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The important thing to understand is that I hate myself. So when Harry Potter tried to get me fired it’s not like I thought I didn’t deserve it. I mean, obviously I didn’t deserve it. He fucked up his paperwork and it would take all of two minutes for me to summon the forms and show the DMLE what an utter cock he was. But, like, I did deserve for no one to give a single shit about whether or not Potter was right.
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27 Apr 2025
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Harry's not sure which would be worse: Ron and Hermione finding out he buys Draco Malfoy's premium pornography and an extra gift off his wishlist every week, or Draco Malfoy finding out Harry has a horrible, distracting, embarrassing crush on him.
Alt title: Whore-ton Hears a Harry.
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23 Feb 2025
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Poor Taste, Rich Company by swordboard, toxik_angel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Feb 2025
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Draco has terrible taste in men; too old, too married, too convicted of insurance fraud - the worse the man, the more likely Draco is to date him. Which is why Harry, his best friend, is so offended when Draco develops a crush on him.
Harry's taste is just fine, the problem is every other aspect of his life, including the new problem of his terribly attractive hot mess of a best friend trying to make ANOTHER bad choice and ruin their friendship with sex.Featuring: arrest parties, political terrorism, intervention parties, Lucius Malfoy on Twitter, and unrequited love parties.
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- English
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- 95,181
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- 21/21
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23 Feb 2025
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Spreading you open is the only way of knowing you by vanna_t
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
17 May 2025
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Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson found themselves bound by an unwanted marriage. One they only agreed to due to their father's demand.
Harry could not care less about his so called 'husband' whereas Louis wanted to give it an honest try. Things get complex when Harry finds himself slowly starting to care for Louis.
Amidst this, a question lingers in the air like a haunting melody - can their union ever find harmony?
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- 23/23
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05 Dec 2024
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Love For Sale by GypsyWillow
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
15 Mar 2024
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Henry is an unknown writer who has signed with a clinic to be a surrogate to finance his first book. When he finds out that someone has selected him to be their surrogate, Henry is more than elated.
That someone, however, is high profile lawyer, Alexander Claremont-Diaz.
Surely this should be an easy process.
Henry is about to find out.
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- 13/13
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31 Oct 2024
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The Boy Who Lived Next Door by RuArcher (Coriesocks) for tigersilver
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Aug 2019
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The last time Draco Malfoy saw Harry Potter, Draco was bent over a desk in an empty classroom, begging for more. Right before Harry walked out of his life for good. Which was fine. It’d been fifteen years and Draco was obviously over him, thank you very much. He had a nice life and a successful art gallery and no space for noisy neighbours (having sex) or tiny dogs (slobbering) or Harry’s unreasonably muscular arms (wow, where did they come from). If only Harry would just, like, leave him alone... or something.
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- 7/7
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16 Oct 2024
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He thinks about knocking on Harry’s door—about doing it four months ago, when Harry would press him into the wall and kiss him slowly enough that his legs turned to jelly and his mind went blank.
But Harry doesn’t miss him, because they don’t do kisses by the door anymore. After all, they were just fucking.
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14 Oct 2024
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Harry finally gets the push he needs to fight for what he's lost after a breakup that no one wanted.
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11 Oct 2024
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'I think it’s time we spoke', green eyes bore into cold grey ones. A shiver ran down Draco’s spine.
'Fine, sit.' Draco drained all his energy in staying emotionless. His final defence was to feel less, to hurt less, 'What is it that you would like to discuss?'
'I think it’s time we stop all of this' Harry’s fingers ran through his dark waves, 'I’m tired, I can’t love you anymore. I’m sorry.'
'You can’t or you don’t?'
'What?' Dark eyebrows furrowed together as Harry’s mouth grimaced.
'Well which is it? Can you not love me anymore? Or do you not love me anymore?' Draco needed to hear him say it. Draco needed him to mean it.
_____Harry makes the mistake of listening to others and Draco makes the mistake of not saying enough.
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Inspired by Manchester Orchestra’s The Gold–Phoebe Bridgers Version
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11 Oct 2024
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Scorpius and Rose are getting married, which means Draco has to play nice with his ex. His devastatingly gorgeous ex.
Ten years ago, Draco broke up with Harry, but now Harry's back in his life and he needs Draco to know how he feels about him.
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- 1/1
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11 Oct 2024
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Help! I'm a Hopeless Romantic! by peachydreamxx for hogwartsfirebolt (lostgansey)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2023
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~ how to get over your crush
~ places that sell cake after 11pm near me
~ how to tell if someone is playing hard to getA year in the life of Harry's shared moments, and private thoughts
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- 1/1
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09 Oct 2024
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It's Not Hate Sex If You're Secretly In Love With Your Baby Daddy! by little_winnow, peachydreamxx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2024
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Harry's life has not turned out the way he envisioned. He hadn't planned to impregnate Draco Malfoy after a careless, drunken hate fuck. Or that, a year and a bit later, Draco would reluctantly invite him to a fancy woodland retreat with their 11-month-old son, Scorpius. Or that there would only be one bed.
How bad could it possibly be?
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- 5/5
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06 Oct 2024
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100 Drarry Drabbles in 100 Days by drarrily-we-row-along (fearfully_beautifully_made), fearfully_beautifully_made
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Nov 2025
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06 Oct 2024
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Shower by drarrily-we-row-along (fearfully_beautifully_made)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2021
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“You’re sure you can’t get here any sooner than Friday to fix the shower?” he asked the maintenance man over the muggle mobile he’d purchased shortly before moving in.
“I’ll get there as soon as I can but it’s Friday at the earliest,” the man replied, “right now I have a busted toilet, a broken garbage disposal, a kitchen light repair, a cabinet door replacement, a window that won’t open, a door knob that the lock sticks on, and an ac unit that is pumping in hot air.”
Draco resisted the urge to tell him to hire some help and sighed, “Right. Thank you.”
The man grunted in response and hung up.
After a moment of contemplating his options, he gathered up his bath supplies and marched down the hall. When he’d moved in a girl named Amelia had told him if he ever needed anything just to come knock on her door. She’d said that she and her boyfriend would be happy to help, and she had even mentioned a shower breaking specifically.
The door opened and Draco felt the bottom of his stomach drop out. “Potter?” he spluttered.
“Draco Malfoy, what the actual fuck?”
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- Part 64 of 100 Drarry Drabbles in 100 Days
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02 Oct 2024
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Voicemail by drarrily-we-row-along (fearfully_beautifully_made)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2021
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He smiled at the phone as he listened to the voicemail, gripping it a little tighter as he imagined that scenario playing out in his mind.
“And then, you can take me home with you at the end of the night.”
Harry promptly choked on his saliva. Draco Malfoy couldn’t be implying what he thought he was implying.
“What’s your bed like, Potter? Is it soft? Is it red?” he asked, aghast. “Maybe we should come back to mine instead. You’d look so lovely on my green sheets.” He trailed off with a wistful little sigh. “Or. Just call me back and tell me to leave the club right now. Tell me to floo over and maybe we won’t make it past the living room. Maybe on that hideous sofa. Hell maybe we won’t make it past that garish rug.”
There was a short pause and Harry wondered if Draco was imagining it like he was.
“I’m dying to kiss you.” he murmured. “Surely you see it, surely you know. And I’ll be anything you want me to be, Harry. Anything. Because you must know that I-”
The voicemail ended abruptly and Harry glared at the phone. What happened? He opened the voicemail box again and a notification popped up. His mailbox was full.
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- Part 58 of 100 Drarry Drabbles in 100 Days
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02 Oct 2024
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It isn't a relationship, it's a convenience.
At least that is what he convinced himself of until his treacherous heart decided he couldn't bear seeing another article in the Prophet about how breathtaking the Minister looked last night at the Gala dancing in the arms of some foreign dignitary. In the arms of another man.
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26 Sep 2024
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The Boundless Burnt Breakfast Dilemma by Thedaggerthoo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 May 2020
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Harry would not stop burning his dates' breakfast.
And Draco would not stop insulting Harry's dates.
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by MisfitYankee94
25 Sep 2024
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After the war, Draco moves in with Harry Potter and watches him suffer through one bad relationship after another. Draco's love life isn't exactly going well, either, and NO, that has nothing to do with POTTER, because he ISN'T IN LOVE WITH POTTER, damnit, Pansy!
A short and smutty story about finding the right one.
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22 Sep 2024
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sorry i was never good (like you) by tigerlilycorinne
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Aug 2021
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“What is your name?”
Michael Corner puts his cup of tea down. “You already know my name,” he says. He points to them each in turn: “Draco Malfoy. Michael Corner. We went to Hogwarts together.”
“You are the one Harry Potter took to bed last night, correct?”
Draco has a questionnaire he calls the Boyfriend Check for Harry’s boyfriends. Because he’s roommates and friends with Harry, and he needs to make sure they’re up to snuff.
And also for other reasons.
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- Part 9 of AUgust 2021 Short Fic
- Language:
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- 7,009
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22 Sep 2024
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This Life Now by PalenDrome (nerdherderette), S3anchaidh for camomiletea
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2023
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This close up, Draco can see the differences that have occurred over the years. Harry's hair is longer, although it's as unruly as ever; his forearms are well-muscled and decorated with ink; and there are small lines by his eyes that look like they would crinkle if he were smiling. Which, at this moment, he most definitely is not. He looks like he's worn the same clothes for three days and just rolled out of bed, yet Harry's so unfairly gorgeous it makes Draco's heart ache.
"What do you want, Draco?" Harry asks, his voice resigned.
The question snaps Draco out of his reverie. "A divorce," he proclaims as he opens his bag.
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by MisfitYankee94
21 Sep 2024