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El hospital tiembla cada vez que el doctor Zoro entra.
Alfa, adicto al caos y al dolor, encuentra su única dosis de calma (y condena) en un omega que debería mantenerse lejos… pero no puede.
Cogen. Se odian. Se desean.
Dicen no ser nada, pero entre feromonas y silencios, hay una promesa brutal:“Si te acuestas con otro, voy a cometer un crimen.”
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Nothing says Christmas like having to hang out with your husband's shitty family, right? If it's for Sanji, he'll do it, but Zoro isn't prepared to take it lying down.
OR: Roronoa Zoro's heroic mission to make sure that if he has to suffer, so does everyone else.
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Two years have passed for Zoro since the Strawhats were split up, spent under the tutelage of Mihawk Hawkeye. Now, the time has come for him to reunite with his nakama once more.
Except...
Zoro gets lost. But this time, he ends up far, far away from the Strawhats. The Elemental Nations aren’t prepared to deal with the implications.
Rewrite of Lost.
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- Part 2 of Lost
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Tags says it all. Exploring with Zorobin.
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- Part 37 of Zorobin writings
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Sanji didn’t mean to see anything.
Well.
He hadn’t meant to stick around for long. Really, he meant to just conveniently walk by and take a peek.
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Sanji is especially skilled at using a knife. It’s definitely a turn on for Zoro.
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Zosan Kinktober ‘25: Knife playSeries
- Part 29 of Zosan Kinktober 2025
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Shut-Up Kissing Is a Valid Communication Style by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
26 Oct 2025
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“I hate you,” Sanji gasps, covering his face.
Zoro leans on the counter and smirks. “You kiss all the people you hate?”
There’s a beat.
A long, excruciating, seismic beat where Sanji makes eye contact with the emergency wine rack and seriously considers smashing a bottle over his own head.
“I kissed you to shut you up,” he snarls.
“You could’ve just told me to shut up.”
“Oh, believe me, I have. Multiple times. All the time. But your mouth—your stupid mouth—never listens. It just keeps flapping like an idiot sail in an idiot storm on an idiot pirate ship and—!”
In which Sanji kisses Zoro to shut him up and it goes horribly, horribly right.
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- Part 8 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots
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"The sea god keeps their secrets deep; they always have."
ᝰ 𝚰𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝚰𝐂𝐇, there was a time when the ocean was a safe place for the nereids kind. When one didn't have to worry about being captured by the humans, but everything went downhill on that faithful night. Every day and night the nereids live in fear, until one night. The nereids prayed for a miracle, and that's when she was born. Matsu, god of the sea.
Now crowned with the title of a god, Matsu must protect her kin from the greedy humans who ruined her home. The task sounds easy, but is it really? Especially when she befriends a certain straw hat boy with a dream that almost sounds impossible.
Various One Piece x Oc! Female Reader
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You grip the bowl to bring yourself back to reality and nod sagely. “I see what’s going on here.”
He frowns. “What’s ‘going on here?’”
“Your crewmates are trying to help you win against Sanji.”
“Win against him in what?”
You slurp on your soup languidly.
He leans in. “I know you’re new to the ship and all, but you should know that I don’t lose to the cook. In anything.”
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You're a well-treated captive on the Sunny. Zoro's ordered to bring you dinner because Sanji's tied up in the kitchen and -- wouldn't you know it -- there's turbulence. -
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Sanji Vinsmoke, third prince of the militant Germa nation, has lived in the shadow of his brothers for as long as he can remember. Raised between cold laboratories and blood-soaked battlefields, he yearns to carve out a place of his own within his infamous family. That chance comes when he’s assigned to the army’s elite combat unit.
Zoro was only eight when the Germa took him. A born fighter, molded by war, he quickly caught the attention of his superiors and was thrown into the elite training program. Fuelled by vengeance and a ruthless drive to become the strongest, he’s never stopped pushing himself. So when he hears that one of the Germa princes is joining his unit, his mission becomes clear: eliminate him.
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- Part 1 of AU - Prince Sanji & Soldier Zoro
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Sanji has a predicament, and it’s all Zoro’s fault.
PROMPT: Bodily Fluids
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Zoro stumbles upon Sanji’s diary and he finds that Sanji’s been hiding a lot of thoughts about him. Zoro uses this opportunity to fuck with the pervy cook.
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Sanji Vinsmoke, troisième prince de la nation militaire de Germa, vit dans l'ombre de ses frères depuis toujours. Elévé entre un laboratoire et le champ de bataille, il brûle de trouver sa place au sein de sa détestable famille : l'opportunité de le faire lui est donné lorsqu'il intègre l'unité de combattants d'élite de l'armée sur ordre du roi Judge.
Zoro, kidnappé par le Germa lorsqu'il avait huit ans, a grandi au sein de l'armée. Enfant-soldat prometteur, il fût reperé très tôt par ses instructeurs et intégré au programme de préparation des soldats d'élites. Motivé à devenir le plus fort pour assouvir sa vengeance, il s'entraine sans relâche. Lorsqu'il apprends que l'un des princes du Germa va rejoindre son unité, il n'a qu'une idée en tête : se débarrasser de lui.
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- Part 1 of UA - Prince Sanji & Soldat Zoro
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Complicated feels, irresponsible coping mechanisms, and unsolicited advice from a surly elder. Aka: romance
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Reverse Potion of Invisibility (I can't see) by Skeebidybopbop
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2025
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“Ah-no.” Roronoa responded, scratching at his cheek with disinterest. “The stupid cook said that if I didn’t make it back to the ship before sunset, then he would take away my sake and give me The Booze That Makes You Blind.” He finished with a roll of his eye, seemingly under the assumption that was a normal thing to say.
Nathaniel, who was under no such impressions, stared at Roronoa with wide eyes, mouth fallen agape incredulously. He closed it with a resounding click, opening it a couple times trying to say anything to no avail. Eventually, a forced “I’m sorry?” managed to slip out.
“Don’t be, we’ve gotta do something with it I guess, and Franky, Usopp, and Chopper already took their shares.” Roronoa waved him off, as if that was actually what Nathaniel was talking about at all.
aka Zoro is let loose upon a poor town and loves messing with people
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Usopp shot upright like he’d been struck by lightning. “THAT’S IT!”
Everyone looked up in varying degrees of concern.
“We need… a show!”
Sanji poked his head out from the kitchen window. “What kind of show?”
Usopp was already scrambling for tools and paper. “A talent show! We’ve got nothing better to do! The crew’s full of amazing skills—and now, I, the master of performance, shall bring them to LIGHT!”
Franky gasped audibly from the engine room. Within seconds, he launched himself onto the deck, skates screeching. “A talent show?! THAT’S SUPER!”
“I don’t have any talent,” Zoro said, already trying to stand up and walk away.
“Wrong,” Usopp declared, blocking his path dramatically with a piece of plywood. “Your talent is… lifting stuff.”
“That’s not a talent.”
“It is if you do it impressively,” Usopp said with a grin.
or strawhats put on a talent show :thumbs up:
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How a traumatic experience can change the course of history, inadvertently turning freedom into conquest. Follow a hurt, smart, and ruthless Luffy, in possession of the Goro Goro no mi(Enel's fruit), in his new quest to find the One Piece, but not for the reason you'd imagine.
This fic focuses on the crew's feelings, portraying how their traumas and insecurities would really change their lives, turning them a little more real and dark, with more human responses to their problems, also making them not so keen on pirates because of their pasts. This fic tries to portray a more realistic story about the crew and their array of feelings towards the world, the people around them, themselves, and especially, pirates.
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Sanji is enjoying an entire movie screening room to himself… until some sentient piece of algae walks in, gets lost, then sits down right beside him. And listen, it’s not like Sanji likes algae, but the guy is kind of.. cute.
Just a little! That’s all!
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Perona has sent Zoro out on a mission: watch her new favourite movie at the theatre. This sees him out in the boonies, but that doesn’t matter. He gets there eventually.Somehow, he returns home with a potential boyfriend, and apparently new gossip material for Perona and Mihawk.
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Prompt from @anotherdailypromptgenerator on tumblr
"I will literally pay for you to shut up."
Or, Zoro pays Sanji (out of Nami's pocket of course) to shut up, and realizes just how much of his time is spent bickering.
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Sanji is out on his usual grocery run when something catches his eye: a maid cafe doing a raffle.
Sanji having a one track mind sees beautiful women in cute outfits and enters without thinking, despite the weird looks he's getting he stays.
Sanji wins... a date with Roronoa Zoro.