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  1. turned around; (there was nothing there) by

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    24 Dec 2025

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    From everything, to something, to nothing.

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  2. Como as Pessoas Reais Fazem (Like Real People Do) by

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    20 Dec 2025

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    Todos os caras fazem isso, certo?

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  3. scrabbled by

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    15 Dec 2025

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    There's a power cut.

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  4. у них же явно не в порядке с головой by

    Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    20 Nov 2025

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    Форд и Артур оказываются в Сиэтле.

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  5. The Priest's Sins by

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    30 Oct 2025

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    "That's Priest... I'm sorry Todd, Farah is dead. And now you're dead too..."

    The story of Osmund Priest and how he acquired his implacable reputation.

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  6. still with you by

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    13 Oct 2025

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    "How does it work?"

    "How does what work?"

    "Mmm... like, I dunno... hunches?"

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  7. 7 Bachelors, 7 Days, 1 Wedding by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    12 Oct 2025

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    This is not a love at first sight story.
    It is a brand new dating television program, with Mr Brown as the host and Aziraphale as the desired bachelor.
    A human AU story. Sweet, fun and without drama. Who am I kidding? It features Crowley, so drama is always lurking around some dark corner.

    Yes, I need to work on my summary, as in 'make it more attractive so people want to read.'
    But we all know how this one will end.
    Don't we?

    Human AU, mainly GO related, with influences of other fandoms, which means: easter eggs! (go and grab your basket)

    This story has a beginning and an ending. We will have to wait and see if it also has a middle part I'm glad to announce that yes, this story has a middle part!
    Nothing too mentally demanding.
    I hope you'll enjoy the ride.

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  8. Universal Matchmaking Standards by

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    09 Oct 2025

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    The universe has opinions on Dirk's romantic life. Apparently.

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  9. Why Are People Always Shooting at Me? by

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    07 Oct 2025

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    Dirk is injured on a case, and it brings nightmares of Blackwing rushing back. Luckily, Todd is at his best in a crisis.

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  10. Синдром спасателя by

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    29 Sep 2025

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    У. плохо справляется с детьми. Дирк постоянно теряет своего ребёнка. Девчонку Свлада постоянно похищают, Анубис пытается и проваливает спасение своей. Каким-то образом Грег должен разобраться со всем этим.

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  11. Лестница сомнений (в основном безвредна) by ,

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    19 Sep 2025

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    В этой истории точно есть проблемы на лестнице, обучение шейпшифтингу, призрак с важной миссией и долгожданные встречи с друзьями. Чего в этой истории нет? Абсолютно никаких лифтов. Только лестницы.

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  12. killer reality by

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    17 Sep 2025

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    This has been standard case procedure- getting injured, getting kidnapped. Then Todd takes it in an unexpected direction, that Dirk has very normal guy feelings about. Obviously.

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  13. the aftertaste by

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    08 Sep 2025

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    Running through a forest in a different dimension, leaves Todd with time to think.

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  14. at face value by

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    03 Aug 2025

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    The sensation of being stuck was one he was all too familiar with, trying desperately to push through the weird haze that his brain decided to inflict upon him at the most inconvenient moments. Except that it usually happened during the burdening throes of an intense case, with pressure building and building until he could no longer stand it. Very rarely did he experience the feeling under such… ordinary circumstances; sitting at a desk, with a fresh cup of tea, and only a few floors down from his favourite person in the whole world.

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    Five times Dirk struggles, and one time he thrives.

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  15. The Case Of The Shrinking Town (Or How Dirk Finally Admitted He Liked Todd A Normal Amount) by for maddibean

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    01 Aug 2025

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    A case turns into the start of something new for both Dirk and Todd.

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  16. Boyfriend/Assistant/BestFriend by

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    21 Jul 2025

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    “Hey Todd. Todd, Todd. Are you awake?"
    "No."
    "You're talking so that is obviously a lie."

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  17. Долгое дождливое чаепитие души by ,

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    18 Jul 2025

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    Дирку ещё многое предстоит показать своим американским друзьям, но начнёт он, обязательно, с чая.

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  18. Placing The Blame by

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    16 Jul 2025

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    - Though, in that moment, he wished Todd did know everything he’d been keeping inside of him.

    With everything going on, Dirk wasn’t sure how much more he could take. He just longed for someone to talk to about how he felt. -

     

    Or: Guilt is eating away at Dirk’s insides but Todd prevents him from doing anything he could regret

    Tw: Implied/referenced self-harm

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  19. clear history. by

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    07 Jul 2025

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    Todd’s iPhone

     

    History

    Last Hour

    Google Search - Am I gay quiz

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  20. Hum Hallelujah by

    Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

    13 Jun 2025

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    “Let go,” yelled Dirk, slapping Todd’s hand away and accidentally hitting the lever on the side of the machine, which emitted a cloud of blue sparks –-

    “-- I still hate you –” yelled Todd –-

    –- and then, in a cloud of smoke and sparks and a roar like an oncoming freight train, the lab dissolved around them, and they were gone.

    Another Spring time machine throws a furious Todd and distressed Dirk ten years into each others' pasts. To get back to their time, Todd must convince a recalcitrant Svlad to join his case, as Dirk struggles to resist the allure of Todd at the height of his Mexican Funeral fame.

    Written for the Big Bang 2024, with art by @kezokinos.

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