Hoomanbeans (Frednymph)

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  1. My writings on the late Mr Theodore Finch and his muse Miss Ultraviolet Remarkey-able by

    Fandom All the Bright Places - Jennifer Niven

    19 Feb 2026

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  2. At The Gym by

    Fandom Angel: the Series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Call the Midwife, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Grey's Anatomy, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Supergirl (TV 2015)

    19 Feb 2026

    Words:
    11,502
    Works:
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  3. Time And Time Again by

    Fandom TiMER (2009), Xena: Warrior Princess

    16 Feb 2026

    Summary

    A series of AU first kisses for Xena and Gabrielle.

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    14,099
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    5

  4. World Without Shrimp (WWS) by

    Fandom Angel: the Series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Comics 1998), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms

    22 Nov 2025

    Summary

    The World Without Shrimp is a reality much the same as ours but they don't have any shrimp.
    A collection of all the stories in the WWS including oneshots, and character backstories.
    These are still available over on Fanfiction.Net under the same titles.

    Words:
    427,984
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    3

  5. People In Here Are Waiting by

    Fandom Call the Midwife

    15 Nov 2025

    Summary

    A timeline of canon fics for Patsy and Delia, a collection of moments from how they got together to their retirement (perhaps one day)

    Words:
    18,668
    Works:
    9

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

    I'll Keep You My Dirty Little Secret by

    Fandoms: Mean Girls (2024), Mean Girls (2004)  

    27 Jan 2025

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    The sound of the water running from Regina’s shower pattering against the tile floor puts Gretchen slightly at ease. Just enough, so that the small brunette builds up the confidence to crawl up the bed and look down at her best friend with a mix of adoration and amusement. “Just for like, a minute, okay? She’s been in there a while.” She relents, fingers running across the palm of Karen’s hand softly.

    OR

    Four times Regina doesn't walk in on her best friends, and the one time she does.

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    Bookmarked by Hoomanbeans (Frednymph)

    22 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 80

    Kissing Lessons by

    Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024)  

    07 Feb 2026

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    Elphaba was just trying to study on a rainy day. That's all. But then her roommate/best friend came home early from a date and changed her life forever.

    or

    Galinda asks Elphaba if she can kiss her....you know...for science.

    Language:
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    11/11
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    346
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    780
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    Bookmarked by Hoomanbeans (Frednymph)

    16 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 2

    Warmth by for Bones_Bard

    Fandoms: The Paternoster Gang (Big Finish Audio), Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms  

    31 Oct 2025

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    Shortly after Madame Vastra has taken her in, Jenny finds her madame collapsed on the ground on a cold day. She worries for her madame's health.

    Language:
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    635
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    23
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    2
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    Bookmarked by Hoomanbeans (Frednymph)

    15 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 18

    The Most Elementary of Errors by

    Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms  

    10 Jul 2020

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    This is very much just another Vastra and Jenny falling in love story that leads to smut (very explicit smut, I should probably add). This story has been told by other people before, and there are many stories posted here that are much better than this one. In the notes, I list my favourites, which have influenced this one, and which I encourage you to read because they are awesome.

    There are two reasons for why I’ve written this. Firstly, I’ve recently become belatedly obsessed with Vastra and Jenny and I’ve read so many Vastra and Jenny stories that I’ve pretty much ran out of them, so I wrote my own as a last resort mostly to quell my thirst for more. Secondly, even though lots of the stories I’ve read are absolutely brilliant and I love them, there is one particular anatomical fact that no one seems to have picked up on, and it started to bother me, so I wrote something that incorporates that fact.

    Did you know lots of reptiles have two clits? They do. Look it up if you don’t believe me.

    There are some canon inconsistencies. I’ve mostly ignored the the Brilliant Book 2012. I obviously neither created nor own the characters.

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    Chapters:
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    Bookmarked by Hoomanbeans (Frednymph)

    15 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 7

    The Devil To Pay by

    Fandoms: Xena: Warrior Princess  

    24 Oct 2025

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    Sirens are just a legend, everybody knows that - Xena included. But with her crew’s life and her own at stake, she needs to provide one. Supposedly, a girl is just as good as any... given that she can sing.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,857
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1,975
    Bookmarked by Hoomanbeans (Frednymph)

    14 Dec 2025

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