1 - 20 of 257 Works in Asexual Reader-Insert
Navigation
Listing Works
-
Tags
Summary
If you don't like this kind or stuff DO NOT READ THIS. LOOK ELSEWHERE FOR ALASTOR/READER STUFF.
PLEASE READ THE TAGS.
Summary
VVVVVVV(Y/n) hates Alastor like alot. She was murdered by cannibals. He's a cannibal.
Enemy's to friends to lovers!
Heavy depicting of cannibals, traumatic death, gore like never before. This is NOT for the faint of heart.
-
Tags
Summary
You’re a heavenly doe with a guilty past — a murderer who slipped into Heaven unnoticed. When you sneak into Hell after an extermination, Charlie recruits you as the hotel’s new group therapist, where your honesty and insight draw the dangerous interest of Alastor and Vox. Caught between an overlord rivalry, your secret sin, and the messy work of redemption, you become the unexpected catalyst binding — and complicating — them both. As you help sinners and try to mediate the decades-old feud between the two overlords, you become tangled in their rivalry, their fascination with you, and a dangerous slow-burn connection that may change Hell — and you — forever.
-
Tags
Summary
You thought you'd seen it all: clowns, a tall faceless guy who had arms longer than his torso, and a man with a smile cut into his face. After spending so many years seeing what shouldn't be seen, you were completely and utterly unbothered. So you thought.
When you were handed the opportunity to spite your childhood nightmare, you took it, accepting that you would have to interact with one of his minions. He was polite, funny, and appreciative, so what could go wrong? Surely you weren't going to fulfil both of his dreams at once. -
Tags
Summary
Honey ran away, far far away until he couldn't keep running. You're ready with open arms at the end.
-
Tags
Summary
“At least, it will be entertaining if you die.”
“Excuse me?!” you snapped and pulled the microphone closer to your mouth “You think it would be ENTERTAINING if I died?”
“Of course, my dear. I could tease you for all eternity that I was right.” He grinned. “Sounds like a lot of fun to me.”Life on the run has never been easy. Dodging the law, hiding your past, and chasing the next thrill is just another day in your book. When you arrive in New Orleans with a heist in mind, it’s supposed to be simple: get in, grab the goods, get out. But stealing a cursed radio? That wasn’t part of the plan.
Now the voice on the other end of the static is talking back—and he’s charming, snarky, and far too intriguing for your own good. As your connection deepens across the realms, so do the dangers. But nothing—neither hell, nor death, nor a thousand red flags—will stop you from tuning in.
Content Warning:
This story also contains some dark themes like domestic violence or even sexual assault. HOWEVER (tiny spoiler incoming), I feel that it's important to add that Alastor is NOT the one responsible for the sa! -
Tags
Summary
Rebuilding the world takes time. So does love.
But gravity doesn’t ask permission.
The tides don’t apologize.You’ve always been drawn to him.
And him, to you.
Series
- Part 1 of Herbs for the Heart
-
Figuring it Out (Sebastian/Asexual!Reader) by ohio_is_for_losers
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
01 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
You decided to give him the bouquet just before the flower dance, because you knew it would make things simpler. Either he’d turn you down and you’d just go home, or he’d accept, you’d share a quick kiss, and then dance together, confirming the rumors to his family and the town at large. The well-practiced steps of the dance would keep your mind off of the glaring omissions you had made when offering him a relationship. For what supposedly started as an ancient fertility ritual, the flower dance was quite sexless. But the part that followed is what had you worried. The two of you had snuck away from the festival early, and headed back to your house for a moment alone. And there was no choreography for this part.
A.K.A. After giving Sebastian a bouquet, You (reader) have the "I'm asexual" talk with him and then try to decide what intimacy means to both of you in a relationship without sex (basically figuring out where the farmer likes to be touched and how, what feels good, what doesn’t, etc.)
A.K.A. I'm ace and I'm writing the fic I want to see in the world.
-
Tags
Summary
You were a simple succubus gal working for a cheap ass delivery company, trying to pay off your debts and somehow surviving, when chaos seemed to follow you everywhere. Little did you know that just when you planned to turn your life around and live a cozy and normal life, a certain high-ranked jester demon king had different plans for you.
-
Floating in the Stars by LeseratteNordsee
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
24 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
Bucky and his girlfriend share a quiet moment together after an exhausting day.
-
Tags
Summary
it's so depressing how the space between my eyes are so much wetter than the space between my thighs
OR: Husk helps his boyfriend with trauma<3
(kinda written from experience)
Series
- Part 1 of hell time baby!! (hazbin/helluva)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,011
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 19
- Hits:
- 259
-
Tags
Summary
Lookism x fem!reader
Where an airhead with zero sense of survival just gets into trouble, worrying all her friends.
-
An Angel in Demon’s Clothing (Hazbin Hotel X Angel!Reader) by TheAspieAsp
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
16 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
You, the Reader, are dead. Not to worry, though, because you made it to Heaven! What does the afterlife have in store for you when you volunteer to go to Hell to help a princess make her dreams a reality? Shenanigans, probably.
Chapters may not all follow the same continuity, but they're not exactly oneshots, either. Will take suggestions/requests on a case-by-case basis.
There will be Angel Dust-typical sexual content, but no smut, as I am semi-sex repulsed.Cross-posted on Quotev and Wattpad
-
The Grim Reaper's Guide to Breaking Every Rule of the Universe by dragonsanddwarves
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
11 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
When touring America for the sake of it, you go to stay with your aunt in New Orleans for a while, taking up a peaceful part-time job restoring old objects. But a few weeks in, a package arrives containing an old radio that's seen better days, along with a note seemingly written by someone who thinks they could fist-fight the Devil.
What you didn't know, was the hell of a path that was now set out in front of you. Not fist-fighting the Devil, but instead a very smug radio host who would have no problem spending the rest of his days driving you up the walls.
But two could play that game.
(This is a re-upload as people have asked for it back - will be potentially continued)
-
Tags
Summary
You're a hermit. Meaning you basically never leave your home unless necessary.
One day, you come home from your bi-weekly shopping trip, when your neighbour tells you some exciting, yet worrying news:
Monsters are real?
Certainly they wouldn't come near you.Eventually, you find therapy, meaning you have to leave your home more.
But it's much to the delight of a certain skeleton who's laid his eyes on YOU. -
Tags
Summary
Falling.
You were falling.
…Or were you?
You were weightless; both falling and floating; suspended in midair, nothing below your feet, but also no air flying past your face or whipping your hair around to tell of gravity’s play of hand.
And it was dark.
Suddenly, in the middle of the far distance, a white light appeared. With each passing second, it was growing bigger, bigger, and bigger still.
You realized, belatedly, that the light was drawing you in, tugging at your very being, and something about it was… awakening something within you.
The light grew closer, and your hope stirred.
You hadn’t wanted to die. You didn’t want to die.
You looked up into the light, and you reached out with everything you had.
With one final tug, the light pulled you into its embrace.
And just as tightly, you held on.
Series
- Part 1 of Falling Forward With You
-
Tags
Summary
You and Jiang Cheng beat the heat with more heat. Asexually <3
[Future fic set in the universe of Trick of the Trade]
Series
- Part 4 of Connections
-
Tags
Summary
y/n nodded eagerly, still unable to properly form words. It's okay, y/n, we've all been there.
"Uh, can I get, uh- uhm, I think I'll get, the, uh... macaroni, with the chicken strips."
-
However You’ll Have Me by ThatOneAceCryptid
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
22 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
You’ve been meaning to come out to Chance as asexual for a while, but after your last human relationship didn’t take it well, you’re scared. What if you lose him too?
Series
-
The Love of Avarice (Mammon x Reader) by ChaosInfinity
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
You're a sinner just trying to get by each day of eternal damnation. One day while at your job at a convenience store located in Pentagram City, the King of Greed himself - the infamous Mammon - makes an unexpected stop. Even more unexpected, the deadly sin seems... down on his luck. After a basic attempt to show some compassion, Mammon offers you something you'd never in a million years have imagined: a date. Fearful of upsetting one of the most powerful authorities in Hell, you reluctantly agree. One date later and you find yourself whisked away into the world of Greed, now having to learn how to get close to the most insufferable of the Seven Deadly Sins. You quickly find out that Mammon is kind of guy who wants it all, and now, you're next on his wish list. Will you manage to find companionship in the most selfish sin, or face Mammon's wrath?
-
1:32 AM by mxstas
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Video Game), Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Anime)
18 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
After ages of overthinking and second guessing, Satan confides in his more than excited brother for romance advice. What he didn't mean was to find out that you were not attracted to him in the ways he was expecting.
or
Satan finds out you're asexual before you even get the chance to tell him, but he doesn't mind one bit.