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    Sampo Koski dies exactly the way he suspected he would: killed by an old customer with a grudge. It's nothing spectacular, nothing crazy, nothing sad. Really, it's unimportant, so he'd prefer if you just didn't ask, okay?

    He'd had his affairs in order, as is necessary at the ripe old age of 24, so he really didn't leave behind any regrets. Not a one, no sir. This old rat was entirely happy with his life, his actions, and his non-existent "legacy".

    So, imagine his surprise when, after closing his eyes for the final time after after laughing himself off the face of the earth, getting blood on the floor of his dingy old safehouse apartment, Sampo Koski wakes up again in a cozy warm bed.

    ... and after he'd already finished his gorey, overly dramatic exit. Really, how embarrassing!

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    A collection of vignettes about Gepard's romantic life - or lack thereof.

    Or; crossdressing Sampo saves Gepard from his own misery sometimes. It has lasting effects.

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    Sampo agrees to work at the Eversummer Flower shop in Belobog as a way to prove to Gepard that's he's a changed man, and it has nothing to do with wanting to impress the captain.

    (Title from 'I Wanna Boi' by PWR BTTM)

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    Sometimes a family is several major political figures, a few zombies, at least one occurrence of some guy and at few milfs

     

    Aka
    A group chat is as good an excuse as any to put all my characters in a box and shake it.

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    "Now Gepard just had to narrow down the identity of his future wife with some features. Would she be tall? Of course, she had to be tall…because… they'd have tall sons! Obviously! No other reason! Second, what colour would her eyes have? Green? Green is a nice colour for eyes…and… they'd have green-eyed children! Maybe! That's gotta be how that works. Probably. Next, hair colour. What colour would her hair be? Brown? Too boring, too boring. Blonde? No, then everyone would think they're related. Blue? Yes, blue, a very unique colour for a very unique—"

    "'You're describing Sampo, you idiot!'"

    In which Gepard struggles with his sexuality.

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    Today, he acts before thinking.
    Sampo catches his eye, an easy smile on his lips as his eyes run up and down Gepard’s body. Normally, Gepard would sink in and hide behind his uniform. But Sampo’s gaze lights a fire under his skin. Molten lava burns through his veins as Sampo pauses in front of him.
    Tilting his head, Sampo catches the blush burning Gepard’s ears.
    “A fresh out of the womb gay– how splendid!” Sampo smiles, catching Gepard by surprise.
    “You can tell?” Gepard stumbles over his words.

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    Coming back from the frontlines is never easy, but maybe Gepard can learn how to relax with the help of someone else

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    After a trip to Penacony, Sampo is reminded of a little trick he's long since forgotten. Thanks to Sparkle, he takes shapeshifting back along with him for his grand return to Belobog.

    Or

    Sampo turns into a weasel and learns all of Gepards secrets

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    "If you preserve your family, who's gonna preserve you? And if you protect Belobog with your shield, who's gonna be yours? Well, I will be all of these for you!"

    Gepard Landau might well have caught feelings for Sampo Koski, his role prevents him from following his own desires.
    Thankfully, Sampo could be anything he wanted.

    And if the Captain could not accept a man, she could just as much be a woman.

    However, catching feelings was not supposed to be part of the show in which the criminal decided to have some fun.

    “That is not love” was what they thought.

    __

    Or when Gepard learns to live for himself and Sampo learns to live for someone else.

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    Belobog's annual Winter Festival had finally come to town, and although Gepard had never been in attendance before, he was assigned the task of ensuring the well-being of the public from potential criminals and scammers throughout the event. Well, he wasn't exactly given this job as he had been assigned a day off, but Gepard could hardly rest when a certain someone was out there causing unrest within Belobog.

    Which is exactly how Gepard found himself with one Sampo Koski, traversing the market together and buying items for- wait, how did he get here again?

    (My piece for the "Beyond the Blizzard" zine!!)

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    Gepard goes undercover to break a drug ring. Serval, and Stelle help him blend in...

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    Prompt: Ice Skating

    On a supposed day off for the people of Jarlio-VI, Gepard struggles to find his balance and his patience, Sampo tests his luck, and Serval is too busy chatting up the cute Underworld doctor to be any help.

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    Число пассажиров Экспресса растет с каждым днем и знакомиться с ними та еще морока

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    Ten years ago, Gepard had woken up in a clinic with no memories of his past and Belobog thrown in an upheaval from the fall of The Architects. Now the only key to finding his lost family rests upon a strange smuggler by the name of Sampo Koski.

    Sampard Anastasia AU

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    [INCIDENT REPORT]
    Gepard is actually off-duty for once when he first meets Sampo.
    He’s in a back street of Belobog, reading the new volume of Tale of the Winterlands and waiting for Lynx to text that she’s returned from her expedition, when he hears shouts down the street. A man comes vaulting over the wall, blue hair a mess and heavy coat crooked over his shoulders, and slams right into Gepard. They both sprawl across the snowy pavement, and Gepard watches mournfully as his book’s pristine pages get twisted and wet upon hitting the ground face-down.
    He hauls himself up, picks up his book, and offers the man a hand, frowning. “What were you doing?”
    The man takes his hand and grins devilishly at him, something scheming lighting up behind his eyes. “Ehe~ Hey, handsome. Sorry for our little spill there. Seems I just couldn’t help falling for you!”

     

    or:
    the story of gepard and sampo, in the form of police reports. from their first meeting, to countless arrest attempts, to their eventual adorable get-together

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    Mechanical fever's newest drummer, Sampo Koski is a walking pipe dream, and for the love of Qlipoth people around Gepard just can't seem to stop talking about him. And worse, he can not seem to stop thinking about him either. If things weren't bad enough already, now this certain blue-haired dude is in Gepard's business everywhere, all the damn time, with his sugar coated words and honeyed remarks that leave him all choked up and tongue tied.

    Gepard really wasn't meant to be god's strongest soldier.

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    "Aw, come now, I was only teasing," Sampo chuckled. "I would never dream of seeking a kiss from someone like yourself"

    "What is that supposed to mean?"

    "Belobog's shield, the golden Landau child, the very symbol of preservation," Sampo's expression shifted somehow, from teasing to something akin to desire, with the way he stared at Gepard through heavy eyes. "Whatever will people say if I stole a kiss from you?"

    His thoughts were hazy, breathing in sharply when Sampo's trailed his hand from his face to his jawline.

    "Since when have you cared about what people think" Gepard mutters. "Besides I-Its not stealing"

    "What was that?" Sampo asked, sounding distracted. His eyes never left Gepard's lips.

    "It's not stealing," Gepard said, averting his gaze. ''If I'm letting you,"

    (Belobog was changing, and so too with it must it's shield of ice, its Captain. Masks, talks of stolen kisses and a criminal who he desperately wishes to know, feel intimately and wonder who the man truly was. More importantly, what Gepard wanted from him.)

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    When things have settled a little for Diluc, and Kaeya after arriving on the Astral Express, they start searching for a way to go home.

    Part 2 of Home Is Where My Boots Are!
    (So sorry it took so long :| My busy life finally caught up to me lol)

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    There’s ever so little in this world that can keep Captain Gepard Landau from his work. With his mandatory six months’ dwell-time spitting him out onto Belobog’s doorstep, there is still work waiting for him even away from the battlefield. Hardly anything can falter his stride.

    Except for the fact that this oncoming rut was completely unaccounted for. That... that might be a problem.

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    Alhaitham is having some fun, Kaveh... not so much.

    While meeting for lunch, Alhaitham decides it's a good time to rile up Kaveh. When Kaveh gets annoyed enough to walk away, he sees someone he's met before. Alhaitham gets to exhibit his feeble scholar skills, and Cyno gets to tell someone he's never met before a joke. How exciting!

    Continued in Home Is Where My Love Lies :)

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