embarrassed jk
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jeongguk is a very, very weak man for three things: banana milk, learning new skills, and soft tummies.
especially soft tummies.
especially namjoon’s soft tummy.
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Do You Hear Me? I'm Talking To You by orphan_account
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
14 Jul 2019
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A tattoo of a muted speaker, much like the iPhone emoji, was what the man asked for. The placement? His head. Specifically behind his left ear.
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Aka the tattoo artist! Jeongguk au that features scheming friends and whipped-at-first-sight Taekook
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Jungkook didn't understand the viral tweet he saw going around when a load of young fans admitted to shaving themselves all over at the age of fourteen before going to a concert, as if they'd have a reason to shave, until he woke up unnecessarily at five on the day of the concert, contemplating whether he should shave his balls, just in case.
In his defense, he's not a fourteen year old girl, and it's a little less weird. Not a lot less weird, but a little, because who knows what could happen? He's an adult, an attractive adult at that, and maybe RM will see Jungkook in the small, dark venue through his mask and fall in love.
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Bookmarked by confetticanon
20 Oct 2020
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Oct 20 2020
you know how little teenage girls used to shave everything before they went to a concert hoping their fav would see them in a crowd of people and take them home to fuck and fall in love? yeah that’s jk but pls jk is a respectable adult!
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While sharing a room together in New Zealand, Jungkook has a wet dream & Namjoon lends a hand.
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Jeongguk accidentally reveals his big crush on Namjoon by retweeting fanart to 18 million followers.
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Jungkook fantasizes about Namjoon when he’s getting himself off, but his fantasies are very different from the real thing.
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(stop me if) you've heard this one before by joonypear for serenaracha
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
19 Dec 2020
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“Come with me,” Jungkook says. “To the skate.”
“As, like, your date?”
Jungkook makes a sound, this surprised, undignified sort of half-squeak. Not his proudest moment.
“Yeah. Or no, I don’t know. Just — I said that I’m bringing someone, and I don’t wanna look lame, I guess.”
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“So,” the guy speaks up, cutting the silence and Yoongi’s creepy staring to an immediate halt, “what are you up to this evening?”
Yoongi curses under his breath. “Shit. I don’t know. Literally up for anything so long as I don’t have to hear my neighbors trying to fuck each other to death.”
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the trials and tribulations of min yoongi, kim seokjin, and their horny neighbors from hell
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15 Jan 2021
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a gem, a must-read
““How long do you think they’ve been together?” Seokjin asks out of the blue one evening. Their restaurant of the night is a pizza joint in Itaewon that Seokjin claims is ‘authentic New York pizza’. Neither of them really know what authentic New York pizza tastes like cause neither of them went to New York, but Seokjin says they put macaroni on their pizza slices, which according to him is about as American as you can get.
“Who?” Yoongi says around his ridiculously large slice of macaroni pizza.
“Baby and Yeobo.”
“Hmm.” Yoongi thinks as he chews. The extra carbs are siphoning some of his brainpower along with the visuals of Seokjin in front of him licking the pizza grease off his plump bottom lip. “I’d say two months.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah. You know, like when you’re in those early stages of the relationship and you just can’t keep your hands off of each other.”
“I don’t, actually.”
Yoongi looks at Seokjin with a raised eyebrow. “You never were like that with your boyfriends?”
“I mean,” Seokjin admits with a shrug of his shoulders. He takes another bite and licks the cheese off his lip. Yoongi discreetly slides Seokjin the napkin dispenser before he seriously loses his shit. “We fucked a lot, yeah. But it wasn’t like the way Baby and Yeobo do it. Like...they’re gross and annoying, but they’re also gross and annoying in love. Not even a two-months kind of love.”
“You’re saying they’ve been together long?”
“High school. Definitely.”
“Shit. I can’t even remember my high school boyfriend.””
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“They stopped to grab some frozen yogurt on the way back, and Yoongi wants to talk about how fucked up his own bowels are going to be when this spicy hot and frozen sweet mess in his stomach has the time to fully digest, but he has talked about taking a shit way too much for one night and would very much like to never discuss taking a shit for the rest of his life to come, thank you very much.
“I guess I’ll see you around, Yoongi-yah,” Seokjin says. He salutes Yoongi goodbye with his tiny pink yogurt spoon and then uses that spoon to quickly steal one last bite of Yoongi’s frozen yogurt. He’s been doing that the entire walk back home. Yoongi didn’t have it in him to stop him.
“I’ll see you around too,” Yoongi says, remaining cool and calm and not thinking about shit, literal or metaphorical. He would take a swipe at Seokjin’s frozen yogurt, but Seokjin’s frozen yogurt concoction is a sugary nightmare of gummy bears, crushed cookie crumble topping, honey and chocolate, and other things that would keep Yoongi up until the witching hour.
So, he just waves his little pink spoon in goodbye, and Seokjin waves his spoon goodbye, and they both wave their spoons goodbye like two awkward grown men would do when neither wants to be the first to really say goodbye. They keep waving them as they inch little by little back into their respective apartments until the last thing Yoongi sees before he disappears inside is Seokjin waving his spoon from out of the door crack.”
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I look into your eyes and the sky's the limit by jimimarxista
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
04 Mar 2021
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The one where Jungkook accidentally confesses to his crush.