, most of them wouldn't be able to name the damned place. But I assure you, the occurrences and people, from a poor illegitimate child being born to a sleazy preacher hunting little girls, from a ruthless corrupt cop to an innocent catholic girl, they all connect. How and why so many people from different places on the American map could end up connected is the heart of our story.

    * This is a story in progress. Many tags and summaries are due to change. Don't fret, I fully intend to finish. *

    Edit 2025: Or would've been if I didn't lose my copy of the book. Figured there was a good place to end anyways without dragging it too much. Thank you for reading.

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    Owing to the alternate plot of "Princess Alina of House Baratheon", what in canon was the War of Five Kings is now a direct civil war between Alina and Joffrey. Or rather, between Alina and her mom, Alina the majority of House Lannister, take your pick.

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    Alina Starkov dies and is reincarnated as the eldest child of Robert and Cersei Baratheon. Alternate plot ensues.

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    Kiyara Stark is the second child of Ned and Catelyn Stark. When the King rides to Winterfell to make her father the hand, she joins him in King's Landing. And she will have to learn to play the game of thrones.

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    Claire gives way to Alandra, yet Alandra is still Claire.
    ~~~~~
    Somewhat content to live her life out in the Vale, Alandra Arryn’s world is flipped upside down when Robert Baratheon refuses to marry Cersei Lannister. Instead, he’s chosen her as his bride and she has three months before she’s leaving for King’s Landing.
    ~~~~~
    Alandra doesn’t know what the hell is happening here. She wants to stay in the Eyrie with Aunt Raina and Uncle Hector and little Cousin Harrold. But Great-Uncle Jon is desperate to rein in the King he’s just put on the Iron Throne, and if keeping him happy means giving him an Arryn lady for a bride instead of a Lannister, he’ll do it.

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    Cassia is a Bastard, a child of Rhaegar Targaryen. The unknown twin sister to Jon Snow that was put into hiding for she bore the traits of a Targaryen while he carried that of a Stark. When Cassia is forced from her home by those sent to kill another Targaryen, she is told to go to Winterfell to find out who her Mother truly was. When she gets there, everything doesn't go as she had hoped they would, finding out so much about herself and her family.

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    So this is the stupidest crack idea I have ever had, and will most likely get deleted at some point. But then again, I've felt that way about other fics and they've succeeded.

    Anyway, the main conceit of this is, Leo Valdez from the PJO verse accidentally falls into Westeros via some portal bullshit, and is found by Tyrion and ends up working for the Lannisters. For Want of a Nail ensues.

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    This is yet another wonderful prompt from @amillcitygirl, that I've tweaked slightly.

    Myrcella's family has an annual weekend celebrating their family (you know the Lannisters would). Rather than go stag, she brings Robb Stark along with her. This likely won't lead to anything.

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    King Robert Baratheon decides to bring his daughter Mya Stone from the Vale to the royal court to be raised by his side. What ramifications will the king's actions cause and what will be the impact of the girl's arrival at the Red Keep on the rest of the realm?

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    Tyrion Lannister was not looking for a protector, but he found one in Brienne Tarth. She is his roommate, confidant, best friend and the perfect match for his heartbroken older brother.

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