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In an alternate universe, the four Omega Kids play SBURB.
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*CURRENTLY ONGOING*
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I'm just making this SBURB fan session for fun, hope you enjoy it! I cancelled my previous one because I got an idea for this one, and I had ALOT more fun writing this than my previous fanfic.
(Some of these tags won't apply right now, but they'll be added later on.)
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5* Young Adults play a game.
*5 (actually 6 and an AI)
A Scratch is caused thanks to The Doctor’s tampering
PLEASE mind the tags, the story is intended to be primarily OC focused but Hal is also about as relevant.
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John has made his choice. It was the only choice for him. Now nothing shall be the same...
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- Part 2 of Homestuck: Candied Meat
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Four kids (and four trolls later on) play a heavily modded game of SBURB, an MMORPG called BIZARR.
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*CANCELLED, FOR NOW*
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I'm just making this SBURB fan session for fun, hope you enjoy it!
(Some of these tags won't apply right now, but they'll be added later on.)
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So, on the topic of sexual awakenings, here’s one for you - I’m sure by now you think you know the direction this story is heading, becoming an erotica of all fucking things, but you’re dearly mistaken, esteemed reader.
It is actually going to become a piece of erotic literature. How is that different from an erotica, you may say? Well, an example goes a long way in explaining contrast.
(Or, Ultimate Dirk decides to sexualize the narrative. Sorry, his narrative.)
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Panem et Vinum et Circenses by steelydeelydan
Fandoms: Homestuck, Homestuck 2: Beyond Canon - Fandom
29 Dec 2025
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What if your Creator was alien? What if He had a body so different from the ones you knew? What if He wanted you to learn every single difference between His and those of your people?
Your name is Xacto Antei, and the skin of your God is warm beneath your hand.
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Dave wasn't shocked when Dirk came to him to say he'd fucked up. Fucking up seemed to be the typical Strider skill at this point, especially his brother. But when he'd told him that he'd somehow merged different splinters into himself and that they were fighting for his body, he wasn't so sure if Dirk was telling an awful joke, or if he had genuinely made the biggest of all fucking mistakes.
Quickly, he realised, it wasn't a joke at all.
And oh boy. Dirks were insufferable.
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John doesn't enter the Medium and instead wakes up in the hospital with a nasty concussion and Rose Lalonde at his bedside.
It should be a happily ever after...should be. Of course, nothing ever goes to plan.
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Jake doesn't even know it yet, but he waits for a command. Not just a verbal one, no. Permission to move, to do what I wish. He is, and forevermore will be, mine to control.
To love me is to obey, and he does it oh so well.
--Ult!Dirk has fun with Jake, and the author has fun writing narrator Dirk with some porn as a bonus
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Me and my oomf fucking hate the infidelity plotline in hsbc so I'm making this fic to show what SHOULD have happened.
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Now you're all gone, got your make-up on (and you're not coming back.) by Cowie_moozie
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Dec 2025
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There was a long silence that followed after that. With that silence, came fear. The fear of losing Dirk again came crashing down in your mind. Hard. Had you stepped too far again?
Was he angry at you?
"Dirk.." Your voice shook as you said his name in an almost whisper, but swallowed as your voice came out again at normal volume when you spoke again, the same shake in it.
"I can't lose you again."
"You already did."
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You wake up. You think it's a nightmare. But a text from your sister -- from Jasprose -- makes you realize this is all too real.
Your name was DAVEPETASPRITE^2.
Your head is horribly, horribly empty.
The date is April 13th, 2009.
How do you cope?
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This is a story about a Wikipedia article about a series of YouTube videos about a man getting lost in a wilderness of his own making.
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Are you shining just for me?
City of Stars
There's so much that I can't seeHe'd count once, then twice, and then however more times were needed before coming to the conclusion that, no matter how many times he counted, he'd never find the one he was looking for.
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Jake had tried to sneak upon Dirk's ship to sabotage his plans, or that's what he'd told himself. He knew he couldn't live without Dirk either way, and needed to feel useful again. So when he was captured and discovered Dirk had special plans for him...maybe he wasn't as disinterested as he should be.
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The beta kids end up with the wrong guardians and a new session is made.
(Unbetaded, will fix errors later)
(This is based on a fanfic I made on fanfiction.net.... wich I never finished writing)
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Swan diving off the tongues of crippled giants
International Business Machine
Choking on bits of barley bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
Clutch
Podfic of Beams of Darkness by SamGabrielVO.
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- Part 4 of [Podfic] TH4NKS FOR PL4Y1NG
- Part 4 of [Podfic] TH4NKS FOR PL4Y1NG [SFW V3RS1ON]
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Swan diving off the tongues of crippled giants
International Business Machine
Choking on bits of barley bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
Clutch
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- Part 4 of TH4NKS FOR PL4Y1NG
- Part 4 of TH4NKS FOR PL4Y1NG [SFW V3RS1ON]
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metacognition (noun): awareness or analysis of one's own learning or thinking processes
Your name is Jade Harley, and you have ascended.
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Sometimes Dirk reminds you of someone else you once knew.