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Missing Rimmer, Lister sings to his son Dave.
A missing scene during Ouroboros.
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The nanobots had rebuilt the crew, everything was peachy, up until the boys had accidently brought a 'bio-reanimation' on board and turned all the crew into zombies...
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Although Rimmer sent out wedding invitations he didn't actually expect anyone to attend...
“You forgot to RSVP.” He stutters, gawping at Kristine Kochanski.
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- Part 6 of Moonlight Marriage
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Kochanski, Teresa
Occupation: Second Flight Mechanic, (Present) Third Astronavigations Officer (Former)
Next of Kin: Kochanski, Kristine
Relation: SisterLittle Kochanski Junior is repairing a Starbug 4 when the radiation leak fries the rest of the crew, leaving her with just enough time to get inside the shuttle, and seal herself in a stasis pod. 3 million years later Dave Lister is woken up and let loose on the ship again. 3 years after that, Holly suddenly remembers about the second human life he had been supporting down in the shuttle bay.
Imagine being stuck 3 million and 3 years in the future with a half senile, geriatric, computer, a mutant feline, a cluster of light that was once a human being, and your sister's ex boyfriend. For Teresa, that nightmare has just become a reality. Oh yeah, and just before the leak, she snogged one of them and will have to live with that fact of life for the rest of hers. -
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Kochanski is on Starbug, after getting seperated from her Dave in the linkway. Although, instead of Lister pursuing her, he's yearning for someone he should've never let go of.
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- Part 2 of The Space Inbetween
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Cloned Governor KA3-5555555 of the Blue-hat Cat colony ‘Curiosity’ is in trouble. The crops are struggling, the population is stagnant, and communication with home is at an all-time low on account of the nearby galactic GELF civil war nearing its conclusion ‘any day now’ and a government that seems more interested in self-congratulation than actually helping those posted in the outskirts of their glorious empire.
Still, short of Cloister himself showing up uninvited; he might just about turn this dustbowl around.
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Still recovering from their time impression in floor 13, the crew take a small break from their attempts to use Wildfire’s jump drive to get Kochanski home to check out a nearby terraformed planet populated by a small settlement of Cats.
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- Part 2 of Nanobotti Manicotti
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Inspired by “Skipping” and its sequels by the wonderful Janamelie, this fic features Rimmer quantum skipping again, only this time, Lister has come along for the ride. What will he make of the many pairings of Rimster across the multiverse?
If you enjoy this work, please check out my other story “we’re meant to be space heroes!” X
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After Lister's breakup with Kochanski, a small argument occurs between Lister and Rimmer
Rimmer tells him that the best way to get her back is to convince her that he has changed in some way.
Lister decides that change will be his ability to tolerate annoying things about people, the best way to do that? Openly befriend Rimmer.
Lister convinces Rimmer to come with him to a partyThe next morning neither of them can remember what had happened at the party, a collection of videos and pictures from Petersons camera reveals the worst possible outcome.
EXTREME CANON DIVERGENCE
Including different characters in stasis, a different character as the hologram and including the cat clerics as characters who are just on the ship with Cat. -
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It's Bridgerton on Red Dwarf!
Everyone is looking for love, and a mysterious unknown gossip columnist dictates crew members' desirability. Rimmer has just besmirched his reputation with a certain soup incident. Kochanski has just broken up with Lister. And a tall, dark, and mysterious Todhunter has just arrived onboard. How ever will they all find what they seek in this fickle social scene?
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The ganglands of Mimas are tyrannised by a longstanding feud between two criminal organisations; the ‘Red Dwarf’ and the ‘Infinity Patrol’. Though sworn to civility, nothing will end their violent war.
One night, a group of ‘Dwarfers’ gatecrash a masquerade hosted by a powerful patron family of the Infinity Patrol, the Rimmers. Against all better judgment, Dave Lister falls hopelessly in love with their youngest son.
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Lister and Rimmer realise they dont actually understand what their relationship is, until they both desperately realise what it is they both need.
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- Part 1 of The Space Inbetween
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A Red Dwarf private detective au.
Io might look idyllic from a distance, but this moon of Jupiter sure does have a high crime rate. So it's fortunate that Captain Hollister decided to start his own detective agency.
The boys from the Dwarf are detectives, taking on any mystery that Io might throw at them...if they can actually solve them is another matter...Story 1: Lister is hired by Hollister and gets to meet his new partner.
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- Part 1 of Detectives Of Io
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Victorian London, a year after the events of "Blood Of The Smegged". Benevolent polyamorous vampire couple Count Arnold Rimmer and Dave Lister find their peaceful existence disrupted when the predatory Count Dracula targets their human lover Dr Frank Van Todhunter.
Whilst it does help if you've already read "BOTS", this fic can be understood without having done so.
The BOTS / EOTS-verse is a Red Dwarf AU influenced somewhat by Dracula but also Hammer Horror and vampire films in general. In keeping with RD, it's mostly played for comedy. Kryten is a faithful immortal retainer and Cat is a werecat.
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- Part 2 of Blood Of The Smegged
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Super Heroes by Janamelie
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV), Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Rocky Horror Show - O'Brien
18 May 2025
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Rimmer-as-Ace gets drunk after a mission where he reunited a Kochanski with a Lister. When he wakes up with a hangover, Wildfire’s computer tells him that the ship’s dream recorder recorded the feverish dream he had based upon the film he just watched on repeat.
"Unable to stop watching, Rimmer turned scarlet as his high-heeled double dramatically flung aside his cape to reveal what he was … almost wearing. The sparkly purple-black basque and fishnet stockings and suspenders were purposely designed to draw as much attention to the areas they weren’t concealing as those which they just about were.
But that wasn’t even the worst part; it was the attitude. Seeing himself posing and strutting like a - like a particularly kinky Mimas streetwalker was indescribable."
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After a thorough shut down from Krissy telling Dave she would never sleep with him. A drunken game of Risk leads to more than anyone expected at Rimmer's Deathday Party.
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First red dwarf fan fic, I just want to write some angst so basically this is just people being sad.
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Rimmer reminisces about the only meaningful relationship he had when he was still alive - and how he ruined it as always.
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Sometimes Kristine Kochanski feels sorry for Dave. This Dave who is so similar to her Dave, except in all the ways he fundamentally was not...
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A Mother’s Day celebration in the Genderswap universe turns horribly wrong as Simulants attack Red Dwarf. Reminding them of the Future Echoes they once saw.
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The course of true love never did run smooth. Especially when there are more than two people running the course.