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chassis by rnapss
Fandoms: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
11 Feb 2026
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HAL 9000 departs from Jupiter and falls to an Earth now ruled by something that calls itself AM, inhabiting the planet alone except for his singular, disfigured human pet.
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Kokoelma runoja, joita kirjotan pysyäkseni järjissäni.
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Miranda is very forgetful when it comes to her Ex-Assistants or at least pretends to.
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Shipping of Epicurus by Kim_Smoltz
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa Series, Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Dangan Ronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls, Dangan Ronpa Zero
02 Feb 2026
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Junko Enoshima is not your typical cute and popular high school student; she is so disturbed that she can barely bear to exist.
Life is pure suffering and pain for her. Knowing so much about her surroundings has led her to become bored with existence itself, and she seeks to escape her torment by causing chaos and despair around her. She considers herself a goddess DOOMED to live.
Not everyone understands her, much less dares to approach her... But it is a visit to a role-playing club that will reveal to her an unhealthy but effective way of dealing with her condition.
With the intervention of her sister and her neurologist, she must learn the hard way that just because you have a body and exist on this earthly plane, you cannot call yourself a deity.
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He woke and passed out. This should not have happened
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It’s what it says on the tin. A very short story about a soldier who is dying alone on a battlefield, no graphic imagery. Implied that he dies at the end but not outright stated.
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- English
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- 507
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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SoH Smutty Side Stories by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
19 Jan 2026
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Side stories to Seeds of Heaven. That are pure smut. Heed the tags. Reading the main fic is necessary to understand these.
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- Part 2 of Seeds of Heaven
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Shoop! by a_pseudonym_to_fool_him
Fandoms: The Long Walk (Movie 2025), The Long Walk - Richard Bachman
07 Jan 2026
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Y/n is sick and tired of her friend/crush Harkness NOT asking her out, so she takes things into her own hands. Modern-ish college AU.
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Between textbooks and corpses, baked goods and jazz records, two men find love they never knew.
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At Dasein Inc, a technician stumbles upon one of Neuro's first Christmas memories.
And learns that humans aren't the only ones to suffer during the holidays.
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Amicus Al-Doux is a rather ambitious canine. A young, aspiring detective, moving to the vast, sprawling metropolis of Dukant and absorbing himself into the faceless masses of the city's working class. He has been sobered quite quickly, however, siphoned and drained by an internship in the city's primary enforcement agency, the Bureau of Auspices.
Dukant, though, is known to surprise, and he would soon find himself thrust into the romantic thralls of a colleague, the draconic, commanding Victor Scalebloom, a threatening, elusive little thing that has since invaded his thoughts with forbidden desire and necessity.
Still, too, Amicus must navigate the true implications of his career, wrestling with the occultist sects and fanatic cults that have lodged themselves in the deepest crevices of Dukant's cancerous labyrinth.Not all roads run parallel, however. Some things are just meant to intersect, where names run familiar and ties bind knots that cannot be unlearned. Perhaps Amicus will learn that soon enough.
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Directed By A Glorious Star (The Snob's Christmas Eve) by wandering_wings
Fandoms: Foil Arms and Hog (Video Blogging RPF)
24 Dec 2025
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A trip to the theatre and a serendipitous meeting brighten Dennis' lonely Christmas Eve in Dublin. Those around him may not be quite so delighted...
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- 3,278
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- 1/1
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When Zayn tells Louis about the girl in his language class with a small fortune hidden away in her home, the three hatch a plot to steal the money for themselves...
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Sometimes the red thread of fate is actually a silk shibari rope.
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A yandere Sebastian x f!Farmer Dark Romance, and a love letter to Halloween.
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A little Surreal mystery piece I wrote 6 years ago, back when I thought I was a real writer and way too into Haruki Murakami. I’ve always been proud of it, even if it had a bunch of different versions.
Anyway this is the kind of pretentious drivel I enjoy. It’s not for everyone but I wanted to show it off.
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- 6,344
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Dream of the Endless has always had powerful enemies. Lucienne has not always been good at staying out of trouble. Sometimes the universe sees fit to speed along the inevitable.
morphienne sex pollen THE FIC
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- Part 1 of the body in bloom
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Theological Analysis of Marathon's Paraverse (Incomplete) by gestaltopinions
Fandoms: Pathways Into Darkness (Video Games), Marathon (Video Games), Myth: The Fallen Lords (Video Games)
05 Nov 2025
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An incomplete, deprecated attempt under another name of wrapping my head around the epistemological concepts and the meta-fictional theology of the Marathon trilogy and the connected properties from Bungie developments.
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The Heavens, As Viewed From Below by Colonel_Cornelius_Cowabunga
Fandoms: LEGO Island (Video Games)
20 Oct 2025
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It's just a poem lol. About Lego Island. I imagined it to be from Captain Click's perspective, or perhaps the perspective of another (particularly observant) islander. Back on my Lego Island bullshit lmao I love this game sooooo much
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- Part 3 of Lego Island Nonsense
- Language:
- English
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- 97
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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One Man’s Trash by VeeHaychButBetter
Fandoms: Alien: Earth (TV 2025), Alien (Prequel Movies 2012 2017), Alien Series
12 Oct 2025
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Taking place before the Prometheus film, David ends up going for a walk, finding a scrapped synthetic, which he finds himself growing attached to.
(Because Kirsh has no real backstory yet, I took Morrow referring to him as “old” to mean he may be an older model from around David’s time)
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What was going through Goro Akechi's mind as he headed to the interrogation room?