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    “I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.

    Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”

    “I have a boyfriend, you know.”

    Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.” He rolled his eyes.

    “And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.

    “Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”

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    Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
    A Queen Bee Bitch
    An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
    A nobody college student; and
    A goddamn mature adult

    And Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.

    Updates on Wednesdays

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Marilyn's plan to use Crackstone to eradicate all outcasts is foolproof, until Tyler realizes that he's an outcast too. Marilyn can't be trusted, and Tyler thinks it's only so long before she turns on him. Tyler realizes that the one person who can defeat Crackstone is his crush, nemesis, and someone who is lying near-dead in a crypt.

    And that just won't do.

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    Or, instead of Goody, Tyler saves Wednesday's life.

    Cue a magical scavenger hunt.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    “Well… it’s not like it’s going to kill me, right? I’ll just wait for it to wear off and-“

    She froze. Her eyebrows furrowed and her gaze shot back to her lap.

    “Mantis. It’s not going to kill me. Right?”
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    Mantis releases a pollen while “ovulating” that makes Loki freaky ;3

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    10 Jan 2026

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    The circus is gone.

    'Pomni' is Christine, an office worker living in the city, and 'Jax' is Felix, a guy just trying to find his next job, or better yet, a bed that isn't a couch.

    As they're trying to return to the lives they had before, the last thing they expected was to crash into each other in the street.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    Escaping the Digital Circus was only the beginning. Weeks later, Pomni -Christine- runs into Jax -Felix- on the New York sidewalk. She thought she'd never hear his stupid voice again. Their unexpected reunion forces them to confront the weight of the past, and now, the trajectory of their future.

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    27 Dec 2025