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Five teenagers stuck together by pure chance find themselves descending into the unknown after receiving vaguely threatening messages and a mysterious link on a chat website.
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- Part 1 of CSS Adventures
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Sorry to Intervene, But Where's the Part You Find Your Self Worth and Kiss Me Instead? by Iumpia
Fandoms: South Park
16 Jan 2026
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Kenny is unfortunate enough to be head over heels for none other than Wendy Testaburger. This comes with the complication of her on-and-off relationship with none other than Stan Marsh, and the fact that he's one of Kenny's best friends---and unsurprising enough, actively pining over your best friends girlfriend, is not ideal best friend behavior.
Conflicted, Kenny tries to configure his way through this tangled mess of things, because, well, should he ruin his friendship with Stan so Wendy gets the love he deems she deserves? Or should he sit back, relax, and move away from this shit storm mess of things?
What happens when he decides, "Fuck it, I'm going for the kill", and actually potentially bags the girl?
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- Part 1 of Hold My Hand as a Means of Trust
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Tuppershed Crumbs (ripped from my tumblr) by Mmmthornton (MurtleBlornton)
Fandoms: South Park
16 Jan 2026
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I'm just copy pasting a tumblr post I made forever ago from a vague SP:TFBW au I had some ideas about. Not enough interest anymore in writing a fic with these, but i wanna save it because it does still make me lol.
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Just when you think you know someone...
He has never spoken about his past, and for a good reason. He had spent years running, hiding behind a mask, both literal and figuratively. He doesn't even know who he is anymore. But what happens when his past decides to rear its ugly head? Can his team reach him in time?
Or is he doomed to an eternity of pain?
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You and Tolkien are finally getting married. Will everything go as planned? You never know when the Chaos Crew is involved.
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- Part 3 of Tolkien's Holiday Trilogy
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I like drawing... y'all probably like art... request me... by Anonymous
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
16 Jan 2026
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Refer to title.
THIS IS A REQUEST BOOK READ THE FIRST CHAPTER AND LOOK AT THE ART I PROVIDED TO SEE IF YOU FUCK WITH WHAT I GOT GOING ON IF YOU DONT THEN SHHHHH..... shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... -
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— “Don’t do anything stupid, Kenneth.” Craig grumbled under his breath, his eyes narrowing as Kenny’s widened. “Oh, I will, Craigeth.”
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- Part 3 of Craig & Kenny Indulgence (South Park)
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Kyle is trying to enjoy his weekend home alone, when suddenly Stan shows up at his door. Stan hasn't been sleeping, and the deprivation is starting to break him down. He's come in search of comfort, and now Kyle must to all he can to provide. But he finds it difficult as Stan refuses to open up. He is hiding something, and finding out the truth might tear their friendship apart.
(Titular Lyrics from Maya Hawke's "Thérèse")
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Everything Wrong With Clyde Donovan (According to Him) by RaccoonLemur
Fandoms: South Park
15 Jan 2026
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"Wonderful. Breaking up with his girlfriend and getting his first period on the same day. Truly, spectacular."
Clyde Donovan just wants to get through the school day, but it feels impossible while the entire universe works against him. All he asks is for one singular day where something goes right.
Or, Clyde struggling with his relationships, both platonic and romantic, being in middle school, and being trans while keeping his friends unaware.
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Angels will bring you to heaven, they just need to find you first by TheSleepParalysisDemon777
Fandoms: South Park
15 Jan 2026
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Kyle has been missing for a month and a half. Kenny can’t shake the feeling that Cartman is behind it.
This is extremely inspired by But You Like It by Miss_Nihilist. It’s pretty much a fanfic of a fanfic. It’s written as of Chapter 4 being out so it’ll probably become inaccurate.
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Ugh. Back to the drawing board. Let's try it again. Cause the HP dorks HATE me lmao.
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Freshmen are small fish in a big pond.
Doesn't stop the bolder ones from swimming to areas that they shouldn't be in, though.
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Virtual Insanity by Anonymous
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15 Jan 2026
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Welcome to the Companion Update. Valve and Facepunch created advanced AI companions to fill in servers, pulling characters from every franchise imaginable, complete with their personalities and memories.
The problem? The Companions are genuinely sentient.
They have no idea they're in a video game.
To them, players are "Operators", glitches are "reality anomalies", and their manic, basement-dwelling, terminally online bosses are extreme weirdos. This anthology chronicles their assignments as they try to survive a reality that doesn't make sense. -
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As a Space Drifter Craig’s life had been quiet and relaxing, just as he liked it. Transporting cargo from A to B with his beloved spaceship ‘The Feldspar’ was all he needed in life.
But when a commission from the Astral Union puts him in the middle of an intergalactic conflict the only way out is through.
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Space pirates are a real thing that brings Craig more trouble than they’re worth.
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Kenny McCormick had never had a decent life. He was cursed to never die. As he got older, the curse only got stronger. And enemies are everywhere. The cult of Cthullu is back and Cartman knows about his immortality. Everything is about to be tested and the stakes have never been higher. The very world in fact because God knows that Cartman... he would never have stopped at South Park
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"O Craigero, Craigero, wherefore art thou Craigero?"
In a town divided by an old and senseless feud, Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweak fall in love across the lines that were never meant to be crossed. Set in a period medieval-inspired South Park of noble houses, merchants, maidens, and misplaced honor, their relationship unfolds in secret as misunderstandings and outside interference push them toward a familiar tragedy . A retelling of Romeo and Juliet with swords instead of sonnets, modern dialogue, a complete lack of emotional maturity, and a whole lot of gayness.
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How To Say Goodbye (and mean it) by MazeWithoutTint
Fandoms: South Park, Dandy's World (Roblox)
14 Jan 2026
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It's the school year, so what better way to waste your time than set up a roleplay on Dandy's World with your friends?
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- Part 2 of when i look at you, i see me
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Literally the title and Cartman is basically hitler
Oh yeah btw I dont support this
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Kenny can't help but want to make Kyle happy.
Even though Kyle won't remember his efforts the next morning.
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A vampiric Kyle needs to drink something other than animal blood to soothe his hunger, and lovestruck Kenny won't deny him his needs.
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Eric Cartman bets Stan Marsh won't be able to convince the strait-laced Gary Harrison to go to prom with him. Stan agrees, until he realizes that Gary, who still harbors childhood resentments, considers Stan his mortal enemy. A slow burn Stary fic inspired by 10 Things I Hate About You that takes place in the group's senior year of high school.