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Two time wants to see 007n7s scars and then they FUCK!
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Vynal knew launching Syncra would shake up Hell’s media scene and drag trouble straight to her doorstep. She expected it.
But she didn’t expect this kind of trouble! VoxTech breathing down her neck, more and more sinners swarming her empire clambering to make a deal, and now catching her eye was the princess of hell talking about a hotel for redeeming sinners souls.
Hell is known for shifting fast, but now the Overdrive Demon plans to be right in the eye of the storm.
(This is a work in progress, I am still updating it with new chapters!)
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Time Crawls When… by NeverEndingPasta
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
09 Jan 2026
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After the hustle and bustle of the holidays, Bucky needed a break from everybody… everybody but Sam. His solution: an ice fishing trip. An ice fishing trip that’s just an “easy” twenty hour drive north of Delacroix. No cities, no crowds, no quick access to medical care should either one of them need it… Yeah, maybe this wasn’t such a good idea after all…
Final chapter will be posted next Friday!
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Marvel. I do not give permission for this work to be copied and/or posted to any other sites.
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Mike listens to 'Good Luck, Babe!' by Chappell Roan and crashes into a car on the interstate, killing a family of five by RowanAdams
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
09 Jan 2026
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Mike doesn't like Chappell Roan
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With a Bit of a Mind Flip by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Doctor Who (2005)
09 Jan 2026
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“Are your parents spies?”
“What? No.” No, they’re just a space alien and a woman from the future who briefly was all of time and space, no big deal.
“Are they…no, sorry, can’t think of any better reasons for there to be a weird vault of futuristic technology in your house, Steve.” Dustin says his name with a strange sort of emphasis, like he wants to impress upon Steve that he knows exactly who his is and what he’s about and he’s not going to get away with any of his shenanigans while Dustin is about. Steve wishes Dustin would clue him in on who Steve is and what he’s about because he’s beginning to wonder who and what that is exactly, if he ever knew in the first place.AU where Steve Harrington's parents are the Doctor and Rose Tyler and somehow he's still fighting monsters with a baseball bat.
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Hakka has always held feelings for Axel, but one day, things start to get awry.
Inspired by Dark Dayo! 🍊
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This is my stupid best friend by Sillyseall815
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Hermitcraft SMP, State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
09 Jan 2026
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"Are you like.. Wemmbu?"
"Shh-!" He hushed, looking around the area. "Bro. Shut up." He stressed.
"Is that a yes or a no?"
"A yes!"
"Okay." He said flatly. "How'd you know?" Egg crossed his arms, and looked Wemmbu up and down. "Bro you lowkey look the exact same, just with 1800's man fit. It's okay though. It looks pretty cool." He assessed the outfit. Including the comically large mace, yeah, it was pretty cool.
"Aren't you like.. scared?"
"Scared of failing." Egg answered. "I gotta go to the library. Because you don't do shit on projects."
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Eggchan is best friends with Wemmbu, one of the strongest villains in Capital city. What happens when he finds out his friend's true identity?
Hostage situations, crossover confusion, and maybe even a war.
Somehow, Egg finds himself learning.. personal relationships between heroes, vigilantes, and villains that he should probably not know.
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Hermione's potion accident gives five witches dicks. Now she, Lavender, Luna, Pansy, and McGonagall form a secret support group to cope. The problem escalates, and their hands aren't enough. More people get dragged in. Why does Luna keep calling her new cock, Gerald? Harry Potter, the boy who lived himself, is always just a look away from noticing that his best friend, and a few others, are not as they used to be. Just wait until Blaise makes him question his sexuality.
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“You’re Merrick’s brother, right? Christian? Christopher? Or some other?”
“Charles."
“You look nothing like him.”
“Pardon?”
“Are you sure you’re a Tremayne?”
Charles Tremayne, heir to the dying Tremayne fortune, finds himself on the unfortunate receiving end of his younger brother's boss's affections. For some reason. The most vexing thing about Iseul Sing has to be, well, everything about him. The second most vexing thing has to be that Charles cannot stop thinking about him.
(For Pulleyverse Fanweek 2026. Day 4: Crack)
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- Part 4 of Pulleyverse Crack Ships
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Five Times The Universe Conspired Against Taigen Keeping His Hair And The One Time Life Took Its Course by poolsidescientist
Fandoms: Blue Eye Samurai (Cartoon)
09 Jan 2026
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Taigen was cursed. He blamed Mizu. Mostly he just wanted to grow his hair back out without anything happening to it. Again.
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Such Fragile Lives by FrostedGemstones22
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney
09 Jan 2026
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“I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.
Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”
“I have a boyfriend, you know.”
Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.” He rolled his eyes.
“And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.
“Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”
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Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
A Queen Bee Bitch
An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
A nobody college student; and
A goddamn mature adultAnd Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.
Updates on Wednesdays
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[Podfic] woven into its own solemn pattern by sisi_rambles for elrohir
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jan 2026
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"The forehead ribbon is a Lan disciple's most treasured possession," Lan Wangji murmured, taking Wei Wuxian's hand and raising it to the cloud emblem in the center of the ribbon. Wei Wuxian shivered, remembering what it meant for Lan Wangji to allow him to touch it. He brushed a thumb gently over Lan Wangji's brow.
"Have you had the same ribbon your whole life?" Wei Wuxian asked. Lan Wangji shook his head and exhaled softly. This close, Wei Wuxian could feel the warmth of Lan Wangji's breath on his cheeks.
"No. Mine is a gift from Uncle, after he qi deviated after the death of my mother. It was woven from his very own fur."
"Your uncle's—fur?!"
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Ceiling Conrad and Eltcreed Valentine's Steamy Adventures by horriblelifedecisions
Fandoms: even if TEMPEST 宵闇にかく語りき魔女 (Visual Novel), Steam Prison (Visual Novels)
09 Jan 2026
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A collection of crack fics I made for my friend 💕
I've never played Steam Prison so I just based Eltcreed based off what my friend told me!
Top: Ceiling Conrad (Conrad Neuschburn, but with his face upside-down, hair as legs, and a giant hand as a body)
Bottom: Eltcreed ValentineEnjoy!
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Time Is An Asshole But Eternity Isn't by NonExistent19
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
09 Jan 2026
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Time is a circle and demigods run endlessly on it. Over and over until they’re free or no longer the same. But as demigods do best, they do the best they can with scraps.
Or I make a time loop fic just to put the demigods in situations tm
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[Podfic] Five Conversations Hikaru and Akira Never Had by sisi_rambles
Fandoms: Hikaru no Go
09 Jan 2026
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Team Crafted finally defeats Herobrine, its time to celebrate!
Except Sky can't celebrate as he's beginning to notice himself changing in ways he would consider terrifying, as suddenly gaining magic was never apart of his plan.
!! I DO NOT SUPPORT THE ACTUAL SKYDOESMINECRAFT GUYS THIS IS JUST ME REMEMBERING AN OLD HYPERFIXATION DO NOT SUPPORT HIM !!
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Galbrena is suspecting that Rover is tryna strike a chord, so she enlists Aalto's help to catch him in the act.
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How to be a good omega by nijicat
Fandoms: 今際の国のアリス | Imawa no Kuni no Alice | Alice in Borderland (TV), 今際の国のアリス | Imawa no Kuni no Alice | Alice in Borderland (Manga)
09 Jan 2026
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Chishiya Shuntaro is not your typical omega in the slightest — but even he isn't immune to falling in love
Or: when following a step-by-step list feels like the solution to everything.
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Wherever They Go, Trouble Follows by EDITHCARDYBRUNO
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
09 Jan 2026
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Whether purposely or not, James T. Kirk and S'Chn T'Gai Spock constantly end up in sticky situations.
Each chapter is independent of the others, and I deliberately omitted all the other major characters, focusing on my two favorites and portraying them as a happily married couple.
Their troubles sometimes are serious, other times downright ridiculous. However, they muster through it all.Series
- Part 1 of Space Spouses
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"Hockey rivalries make the game fun - for the players and for the fans. Nothing got your blood pumping like a good ole fashioned face off. It’s about more than just winning. It’s about honor. It’s about team loyalty. It’s about getting to shove your win in their face and blow raspberries like you’re five years old again.
The darker side of rivalries involve unchecked reckless aggression. It ends in blood being spilt. Bones being broken. Players hauled off the rink into an ambulance. These are the sobering moments that make you snap out of it. It’s just a game. The fun is over. Someone’s hurt. "
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Shane's move to Ottawa unexpectedly causes a new rivalry to pop off and take over the NHL. He's been involved with rivalries his entire career, but this one might just take the cake.Series