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    Fuck,” Rozanov swore, quietly. He sounded like he’d just been slammed against the boards — wounded and winded in a way Shane thought, privately, he had no right to feel. “What are you going to do?

    “Well I can’t fucking keep it,” Shane said, voice shrill. “What the fuck am I going to tell my team? Oh, sorry guys, I have to bow out of this season halfway. Oh, you know, nothing super serious, it’s just that Rozanov — yeah, you know that guy, captain of our franchise fucking rivals? — he fucking knocked me up!

    Two babies Shane and Ilya never have, and the daughter they do.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    This is so good and so real and so accurate it makes me want to curl up into a ball and rip out my hair. And the sequel... and they ANALYSIS god the analysis this fic is worth it even if just for the analysis. I can not afford to lose this fic and forget about it so I'm bookmarking it

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    09 Apr 2025

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    Sam sits on a doorstep, watching the celebrants heading for the ball drop in Times Square. He isn't joining them. He has more important things to do, like figure out where his next meal is coming from.

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    31 Mar 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    When you work as a waitress in a diner on a busy interstate, you get to meet some of the most fascinating people. (AU #2 for "The Actor", story #4)

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    Rose was lost, Martha left, Astrid even died. It's a lonely Doctor that wonders what exactly just went BONK! against his TARDIS, and when he finds out that his visitor claims to be Loki, the God of Mischief, well...

    Curious, the Doctor offers him a ride. Unfortunately, Loki decides he wants to go the roots of Yggdrasil. And things...don't go exactly as planned.

    Or: What happens after Loki falls from the Bifrost, winds up hurt and confused and furious in a Phone Box and now has to deal with the most bizarre man he has ever met. This has definitely not been one of his better plans.

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    12 Sep 2024