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Stuck in Your Web of Lies, and Isn't it Lovely? by Bendeddicks24
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Dec 2025
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Steve Harrington's life was turned upside down when he first became the webbed vigilante, Spider-Man. An average life turned into one of conflict and adventure. But, that was over ten years ago. Now, he's living in New York as an Avenger, a menace, and a single man in his late 20s, with only Daredevil and an annoying mercenary named Deadpool to keep him company.
Well, that's how it was before he met Eddie. A man who turned his life right-side up. A man he could swear he's known for years. A man as mysterious to Steve as he usually is to others. A man who brings Steve some actual normalcy.
For an Avenger, such normalcy doesn’t last long. Not when your enemies suddenly know your identity, and not when your boyfriend may just have more secrets than you do...
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Eddie's always been good at keeping secrets. It comes with the job of being a mercenary, but how well can you keep secrets from the man you love?
And how can you save him when you can't even save yourself?
(AKA: Eddie is Deadpool, Steve is Spider-Man, and they don't know it but are in love anyway)
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- Part 1 of Stranger Things x Marvel
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Mi voz ruega por ti by Polexia_404
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 Dec 2025
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La brisa nocturna ya no era tan acogedora como antes, a pesar de su temperatura corporal, su cuerpo ansiaba el calor. La desesperación por aire limpio se apoderaba de sus pulmones. Estando al borde de hiperventilar, levantó su máscara hasta la nariz para respirar correctamente; sin embargo, aún faltaba algo. Ya no estaba ese olor a hierro.
Alfa
Empezó con la fuerza del fuego de un cerillo, que en cuestión de segundos se convirtió en un fuego forestal. Su ira calentaba su sangre, el raciocinio abandono su mente y un gruñido gutural se instaló en su pecho. Su boca salivaba, sus colmillos se extendieron, su necesidad crecía.
Alfa.
—Busca a alfa—.
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I'm Harry!! The Intern? That's Me. by Mumpumlum
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Dec 2025
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"Are all mortal adolescants this small?" Thor asked.
Harry blushed. "I... That's just me."
The one in which Harry answers an ad for an internship at Stark Industries. Little does he know, the Avengers are looking for a guide to take two fossilised skeletons out for the time of their lives. I.E, showing the Capsicle and the Norse God around the world and getting them up to speed. Because Stark's too lazy to do it, and the others are too busy.
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Tag You’re It by vapidviperz
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Dec 2025
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Spiderman and Deadpool have a meet-cute, sparks fly and quite possibly catch fire resulting in a memorable first night, or well, first fight.
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- “Itty-bitty spider climbed up the waterspout~ !”
Peter takes a breath, trying to settle his heart out before shooting back, “that’s definitely not how it goes.”
A spark and Peter moves, faster than the bullet that lodges itself in the asphalt behind him.
“Well geez, not my fault you’re a lot smaller up close buggy-pie.”Another bullet flies past and Peter has enough of that, despite knowing the man will probably pull out another gun from the seemingly endless supply he has on him, he webs it away far out of reach. -
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You’re Too Sweet, I Need to Drink You with Liquor by GollumIsMySpiritAnimal
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Dec 2025
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Wade doesn’t “<3” NY. In fact, he hates New York. It smells like shit, the sewer rats are the ones who really run things, and Jay Z was only partially right; it’s a concrete jungle where dreams are made of, except there’s nothing you can do.
So after Weasel, Domino, and pretty much the entirety of Sister Margaret’s decided to relocate to an old bankrupt Blockbuster Video in Manhattan’s east side, Wade almost didn’t go with them. Except he absolutely did, because he likes paychecks. It’s totally not because he’s pathetically lonely and would miss his friends. His negative opinion of New York is proven to be 42069% accurate when, within a month of moving, he’s kidnapped by a new off-brand Weapon X group that immediately puts a microchip in his skull to control him.
There is one good thing about New York, though, and he's snarky, wears unfairly tight red and blue spandex, and lives rent-free in Wade's head. Unfortunately, 'Temu' Weapon X wants their brand-new microchipped immortal murder slave to find Spider-Man's identity and all of his weaknesses.
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kiss me under the mistletoe by marvelousmal
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Dec 2025
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Peter’s eyes trailed down Wade’s chest. “That stupid sweater. The fucking mistletoe. Right there, tempting me. All damn night.”
Wade smirked. “Seriously?”
“Do you know how hard it was for me not to tear down your pants right in the middle of Stark’s living room?”
“That would’ve made for a memorable party.”
Wade’s festive holiday sweater leads Peter to give him his present a bit early.
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- Part 9 of spideypool shenanigans
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When you thought about it, Spider-man and Deadpool really were two sides of the same coin. One was saving people, the other was killing for money. One lived by the rules, the other was born to mess with them. One was rotten to the core, the other was dirt-free.
Or : Peter slowly realizes the true extent of what Skip has done to him & avoids Wade as much as he can, but they see through his little game.
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Chasing Highs by Spidermans_pecs
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Daredevil (TV)
28 Nov 2025
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“Yes! So, I planted a few teensy tiny bombs around-”
“WHAT!” Spider-Man shot up in panic squaring up as if the bombs might try leap at him. “No! No! No! We can’t set off a bomb in a residential building! An abandoned residential building, in a busy neighbourhood, packed to the brim with super dangerous super-drugs! Oh crap, we need to evacuate the neighbours. This place is so not up to code it could probably collapse under the weight of all these narcotics- “
Peters spidey-sense rang sharply and the hairs on the back of his neck stood on edge.
“What did you do?”
Deadpool avoided eye contact
“We should probably get out before they go off.”OR the one where Deadpool, but mostly Spider-Man, get high. Accidentally.
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- Part 1 of Liberty Falls
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Blow My Brains Out by shrikespen
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
26 Nov 2025
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Wade Wilson is getting sick of being told what to do. Constant calls and messages about some other sorry fuck that he needs to 'deal with' demanded alongside laughably graphic threats of violence towards him. It's getting predictable, tired, boring even. He wants out. This last job pushed him over the edge, it had him packing up and fucking off to Manhattan without even finishing it.
Peter Parker is recently divorced, broke, unemployed, and still mourning his aunt, May. He used to believe that Spider-Man was the best thing that ever happened to him, but lately it's been the reason for him losing everything. Alas, it's not like he can just stop. People look to him for safety and security, he's a symbol.
Things only get more complicated for Peter when Deadpool shows up in his city and demands his attention.
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Deadpool wants to play hero and helps Spider-Man solve a string of murders.
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Let's get married! For tax reasons! by Anonymous
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Nov 2025
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"Hey Petey-pie, why don't we get married!"
"What."
"You know! For tax reasons!" And a higher chance to get in his pants, but Wade won't admit that.
"... That's tax fraud."
"Fraud shmaud, you probably won't need to pay as much!"
"Wade."
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Wade asks Peter to marry him for taxes, issue is, they aren't dating, Wade is STILL trying to get in his pants for God's name!
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So Do the Proud Men Die by FunkyFrogFreak
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Nov 2025
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!!READ THE TAGS!!
Deadpool, AKA Wade Wilson, has known Spider-Man for a year now. The two are somewhat close and even meet up every Tuesday, despite having met quite awkwardly in the wild.
Peter knows virtually everything about Wade, but has kept his own identity secret, for safety purposes. Peter trusts him, sure, but he’s still a merc.
That all changes when Spidey accidentally kills Green Goblin, and Deadpool is assigned a hit on Peter Parker.
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Twisted strands of a majestic web by Star_blue00808
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
09 Nov 2025
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On Halloween night Deadpool was planning to meet up with his vigilante almost-friend to enjoy some tacos and patrol toghether, when the other doesn't show up the merc starts investigating and discovers just how much of a Spider that Man can be
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A fic that was supposed to come out on the 31st but i couldn't end it on time and i also lowkey forgot about it for a while -
Insurance Policy by sharkeatingman
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
31 Oct 2025
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After Peter Parker, gets saved from a few too many kidnappings by Deadpool, people who have unconventional interests in the mercenary catch on to the fact that the photographer makes pretty good bait.
Some light life upending ensues.
Basically I couldn't stop laughing about the idea that the 'Peter Parker getting kidnapped' trope would lead to The Daily Bugle having to give Peter hazard pay or it would make their insurance insane. And thus I am here to provide Absolute Crack, taken absolutely seriously.
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Deadpool already missed the contact. The funny haze in his head had faded minutes ago. He looked down at the corpses and, out of sheer frustration, crushed a skull under his boot. The crack of bone and brain matter splattering wasn’t enough. Not yet. He didn’t want to go back to boredom yet.
He paced the office like a caged animal. He should’ve broken her ankle. He should’ve tied her to the railing.
—Bad Deadpool. Stupid.
He was about to let it go. He could head to Sister Margaret’s, drink his pay, maybe even start a bar fight. That’d distract him for a while. But then something hanging off a chair caught his attention. Just like her, that cheap bag didn’t belong here. Inside he found little: a makeup bag, a small notebook, and an office ID card.
Deadpool grinned wide again. The fun wasn’t over.
—Gentlemen, get ready to make worth the stalking tag.Or
We know how the first month of that “friendship” went.
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- Part 6 of Burnout
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Deadpool ya extrañaba el contacto. La sensación chistosa en su cabeza se había disipado unos minutos atrás. Volvió su vista a los cadáveres y de pura frustración aplastó una cabeza con su bota. El cráneo hizo un estruendoso crack al reventarse y esparcir sus contenidos. Todavía no, Todavía no quería volver al aburrimiento.
Deadpool recorrió la oficina como un animal enjaulado. Debió haberle roto un tobillo, debió haberla amarrado al barandal.
—Deadpool malo. Estúpido.
Iba a dejarlo pasar. Podría irse a Sister margaret’s y beberse la paga, tal vez incluso podría iniciar alguna pelea. Eso lo distraería un poco. Antes de irse, un objeto colgando de una silla le llamó la atención, tal y como ella, ese bolso barato lucía como algo que no debía estar allí. Al acercarse y abrirlo se encontró con poco: un estuche de maquillaje, una pequeña libreta y una tarjeta de identificación del edificio.
Deadpool volvió a sonreír con fuerza. La diversión no había acabado.
—Señores, prepárense para hacer valer el tag de stalking.O
Conocemos como fue el primer mes de esa “amistad”
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- Part 6 of Burnout (Español)
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(but it doesn’t even matter if you want me or not) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Oct 2025
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Wade had spent a lot of time trying to be a good person for Spidey. But…mistakes happen. Sometimes those mistakes end up unforgivable. Sometimes you have to do some mild kidnapping to restore order to your universe. Sometimes you find out the love of your life isn’t as old as you thought he was. It’s fine.
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- Part 21 of Novel’s Novelties (anonymous)
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Serendipitous by OriTheKraken
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
27 Sep 2025
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Somewhere in Utah, a ghost resurfaces to the land of the living after six long years, missed by all and mourned thoroughly over an empty grave decorated with chrysanthemums and forget-me-nots. Obviously, he wants to get back home as soon as possible—what? What did you say? What do you mean the police doesn't know where he actually is or where he's going?
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Wade Wilson accidentally falls in love with a memory, May Parker is in a bit of a pickle, Tony Stark is in moral purgatory, and no one actually seems to be able to find Peter Parker.
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A Showdown of Strengths by Kewpie_Pie
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
22 Sep 2025
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Spider-Man accidentally challenges Deadpool to the ultimate challenge of catching him off guard. Except he didn't mean to and things get out of hand quickly. In the midst of all the fun, playful banter turns to real feelings that both men need to sort out. With a little (lot of) but of Spider-Man flexing to remind Deadpool just how strong a spider truly is.
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ITCH / SCRATCH by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Sep 2025
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Peter and Wade unwind.
A 5+1.
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Peter Loves Mary Jane (not that one) ((MARIJUANA)) by Adsdragonlover
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
05 Sep 2025
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Or; 5 Times Weed helps Deadpool’s relationship with Spider-Man improve, plus one time they do so together entirely sober.
A 5 + 1 format Stoner Spideypool (eventual) shotgunning fic.
Featuring Wade’s Gift Giving Love Language, my love of italicizing things, a younger (but still sweatpants’d) Peter B Parker, and Wade’s inherent distrust of people’s real intentions towards him while in any way inebriated.