If_ihate_u_desreve
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Yet another rehab fic. Not required to have read the previous fic. Time line what time line?
I'm going to try and update every few days or around. Each chapter will be at least 1k words. I should put a real summary huh?
Frank doesn't know what day it is, what month it is, but he knows he loves his wife and will go through all the sickness in the world for her, even if it means 2 months shaking out withdrawals and the rest of rehab hallucinating and struggling to think straight, even if his withdrawals really shouldve ended by now. Why are they still happening?
The mutism tag applies to Frank here in a later chapter, don't wanna spoil any more than that ;)
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- Part 2 of The Pitt: Good Wife Abby Langdon
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Just some random f & t fluff. Idk lol I just love the forbidden het!
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It's all so much. He can't handle it. He breaks down on the roof and calls his wife, not sure what he's going to do if she doesn't answer. But she does. And she's the only thing that can soothe him like this. Other than his kids.
Now edited.
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- Part 1 of The Pitt: Good Wife Abby Langdon
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Inspired by Patrick ball himself saying "mouth breathers rise up" and how he seems to never once breathe out of his nose this entire show. Why are you like this frank. Franklin. Frankie. Francis.
Trinity doesn't like how he mouth breathes right into a patients face.
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Basically,
Patient: frank you are cishet
Frank: bold of you to assume I'm either
I wrote this in like 10 minutes it's probably only 300 words I didnt check
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unfinished works by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandom: Encanto (2021), Original Work, Real Person Fiction, Smosh
21 Jul 2024
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wips in case i, like, die idk
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Jack and Robby, trying something new. Of course Robby can't REALLY get pregnant, but they sure as hell can pretend.
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- Part 6 of kinky rabbot
Bookmarked by If_ihate_u_desreve
14 Dec 2025
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How the hell does this have a lot of my kinks. Other than the feeding and breeding this is like a party for me
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“You’re squirming.”
Dennis’s face flushed. “No, I’m not.”
“Yeah, you are,” Robby said, his voice low and certain. He leaned closer, his breath warm against Dennis’s ear. “Gotta piss, kid?” Robby’s tone was a lustful mix of crude and blunt, sending a jolt straight through Dennis. He bit his lip, attempting to hide the smile creeping onto his face. He nodded shyly. “A little.”
“Then go.” Robby’s hand rested on Dennis’s thigh, his thumb stroking slow circles. “What’s stoppin’ you?”
tldr; After a long, exhausting shift, Dennis really needs to pee, but he doesn't because he's a freak. Robby toys with him, they have a lot of fun. I suck at summaries.
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langdon and santos work out their issues by hatefucking. they become friends after that.
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Semper fidelis, the coyote says, grinning, teeth in a throat.
Bookmarked by If_ihate_u_desreve
01 Dec 2025
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This fanfic made me take Latin in 8th grade and I hated every second of it because it was in a computer room and I was the only one in the entire school taking Latin. The school of 1k other kids. No one else was taking Latin. They had pulled the rug in German that year and I was left with *Latin*. That I picked because of this fic. At least I know Pennsylvania means Penns forest. And porta means to carry. I don't know what the fuck tenses are still I skipped the year of English I was supposed to be taught that
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“Shit. So, what’s even going on exactly?”
“Groundhog’s Day meets Final Destination, I guess.”
All John wanted was a little peace and quiet, but instead of that, he found Langdon on the roof with a lot of strange things to say.